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i havent drunk like a fish since before i met my wife, really long time. i have to see if its available here. a mate asked me where i got it, told him i found it on telegram LOL
Only thing I have to say is, I guess oil makes you stupid?
And we all know the Russians are crazy as well.
Used to know this carpenter who had a Russian GF. Wow the stories were awesome.
Black Sabbath’s “Changes” covered
Love me some Charles Bradley. What a phenomenal singer. He never hit it big until the end of his career. Thanks for posting. Its a nice way to start a Monday.
I suddenly have a craving for a Diablo Sandwich...and I'm in a hurry.
Historical gubmint types show up:
"Well take that thank you. For historical purposes...to be...preserved. its historical value is priceless."
Alabama man finds huge hunk of gold buried on his land.
Alabama man 30 minutes later:
Those are all essential oils. You know, for better health and aligning your chakras, and cleaning up the world. From a Health Food Store. For better living.
She probably has 20 cats, 4 dogs, 2 birds, smokes, and has worn the same tired house dress for months without washing it or herself.
former Paramedic, and later a PA in rural communities. Been in LOTS of those places.
I don't particularly like eating at restaurants. If I have to, (and it takes a LOT), First place I go is into the bathroom. If it is nasty or doesn't have paper or soap, I am out of there.I knew a fella who did pest control for about 5 years after getting out of the Army (went back in as full time National Guard after being the bug man). He doesn’t eat out at any fast food restaurants and is very particular about even nice places. He told me a few storiesbut basically once you see how nasty most eateries are you won’t partake.
He has said to me many times “I’d rather eat a MRE in the mud” than eat at xxx.
Lindesfarne! My favorite holiday of the year. When a bunch of Vikings came upon a village where the monks had mysteriously died and the buildings spontaneously combusted... The Northmen rescued hundreds of priceless culture relics and treasures. Monks should be more careful with fire!
I celebrate every year with axe games and drinking my beer out of a horn!
Cheers,
Sirhr
They're too skinny to hitch to a plow, though... so I guess they'll starve like the rest of the latte-sipping urbanites.
Sirhr
Husband Cleverly Rebrands Cigars As Smokeable Essential Oils
COLUMBIA, SC — Local man Alex McIlvaine stumbled upon the brilliant idea today of adding a little sign to his cigar humidor that reads "Smokeable essential oils."
babylonbee.com
Essential Oils.... Yeah, I'm into those.
Sirhr
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