Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Longshot231]

kids had more fun many moons ago. today they will never know what kind of life we had other than watching our old home movies and calling us nuts for doing what we did.

Don't forget what happens when you put a kid in a room with the following items:

 

[Mike Casselton]

kids had more fun many moons ago. today they will never know what kind of life we had other than watching our old home movies and calling us nuts for doing what we did.

But, they have free porn 24/7.
Bastards

 

[BullGear]

Don't forget what happens when you put a kid in a room with the following items:

Kids today wouldn't know what to do with those.... Can't plug it in and there's no buttons to press.

 

[pmclaine]

General asshattery …. Situational dependent of course. If some guy was filming my daughter or other young kids, I’d have questions….that kind of response, in that situation, would generally result in somebody going to jail.

Probably me unfortunately.

I'm guessing this is at some .gov type facility.

Sadly you don't travel thirty feet these days without being on camera.

 

[Gee Kay]

Don't forget what happens when you put a kid in a room with the following items:

cunts here made them illegal. wont stop people in the country from making them. gun shops here sell the patch and rubber as burley throwers but we all know what theyre used for. my godfather use to make them for me when i was a kid.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I stopped at the Harley dealer for a part and when I walked out my truck was gone. I went back in and asked if they had security cameras because my truck was just stolen from their parking lot. Nope, not a single camera on the premises. A new modern dealership and no security cameras. Unbelievable.

I'm guessing this is at some .gov type facility.

Sadly you don't travel thirty feet these days without being on camera.

 

[Lawless]

I stopped at the Harley dealer for a part and when I walked out my truck was gone. I went back in and asked if they had security cameras because my truck was just stolen from their parking lot. Nope, not a single camera on the premises. A new modern dealership and no security cameras. Unbelievable.

Guess I’m glad I have a 21 year old truck I have very little in.

Can’t have anything for scumbags

 

[Lawless]

I have some nice photo gear but I’ve never gotten into astro, maybe I should.

 

[Chaps5800]

I stopped at the Harley dealer for a part and when I walked out my truck was gone. I went back in and asked if they had security cameras because my truck was just stolen from their parking lot. Nope, not a single camera on the premises. A new modern dealership and no security cameras. Unbelievable.

Brother, that sucks! I hope they catch them, then you can bail them out and get justice.

 

[pmclaine]

I stopped at the Harley dealer for a part and when I walked out my truck was gone. I went back in and asked if they had security cameras because my truck was just stolen from their parking lot. Nope, not a single camera on the premises. A new modern dealership and no security cameras. Unbelievable.

Check surrounding businesses and residences.

I don't mind so much the "private cameras", your property your choice.

But in the wild look at all the .gov cameras.

And you know those private cams , once on the cloud, become .gov cams.

There are perfect films somewhere of your truck theft. clear pics not that grainy shadowy shit they release to the media.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Guess I’m glad I have a 21 year old truck I have very little in.

Can’t have anything for scumbags

It's an 2001 F250. And like you I don't leave anything in it.

Brother, that sucks! I hope they catch them, then you can bail them out and get justice.

Funny story about the whole deal.
The guy that took it was in a fog or just plain brain dead. His truck was parked several places away and he thought he was getting into his own truck. His key worked in my ignition and he drove it home. Once home he realized that it wasn't his truck but he didn't remember where he took it from. He was out running errands and made several stops so he backtracked to all the places he had been. I had already called my wife to pick me up and we were standing there talking about it with a friend. She looks at me and says "stay calm". What? Here comes your truck and the cops are right behind it.
My truck is a fully loaded lariat package with leather seats, captain chairs with armrests and wood grain dash. His truck is a stripped down basic work truck. Bench seat a rubber floor. How he didn't realize that he was in the wrong truck is beyond me. Especially since he threw away my mountain dew that was in the console cup holder. He doesn't even have a console since he has a bench seat.
There's way more to the story but it is really unbelievable.

 

[Gee Kay]

It's an 2001 F250. And like you I don't leave anything in it.



Funny story about the whole deal.
The guy that took it was in a fog or just plain brain dead. His truck was parked several places away and he thought he was getting into his own truck. His key worked in my ignition and he drove it home. Once home he realized that it wasn't his truck but he didn't remember where he took it from. He was out running errands and made several stops so he backtracked to all the places he had been. I had already called my wife to pick me up and we were standing there talking about it with a friend. She looks at me and says "stay calm". What? Here comes your truck and the cops are right behind it.
My truck is a fully loaded lariat package with leather seats, captain chairs with armrests and wood grain dash. His truck is a stripped down basic work truck. Bench seat a rubber floor. How he didn't realize that he was in the wrong truck is beyond me. Especially since he threw away my mountain dew that was in the console cup holder. He doesn't even have a console since he has a bench seat.
There's way more to the story but it is really unbelievable.

how fucking lucky was that. that would of been one hell of a relief to have it come back unharmed.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The dealership is on a four lane and pretty much nothing else around. The only camera close by was one of the speed cameras that send you a ticket in the mail. They no longer work since the state ruled that they were unconstitutional and couldn't be enforced. They have left the up though. Possibly as a deterrent for out of state drivers.

Check surrounding businesses and residences.

I don't mind so much the "private cameras", your property your choice.

But in the wild look at all the .gov cameras.

And you know those private cams , once on the cloud, become .gov cams.

There are perfect films somewhere of your truck theft. clear pics not that grainy shadowy shit they release to the media.

It turned out good though. Read my reply up ^^^^a post

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I was only out a Dew and few gallons of diesel. His is a gas truck. You would figure that once he started it he would have thought his truck sounded like shit.
These people are really out there and on the road.

how fucking lucky was that. that would of been one hell of a relief to have it come back unharmed.

 

[eflyguy]

These people are really out there and on the road.

.. and they vote.

 

[Chaps5800]

It's an 2001 F250. And like you I don't leave anything in it.



Funny story about the whole deal.
The guy that took it was in a fog or just plain brain dead. His truck was parked several places away and he thought he was getting into his own truck. His key worked in my ignition and he drove it home. Once home he realized that it wasn't his truck but he didn't remember where he took it from. He was out running errands and made several stops so he backtracked to all the places he had been. I had already called my wife to pick me up and we were standing there talking about it with a friend. She looks at me and says "stay calm". What? Here comes your truck and the cops are right behind it.
My truck is a fully loaded lariat package with leather seats, captain chairs with armrests and wood grain dash. His truck is a stripped down basic work truck. Bench seat a rubber floor. How he didn't realize that he was in the wrong truck is beyond me. Especially since he threw away my mountain dew that was in the console cup holder. He doesn't even have a console since he has a bench seat.
There's way more to the story but it is really unbelievable.

I love the fact your wife started with "stay calm"! Sounds like what my wife would say, LOL

 

[pmclaine]

The dealership is on a four lane and pretty much nothing else around. The only camera close by was one of the speed cameras that send you a ticket in the mail. They no longer work since the state ruled that they were unconstitutional and couldn't be enforced. They have left the up though. Possibly as a deterrent for out of state drivers.

It turned out good though. Read my reply up ^^^^a post

Ha! You got robbed by Brandon!

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Lawless]

@DarnYankeeUSMC we’re brothers

I sold my 2002 diesel but have this 2001 XL gas truck.

 

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[hlee]

The Constitution establishes a federal democratic republic form of government. Just saying...

One more politico-buzz word any we’re officially a banana republic.

Try; The Peoples’ United Federal Democratic Republican States of America. Wow, I feel really free now. We’re the bread line?

 

[EddieNFL]

It's an 2001 F250. And like you I don't leave anything in it.



Funny story about the whole deal.
The guy that took it was in a fog or just plain brain dead. His truck was parked several places away and he thought he was getting into his own truck. His key worked in my ignition and he drove it home. Once home he realized that it wasn't his truck but he didn't remember where he took it from. He was out running errands and made several stops so he backtracked to all the places he had been. I had already called my wife to pick me up and we were standing there talking about it with a friend. She looks at me and says "stay calm". What? Here comes your truck and the cops are right behind it.
My truck is a fully loaded lariat package with leather seats, captain chairs with armrests and wood grain dash. His truck is a stripped down basic work truck. Bench seat a rubber floor. How he didn't realize that he was in the wrong truck is beyond me. Especially since he threw away my mountain dew that was in the console cup holder. He doesn't even have a console since he has a bench seat.
There's way more to the story but it is really unbelievable.

The key thing happens on a regular basis. First read of this about 20 years ago. Obviously, a limited number of key patterns so they try to send separate batches to different regions.

Glad you got it back unharmed...even if it is a Ford.

 

[BullGear]

This is a picture from my trail cam 9 years ago. It's cropped because I have this picture hanging in my man cave.

I guess he had some pretty good genetics.

 

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[Thereaper1313]

This is a picture from my trail cam 9 years ago. It's cropped because I have this picture hanging in my man cave.

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I guess he had some pretty good genetics.

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I had a similar looking one on my deer cam under my stand a few years back......at the same time I was across the woods in another stand watching squirrels.

 

[norcalAF]

Darth Tenderloin

Darth Diablo Burger

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[hlee]

I had a similar looking one on my deer cam under my stand a few years back......at the same time I was across the woods in another stand watching squirrels.

The date is incorrect. I was at a Halloween party. The fence keeps the cattle out of the feeder. You can see the ladder of my bow blind in the background…

 

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[Lawless]

If any of y’all have read the Left Behind books, can you see the “religion” being formulated right before our eyes?

 

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