Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[earthtrekker1775]

You would have loved hanging with me when I was younger. My friends and I used to do that stupid shit where we would pour iso alcohol all over us and then light up and then jump in a pool. So long as you aim straight and don't breathe, nothing terrible should happen.

Quicker than shaving.

 

[FWoo45]

Something showed up today! Ordered before Christmas…


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Congratufrickinlations. Sweet ride.

 

[Longshot231]

So glad I'm a millennial and not zoomer!

She's probably the type of strong, independent feminist who doesn't need a man.

I had an ex-wife that could burn water.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Lawless]

Good. A buddy bought an orange one like yours maybe a little smaller and was complaining about it and he thought I was insane when I suggested filling the tires. His tires are filled now too lol.

My little Shibaura turned into a beast once I filled the tires. Weight is important in tractors and women

If you do your own maintenance. In the fifty hour service it calls for the filters to be changed. The hydraulic fluid will almost completely drain when you remove the filter. The fluid doesn't need to be changed so be quick screwing the new filter on and you will only have to replace about a gallon of it. Not the whole six gallons.
Like a geek I dropped the new filter and lost more than a gallon. <---- I wasn't going to add that but I figured it was worth the laugh at my expense. Yup, the fluid is not cheap.

I saw the all filters and engine oil at 50 hrs. I will do it then do it yearly, fuel filter too. I probably won’t put 200 hours a year (book says 200 on one filter and 400 on other two and oils) but yearly means it’ll last me forever.

 

[jmp1]

Rubbing's racing......shake and bake

 

[JMGlasgow]

If you do your own maintenance. In the fifty hour service it calls for the filters to be changed. The hydraulic fluid will almost completely drain when you remove the filter. The fluid doesn't need to be changed so be quick screwing the new filter on and you will only have to replace about a gallon of it. Not the whole six gallons.
Like a geek I dropped the new filter and lost more than a gallon. <---- I wasn't going to add that but I figured it was worth the laugh at my expense. Yup, the fluid is not cheap.

The revised 50hr service is engine oil and filter and HST filter (under the left side platform). They still list all that in the owners manuals for some reason. The hydraulic filter is now 400 hours if I remember correctly.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

So glad I'm a millennial and not zoomer!

And she'll breed and make more just like her.
That said, her mamma needs he ass whooped.

 

[LeftyJason]

Got this from my dad who got it from my great grandpa. We don't drink at all.


A Man Who Boozes
An Irish Poem of Unknown Origin

It was a year ago, September
a day I well remember
I was walking up and down
in drunken pride
when my knees began to flutter
and I fell down in the gutter
and a pig came by and lay down by my side

As I lay there in the gutter
thinking thoughts I could not utter
I thought I heard a passing lady say,
"You can tell a man who boozes
by the company he chooses..."
And with that, the pig got up and walked away.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

My daughter's view last Saturday, out on the La. Tech Farm, where she's a Pre-Vet major.

 

[7.62willdo]

My daughter's view last Saturday, out on the La. Tech Farm, where she's a Pre-Vet major.

Red on black is a friend of jack, red on yellow will kill a fellow……

 

[Cowpokey]

My daughter's view last Saturday, out on the La. Tech Farm, where she's a Pre-Vet major.

Never seen one in person, always thought they would stand out more...but they really do blend in to the environment!

 

[Maser]

They move just like those fucking snakes in Karnath's Lair in Battletoads!

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Never seen one in person, always thought they would stand out more...but they really do blend in to the environment!

All the times I’ve spent in the woods, I’ve never seen one either. I told her that was the coolest snake ever. She loved it.

 

[Kjb1796]

I had a Manchester Terrier (mix) he would find snakes in the yard mostly copperhead but he also found several coral snakes as well. One was very bright I think it just finished shedding.

 

[hankpac]

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Read a report on this recent international outbreak. So far confined to men who have sex with men. All were international travelers. So most of you guys are pretty safe.
With all the foreign and especially African illegals it begs the question: Who's handling your food and washing the dishes? There was a huge cadre of obvious Africans working in the Denver airport last week. They had the wheel-chair crew sewed up, and were also in a lot of the food service areas. Don't get sidetracked into "How the F do you know they were African?" I fricken ASKED.

 

[pmclaine]

Read a report on this recent international outbreak. So far confined to men who have sex with men. All were international travelers. So most of you guys are pretty safe.

All our homos fly domestic only.........

 

[Longshot231]

And you might think that you paid too much for your handgun.

 

[37L1]

 

[Lawless]

 

[earthtrekker1775]

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Other than the blatant antisemitism i agree with the premise.

 

[CSGambill]

 

[4065HW]

Came from Rosswell ?

 

[Major Wader]

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Passion Flower. Grows the pomegranate like fruit we all called Maypops when I was a kid. Very tasty fruit.

 

[Maser]

 

[aprocast]

Passion Fruit, growing in every backyard in Australia

You have never eaten heaven until you try this

 

[300zx_tt]

I had a Manchester Terrier (mix) he would find snakes in the yard mostly copperhead but he also found several coral snakes as well. One was very bright I think it just finished shedding.

We have a Yorkie Bichon mix. We dropped her off at my in-laws so they could watch her when she was about a year old. They’ve got about an acre fenced in and a doggy door. We told them she’s a nut job so keep an eye on her. 5 hours later we get a call from my father in law, he says you guys better come over and look what your dog did. She had about 4-5 dead mice, 7 dead snakes and a half dead squirrel on their deck. Face covered in blood and she looked as happy as can be. She’s an adorable pup, but she’s also a fucking psychopath.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

All our homos fly domestic only.........

Wasn't AIDS patient Zero a flight attendant with a history of gay sex in Africa?

I know there have been some 'older' cases that were identified maybe as far back as the 1930's. And were not identified. But the 1970's major outbreak (coinciding with the Pride movement and drug culture) traced back to a flight attendant.

Well, we all know what AIDS cures...

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Andromeda Strain?

SIrhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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You have never eaten heaven until you try this

But it's from Australia...

It HAS to be trying to kill you somehow.

Sirhr

 

[EddieNFL]

Wasn't AIDS patient Zero a flight attendant with a history of gay sex in Africa?

I know there have been some 'older' cases that were identified maybe as far back as the 1930's. And were not identified. But the 1970's major outbreak (coinciding with the Pride movement and drug culture) traced back to a flight attendant.

Well, we all know what AIDS cures...

Sirhr

You mean GRIDS?

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[powdahound76]

Other than the blatant antisemitism i agree with the premise.

Is it antisemitist if it is true?

Perhaps its not “against all Joos” and against the one’s who have clearly made a deal with the Devil and support all
manner of insanity and evil in our society in trade for financial gain and control?

That isnt antisemitism in my book.

 

[pmclaine]

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Some kids in this country are praying for a little formula to avoid the dairy that gives them allergic reactions or supplement the fact Moms jugs cant provide enough.......no one is coming for them.

 

[Aussieusa]

Passion Flower. Grows the pomegranate like fruit we all called Maypops when I was a kid. Very tasty fruit.

Yep, passion fruit plant for sure. I really don’t know why the fruit are so damn expensive in the lower US states. They can be found everywhere in Australia. I wish I could grow one in the area where I live, too cold though.

 

[Lawless]

Other than the blatant antisemitism i agree with the premise.

Not anti-semitism, “Jewish” (JINO) people are behind much of the rot in this society.

 

[mmahoney]

Saying Jewish-in-name-only people are behind much of the rot in this society sounds like an example of anti-semitism to me.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Not anti-semitism, “Jewish” (JINO) people are behind much of the rot in this society.

There’s more goy liberals in America than there are Jewish ones. There are atheist liberals. Black liberals. White liberals. Rich liberals. Poor liberals. Urban liberals and rural liberals.

Bottom line isn’t who they are or where they pray or what their background is. It’s the mental illness of liberalism and the perversion that goes along with it.

I got nothing against anyone. Except Commies.

Sirhr

 

[Pharmseller]

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You have never eaten heaven until you try this

Heaven just raised her prices.

The dessert looking thing is probably cheaper.




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[Lawless]

Saying Jewish-in-name-only people are behind much of the rot in this society sounds like an example of anti-semitism to me.

Is that like saying black Americans commit most violent crime? Facts can be inconvenient. Look at Hollywood and politics and get back to me on ”Jewish“ influence. I have no issues with the religion or the nation.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[pk5333]

why do Golden retrievers always look like they're up to no good?

 

[Longshot231]

I use to be a sucker for Irish girls but after watching this video, not anymore.

 

[37L1]

 

[Lawless]

The anti-semite garden is comin’ along

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[memyselfi]