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Thing is they think there is no "maker". And depending on just what invisible man you choose to believe in, well that can alter just what happens when you get there. The one thing you can say about every religion, everyone in that religion that is a "believer" is 100% sure they are right and everyone else is wrong.
Reminds me of ole George.
And anyone that has one in the back yard right now with a tree growing through the hood thinks, it has to be worth at least half that.
The tv in our break room is YouTube capable and one guy I work with puts Barret-Jackson on and says shit like this
I’ve done this before, and it sucks.
There was a time that I worked 3rd shift(00:00-08:30) and my wife worked normal human hours & had Fridays off. One Friday we were going to leave for a short weekend away somewhere and I couldn’t just take a 6hr nap. So I purposefully tried taking a nap in a pretty uncomfortable position, thinking I’d wake up after 20 or so minutes refreshed but needing to stretch and hobble around for a bit. Well…I ended up sleeping in that position, laying across both arms of a large living room chair, for 3 fucking hours. I fell out of the chair when I woke up because I didn’t have any blood flow to my lower legs, couldn’t move my head or neck for 10 minutes, & my back felt like it had a crease in it the rest of the day. So pro tip, kids. If you’re going to nap, just be comfortable but make sure you have an alarm that will wake you up
We all know who on here these two people are.
I can still taste the spoon
I slept one night at my sister's house. Used an improvised pillow that was way too thick. Essentially slept with my neck rolled to one side. My neck hurt on one side for 9 months. Couldn't pop it like normal on that side during that time. This was when I was 24.
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