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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Nope.
Source: going outside and looking at the freaking moon. Also having seen a real solar eclipse.
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That makes sense. I don't drink.
Check out some of the videos I linked. That's real stuff.
Don't have my pics on my phone from when I saw one from Casper Wyoming on Aug 21 2017.
PS... I always sort of wondered if 15 minutes into this, The Outlaws musicians were like: "Hey, how do we get out of this song?" "Right, did anyone write an ending?" "Not me... I just wrote all this great lead-in." "Dammit, somone figure out how to end this." "I agree.. my fingers are bleeding... I gotta stop!" "Would someone please figure out a way to end this? I am getting dizzy!" "Ok... let me see if I can wind this down... Oh crap, just went in another circle." "Dang, would someone find a way out of this, I just lost a thumbnail..."
One of the great guitar and bass works of all time!
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This Little League World Series hug after a batter was hit in the head is perfect sportsmanship
Sportsmanship at its best.
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I just spent $300 on a limo and found out that it didn't include a driver. All that money and nothing to chauffeur it
As soon as I started reading that ^^^^^, this song popped into my head and I couldn't shake it.
Different band, same era.
Both great.
You ought to see when the elephants come out of the forests in India after they have raided the illegal stills making alcohol out of jack fruit. An inebriated elephant is no joke. They will go into villages, knock down mud walls and pull people out of the huts. And nobody can stop them because they by and large don't have guns.
"Live at the Fillmore" one of the best live albums ever recorded and great road music.
Speaking of India , my best friend is married to a Indian from Goa. Few years ago they were looking for a isolated water fall and got basically attacked from a XL Monkey that had consumed some illegal generic Cashew Whiskey . There were po po close by , they took it out
Friend had quite a few stitches from fighting it off , luckily no bites.Speaking of India , my best friend is married to a Indian from Goa. Few years ago they were looking for a isolated water fall and got basically attacked from a XL Monkey that had consumed some illegal generic Cashew Whiskey . There were po po close by , they took it out
Those monkeys over there - I hate them. They are unruly and can very extremely dangerous in the cities. I have said it before, if they gave me a 10/22 and a pack full of quality 22 ammo I could fix a lot of problems. Hell I would do it with Remington econobox crap just to get my revenge and satisfaction. There can be so many in one spot a bolt action isn't going to help with running up the score. Go watch some of the YouTube videos of monkey attacks over there and you get a flavor of what they do on a daily basis.
My friend isn’t easily intimidated being about 225 lbs of muscle but the encounter freaked him out permanently I think ? The offending monkey was dispatched with a H & K G3. If the Ranger/police hadn’t been close by ….no bueno !
I’d dig shooting problem monkeys with a suppressed 10/22 !
Sounds like you‘ve been there !?
I’d dig shooting problem monkeys with a suppressed 10/22 !
Sounds like you‘ve been there !?
Many times.My friend isn’t easily intimidated being about 225 lbs of muscle but the encounter freaked him out permanently I think ? The offending monkey was dispatched with a H & K G3. If the Ranger/police hadn’t been close by ….no bueno !
I’d dig shooting problem monkeys with a suppressed 10/22 !
Sounds like you‘ve been there !?
If there’s a world left , I plan to go to Goa relatively soon.
Will have my monkey alert on
While TAD at Subic Bay in the Philippines , I had either a Jeep or Pick-Up always , I would drive by the golf course and see monkeys chase and keep balls
I think taking a “monkey mulligan” was common !? Also , almost ran over a Philippine Cobra crossing the road …..hit the brakes and marveled at what I was seeing.
Great memories
Will have my monkey alert on
While TAD at Subic Bay in the Philippines , I had either a Jeep or Pick-Up always , I would drive by the golf course and see monkeys chase and keep balls
I think taking a “monkey mulligan” was common !? Also , almost ran over a Philippine Cobra crossing the road …..hit the brakes and marveled at what I was seeing.Great memories
I'm not against jack fruit, but it does stink and tastes different than what you would expect at first. I'm always down for feeding it to a newbie and watching the face. There were some efforts here stateside to make "jackfruit BBQ". Those people should have been arrested for the injustice.
Elephant kills woman in India — then returns to trample her corpse at her funeral
An elephant in India made headlines for not only killing a woman, but for crashing her funeral to trample her corpse as well. On June 10, onlookers were horrified to see the same elephant that had attacked and killed 70-year-old Maya Murmu, which grabbed her dead body from the pyre before...
Get a load of the pic in this article. No bueno.
Elephants kill five people in India after villagers 'threw stones to scare them away'
Human encounters with country's 29,000 elephants are on the increase as their habitat disappears
www.telegraph.co.uk
Elephants were once trained/used by humans as a means of execution. Guess it's true that elephants have a great memory. 
en.wikipedia.org
Execution by elephant - Wikipedia
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Need to get that Elephant around Killery !Elephant kills woman in India — then returns to trample her corpse at her funeral
An elephant in India made headlines for not only killing a woman, but for crashing her funeral to trample her corpse as well. On June 10, onlookers were horrified to see the same elephant that had attacked and killed 70-year-old Maya Murmu, which grabbed her dead body from the pyre before...news.yahoo.com
Get a load of the pic in this article. No bueno.
Elephants kill five people in India after villagers 'threw stones to scare them away'
Human encounters with country's 29,000 elephants are on the increase as their habitat disappears
Heavy Duty Karma ….literally !!Elephants were once trained/used by humans as a means of execution. Guess it's true that elephants have a great memory.
green grass live my absol fav rock number. the outlaws? the most under rated and under appreciated band EVER.
I have a friend in NorCal that has a bunch of apple trees on her property.If there’s a world left , I plan to go to Goa relatively soon.
Will have my monkey alert on
While TAD at Subic Bay in the Philippines , I had either a Jeep or Pick-Up always , I would drive by the golf course and see monkeys chase and keep balls
Great memories
Apples like to ferment and then fall off the tree....presto, alcoholic apples.
There is a local sow black bear thats about 400-500 lbs that will then eat those apples, get drunk as fuck, tear shit up, then pass out.
She is big, she is mean.....faced her a few times, don't ever want to see her again.
Funny thing, I guess fermented apples gives a bear the runs.
Have you ever tried to not step in a 4 foot diameter mound of bear shit whilst running from said bear ?
Makes for an exciting day.
I so totally need one of these. Except they are all made in China and I don't enrich Chink Communist Party.
Sirhr
