The needle nose is to tighten the valve stem. The other two pliers are to hold both sides of the rear axel so it don't just spin. Just a guess.
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No idea, but I do know he is going there at maximum velocity for the common short hair houscat.
I don’t think your ball hone is gonna work…
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OLD WOMAN AND THE MULE
An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post.
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
He looked at the woman and laughed,
"Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"
The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No ... I never did dance ... Never really wanted to."
A crowd has gathered as the young gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old bag, you're gonna dance now!", and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector - not wanting to have her toes blown off- started hopping around. Many were laughing.
When his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing.
The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched tensely as he stared at the woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in her hands as she quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ***?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No m'am, but I've always wanted to"
And look how much bigger the fuel tanks were.
It's not grandma's perfume. But it is recognizable
If this was written in sarcasm font, I wouldn’t have nearly as many dislikes!
Sirhr
Always loved these, as a kid
Until the early 90s, near the Ft. Belvoir, VA west gate, lived a man who owned a gravel-pit/landfill that LOVED these cares, in black. He would drive them until I assume repairs were uneconomical. There were around 6-8 parked in the high weeds plus one in the driveway. Eventually, he went into a nursing home.
Looks like a rattle-head-copper-moccosin to me
It's either a Gopher Snake or a Copper Headed Rattle Moccasin.
The stove great grandma cooked the pizzas in.
Not even A1 would help. (Not like it helps on a properly cooked steak) I’d rather eat my shoe
Crazy one I heard yesterday was putting a little bit of honey on pepperoni pizza. Haven't tried it yet. Would probably be good.
Calling him a snake is an insult to every snake that exists.
Used to have 1/2 ownership of a sailboat we kept on a beautiful mountain reservoir in the summer.
Had to tell a lotta ho bags wanting a boat ride no.
Was great for a nice time with gals I actually wanted to date though.
Having spent my fair share of time in classrooms on both sides of the desk, I whole heartedly agree 
Spuds (halved) in the foil with sea salt, pepper, avocado oil and a pinch of partly dried chives. The original prototype "Tactical Spatula" that I was privy to see- before these were out-was a bit chunkier in the blade and stem. You could have probably chopped wood with that thing! Anywho...after 2 cheeseburgers and a mess of those potatoes....I felt like a bloated goat....
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