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Holiday is over....had to clock in at the Hoover building.
I need to get
More active on twitter to see this epic shit. I don’t even know how it works lol
I heard Elon has a pretty good security detail. Some ex 32 Bat guys who just don't give a fuck.
First one to work everyday. Might just leave them on the break room table. Minus the box of course.
Do it!
I did that with the Harry Potter jelly bellys. Look like classic flavors, taste like misery. I’ll never forget it; staff meeting, setting out the bowls of candy. A manager eats a handful, ‘These taste like farts!!!’
That’s exactly right, they do taste like farts.
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural road. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: SLOW--SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
Again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.
The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign. It might be something that we could use to slow down drivers."
The sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
NUDIST COLONY
GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: SLOW--SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
Again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.
The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign. It might be something that we could use to slow down drivers."
The sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
NUDIST COLONY
GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS
This Three-Wheeled Tuk-Tuk Just Set a Fantastically Sketchy Nürburgring Lap Record
"We never, ever, want to do this again," said the team. "It was horrible."
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Some mornings you just want to read something fun!!
'Murican redneck engineering at its best!! I wonder if he re-purposed the motor for an add-on rotisserie.
There is a little children’s show called Trash Truck. It is perhaps the sweetest and most wholesome thing I’ve seen in a long time. The fact that the boy looks like my grandson is icing on it. If you have small children around, look it up on Roku. You’ll be happy that you did.
Have you introduced your grandson to "Tugger, the Jeep who Wanted to Fly?" It's awesome!!! The ending is just... so cool!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Never heard of it but it’s free on Roku/Tubi so I will watch it ASAP. Thanks brother.
In 1972 someone onboard the USS Ranger threw a wrench into a reduction gear to keep Her (Ranger) from leaving Subi Bay to go back towards Viet-Nam.
His Honeycomb there didn’t want him to leave
No money No honey !One of 7 sabotage attempts within a few month.
edit : I stand corrected. They were still in port in Cali , held them up for 4 months…..Guess thats why they call them Sea Stories ?
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Hope the docs treated you well.
Summit Motorsports Park in Norwalk OH. Was there for a couple days this past August.
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