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This is so true... "Oh my God, Harold. Jam on the brakes so I can take a picture of those leaves. We don't have leaves in New Jersey... I need to take a selfie!"
Last week got stuck behind some NY DouchCanoe who was driving 30 in a 50 zone... on a road you cannot pass on... with a GOPro stuck on his mirror. Filming the drive. And constantly adjusting the camera out the window. For 10 fucking miles... with half a mile of traffic piled behind him. Did I mention Douche?
Come to Vermont for its beauty. Fuck it up with your presence. That's how Leaf Peepers work.
Stay home!
Sirhr
Last week got stuck behind some NY DouchCanoe who was driving 30 in a 50 zone... on a road you cannot pass on... with a GOPro stuck on his mirror. Filming the drive. And constantly adjusting the camera out the window. For 10 fucking miles... with half a mile of traffic piled behind him. Did I mention Douche?
Come to Vermont for its beauty. Fuck it up with your presence. That's how Leaf Peepers work.
Stay home!
Sirhr
We have em all over up here too bro. This weekend was the leaf festival even
so it was worse than usual. We”re really close to the BRP.Stacked firewood about 5hrs this morning and found a few salamanders, one mouse and this spider-bro. He was over 3” and pretty chill.
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I have a few winter-time residents. I name them. Basement bob. Garage Gary. Etc.
Hilarious because I told my grandson his name was Bob
The same here. Anywhere close to the Great Smokey Mountains is full of out of state tags leaf looking.
Went for a ride with the woman on the motorcycle down to hippie village (Hot Springs) to have a beer and a sammich. We got lucky that the parade was going in the opposite direction
Went for a ride with the woman on the motorcycle down to hippie village (Hot Springs) to have a beer and a sammich. We got lucky that the parade was going in the opposite direction
I actually took this pic from the seat of my Snap-on truck some years back.
It has all the makings of a great country song.
vince gill wrote part of this song about George Jones on his john deere....
First she hid my glasses
Because she knows that I can't see
She said you ain't going nowhere boy
Til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there's a party going on down here
Well she might have took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere
Dont know if it is real but it looks legit.
When I was much younger, lighter and with less gray hair, a pack of cougars would stalk me every night at the same watering hole.
A good friend of mine just got back from crabbing in Newport.
She was saying that these were the largest crabs ever caught in 30 years of crabbing.
Any nuclear power plants nearby???
Just the Hanford Nuclear Reservation it sits right on the banks of the Columbia river about 250 miles upstream but the US government would never allow the leakage of radioactive materials into the environment.
Coming back from a shoot in PA a couple weeks ago. Road is a 55-60 speed. Super nice Chevelle pulls out in front of me. Fucker drove 40-45 for better part of 15 miles with ZERO chance for me to pass. Finally gets off an exit ramp and as I blow by........some old fucker with his nose glued to the steering wheel.
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Shouldn't they be Bob Basement and Gary Garage? Only seems proper.
I’d have put the stupid phone down and used two hands… WTF… is everyone so addicted to their phones that they will die to get clicks???
Sirhr
Yea he decided to leave the Subaru home and run the Chevy hard to blow out the carbon.
Looks like Tuesday night at the E club.
Here is a picture of dem cougars with your beer goggles removed.
My AO has a LOT of elderly hillbilly folks. What they’ll do is wait til you get close and pull out in front of you. I have had to get on the brakes hard countless times.
Then they’ll go 10-15 under, glaring at you in the rear view. On the chance you get to pass, which is rare because mountains be like that, they will speed up
and try to keep it from happening. If you pass em they’ll match you for a mile or so to show you that you’re an ass 
then after a mile slow back down to mess with anyone coming along behind 
This time of year you add in the leaf peepers and its simply lovely.
For two years, probably the crabbers were hiding under their beds wearing masks and so lots of crabs got an extra year to grow and make little crabs.
Just a theory!
Sirhr
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