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[Srgt. Hulka]

Must not be married

Oh, I'm married.

Just get up before she does

And this is exactly what I do. I get up an hour before she does, and dare her to get up and start turning on lights, making noise, and playing youtube videos. And sometimes, she just can't help herself, and does it anyway.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Oh, I'm married.



And this is exactly what I do. I get up an hour before she does, and dare her to get up and start turning on lights, making noise, and playing youtube videos. And sometimes, she just can't help herself, and does it anyway.

Rebecca loves the morning silence as much as I do.
The nice thing during the week is she goes to work and I usually have a couple of hours of peace and quiet.

 

[EddieNFL]

i was thinking a 16 inch...or 9MM.

 

[Thud]

i was thinking a 16 inch...or 9MM.

The 9mm will only blow lungs out

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Lawless]

700 years old and has spent each of those years balanced on a narrow corbelled wall. The Eschif in Périgueux, France was a lookout for a toll bridge. It’s an oak timber frame building with wattle & daub infill built in 1347.

 

[BullGear]

For cold mornings...... to keep you warm.

 

[BullGear]

Hey.... Who took this video of my wife before her first cup of coffee in the morning???

 

[7.62willdo]

700 years old and has spent each of those years balanced on a narrow corbelled wall. The Eschif in Périgueux, France was a lookout for a toll bridge. It’s an oak timber frame building with wattle & daub infill built in 1347.

Survived 2 world wars!!!!!

 

[Conaso]

I think I'll need something a little more than my 6.5CM...

 

[UKDslayer]

 

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[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

Nice that they had the time and material to waste on that seeing that there are fires 20 miles upwind of my place in BF East texas

 

[UKDslayer]

Nice that they had the time and material to waste on that seeing that there are fires 20 miles upwind of my place in BF East texas

I think the point was ... vehicles may be damaged if we need to use emergency measures. If you can move them before evacuation do so.

But as a fellow Texan, I get your point.

 

[Maser]

 

[JR_77]

I’m thinking this has an attractive property tax rate of around 0%.

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I am sure that they just filmed that yesterday. I heard on Fox news that they said they knew it would piss people off so they couldn't resist.

Nice that they had the time and material to waste on that seeing that there are fires 20 miles upwind of my place in BF East texas

 

[Lawless]

Picked a few maters…

 

[fpgt72]

Now I feel old, first thing in my head was Hawaii five-0. The original not the garbage new one.

Fun fact did you know they wanted Jack Lord to do Magnum PI, (it started about when 50 went off the air) but Lord said he was too old for the part.

 

[hino895]

In my neck of the woods, you called 844-1212 for the time and 936-1212 for a weather report. I think those numbers worked until the early 1980s.

True story. Whenever we went to the shopping district, our parents would drop us off and tell us to be at the pick up area at a certain time. We would have a good time, but we would stop at the pay phones up and down the street. We would check the time and by using those payphones we would know when to be at the pick up spot.

We would also "call the weather" to find out how to dress when we were going out or check for rain or snow.

Those were simpler times, but we lived through the darkness of pre-internet America only to be delivered into the hell hole that is instant access America of today.

Also when you were ready to be picked up at the mall after spending your allowance at aladians castle you would call home collect.
Mom would answer the phone, they would say John is calling collect will you accept the charges.
Mom would hang up get in the car and come pick you up.

 

[Longshot231]

While American women feel entitled and oppressed as well as hating white men this North Korean defector has a different perspective.

 

[37L1]

 

[Cardboard55]

 

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[EddieNFL]

Now I feel old, first thing in my head was Hawaii five-0. The original not the garbage new one.

Fun fact did you know they wanted Jack Lord to do Magnum PI, (it started about when 50 went off the air) but Lord said he was too old for the part.

Anti-2nd amendment POS.

 

[37L1]

 

[BullGear]

Whatever you're doing is not working.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Docsherm]

Whatever you're doing is not working.

Was that directed at shitty joe? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[fpgt72]

Anti-2nd amendment POS.

There are very few "entertainers" that I agree with. The few that I think I MIGHT agree with hold their cards so close to their chest you really don't know where they stand, with the others being so loud and the few being so quiet you assume you know, but you really don't.

There are few things I will flat boycott and not consume their product, Jane Fonda, NFL, or MLB, Nike. Some I have little use for, and could take or leave. But I am not going to divorce myself from all music TV and film because of politics. Just seem flat stupid to me.

 

[fpgt72]

I think if it is the correct photo the truth is even more funny. If I have the correct pic, it is a crash at the all womans (whatever that is now) race.

 

[91Eunozs]

I think the point was ... vehicles may be damaged if we need to use emergency measures. If you can move them before evacuation do so.

But as a fellow Texan, I get your point.

More to the point, the pilots have to train… timing the release is both a science and an art. Better to screw up and release too early or too late on a simulated target than on a real fire. Every ‘shot’ has to count in the field because lives and real property are at risk.

Sure, they’ll train on live events as well, but your first time shouldn’t be on a drop where it has to count.

 

[BullGear]

I think if it is the correct photo the truth is even more funny. If I have the correct pic, it is a crash at the all womans (whatever that is now) race.

Are you seeing this picture? This is what I see. just a bunch of numbers with apg.561687.

295495727_5484786531574345_8126182427666693734_n-jpg.561687

 

[VSP968]