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Want to know how I know a GT video came out?

When I get 43 PM's about a very specific topic out of nowhere and my guys I train with during the week all of a sudden start talking about it to annoy me because they know I absolutely fucking hate youtube firearms/military content.

I can't figure out if him and I would get along or not. I'd also be curious if he could do one of his videos and then occasionally it would pan over to me standing there with some completely awful look on my face, or me drinking a pina colada with a straw and telling him how dumb that all was or me showing up to tell him to just shoot the gun..shoot..shoot it already holy shit, and throw something or just being like 'yeah, thats not how any of that shit works'.

So apparently I'm going to get to hear about this tomorrow when I see everyone. Fantastic.
Ok but how do you really feel?
 
More peppers for winter

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good lookin day out after it!!!!

How big is that largest? looks like a good one!!

You bleed and gut the fish, then ice and filet later?
Just curious how another does it.
I just bleed and stringer, then filet before they stiffen up.
Bonk, bleed, gut, ice, process back on shore. Against the rules to fillet on the water. They’re on ice in the pic.



Coho
 
LOL

Want to know how I know a GT video came out?

When I get 43 PM's about a very specific topic out of nowhere and my guys I train with during the week all of a sudden start talking about it to annoy me because they know I absolutely fucking hate youtube firearms/military content.

I can't figure out if him and I would get along or not. I'd also be curious if he could do one of his videos and then occasionally it would pan over to me standing there with some completely awful look on my face, or me drinking a pina colada with a straw and telling him how dumb that all was or me showing up to tell him to just shoot the gun..shoot..shoot it already holy shit, and throw something or just being like 'yeah, thats not how any of that shit works'.

So apparently I'm going to get to hear about this tomorrow when I see everyone. Fantastic.
Not going to lie, that would actually be kind of awesome.
 
I went to the auto parts store to get a windshield wiper switch for my 77 Monte Carlo. The kid looks it up and gets the box. I opened it and it was the turn signal switch plate that's in the steering column. I told that is the wrong part and I need the switch that's on the dashboard. He gave me a blank look and I asked him how old he was. 20 he replied. I told him that older cars don't have the controls on the steering wheel.
I had a car that the windshield washer had a pump on the floor next to the dimmer switch.
 
I went to the auto parts store to get a windshield wiper switch for my 77 Monte Carlo. The kid looks it up and gets the box. I opened it and it was the turn signal switch plate that's in the steering column. I told that is the wrong part and I need the switch that's on the dashboard. He gave me a blank look and I asked him how old he was. 20 he replied. I told him that older cars don't have the controls on the steering wheel.

I had a car that the windshield washer had a pump on the floor next to the dimmer switch.

imagine asking a kid in the spare parts department for a hi beam switch that was floor mounted for foot operation, that look, priceless :ROFLMAO:
 
The pilot had just finished making an announcement to the passengers when he accidentally left the intercom on.

The pilot said to the copilot "I think I'll take a shit, then go bang that new stewardess."

The stewardess in question, horrified, started to run towards the cockpit, but tripped and fell.

A kindly old lady helped her up and said "There's no need to rush, dear. He said he's going to take a shit first!"