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Last week in the tree stand I grabbed my bottle of Mt Dew and was happy to see that it was still liquid. 14 degrees and wind chill below 5. Then I twisted the cap and it froze instantly. I had to put it in my pack with a couple hand warmers.
Vietnam Veterans all agree. Took us out but much better, came to get us.
To this day, I perk up and scan the skies whenever I hear a helicopter
To this day, I perk up and scan the skies whenever I hear a helicopter
Yeah once the pressure comes off they’ll freeze from the bottom up.
I left a can of ginger ale in the freezer to get cold and forgot it once…….ONCE.
That is a cool thing to see, though.
I hate it when it happens to beer... because you have that perfect chill on the bottle... but you lift that cap and... Boom! It freezes in an instant. And you are disappointed... because your beer is now a popsicle.
Sirhr
Crying at the Titanic. The damn ship sank! Its not like, we don’t already know what’s going to happen at the end of the movie. Why everyone goes gaga about two idiots leaning out over the bow of a moving ship. Talk about being keel hauled.
On a more serious note….Not one thing romantic about freezing to death in the ice cold waters of the North Atlactic.
Helicopters like the American male of late have lost their testosterone.
Occasionally I will see a Blackhawk out circling the water tower behind my house. It must be a designated wait point or something for air traffic control.
But most of the helicopters I see today are Robinsons.
When I was a kid most were Bell Jet Rangers or Italian hating Huey’s “Wop, Wop, Wop”.
The other birds are the Euro trash machines run by the State Police and the Med Flight that have the enclosed tail rotor.
Saw a Loach once that was cool figured it left the air space as quick as it could before it caught the gay.
Used to freeze them and use for ice in the lunch box. Works best on a 10 or 12 hr shift in a mini Gott water jug with the top lunch tray. They're thawed and the lunch is cool.
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MrSmith
So Nature selected away from the bigger wolf.
He lived in a warmer world when food was a bit more plentiful and grew into his eating ability.
It's another argument "for" or "against" climate change?
Americans have done the same since the end of the Depression.
Probably lived in a colder climate where bulk/mass was a biological advantage. Same with Neandrathal. Big bulk kept heat in better, apparently.
As things got warmer, speed and agility mattered less than bulk.
But it's a good indication that climate is ALWAYS %$#@ing changing and this endless braying about everything being part of 'climate change' is just a giant socialist boondoggle designed to redistribute wealth and curb growth. It's ALL MADE UP.
The climate is changing. Always. Done.
Sirhr
Must be time to put on long sleeve T-shirts I see…….
Exactly. We are not going to change the planet. One Yellowstone eruption, jungle virus or stray meteorite and we're toast anyway. The earth, however, will live on until the sun expands and turns everything we did into a cinder.
Will we adapt to the new situation or go extinct. The way millions of species have before us. Including some very wiley dinosaurs... who rule for a long time. Carrying signs and whining on does nothing... becoming an engineer or a scientist or a physicist and figuring out ways to make our limited resources go further... will definitely help extend the time before our inevitable extinction. But carrying signs, dying your hair blue and identifying as a stoat... while subscribing to a druid ersatz religion of climate change... will not help. It will hasten your planet's demise...
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Sirhr
But but but, they say there's water on Mars. We can go there, Right?
Or the moon, right?
Not if NASA's number one goal for the 'return to the Moon' is "To put women and people of color on the moon." Yes, that's their stated goal. And they are recycling crap equipment and doing no new risky science... they are just virtue signalling.
Hope that when they turn the 'Women and POC's' into an aluminum shower over the South Atlantic in a couple of years that folks remember... NASA's goal was not to advance science or find the best and the brightest or to expand our knowledge as a species. But was to launch some melanin- and mammary- equipped space chimps to the Moon to... virtue signal. The dead astronauts will deserve their long, conscious drop into the ocean... for playing along with it. Knowing they are there because they are worthless tokens.
But whatever... It'll be a good show. And lots of new astronaut jokes! Starburst sales will pick up again.
Disgusting...
Sirhr
not until NASA repairs the launch pad, since no one in that organization can do math anymore. I guess someone either forgot to calculate the heat from the launch OR NASA wanted the launch pad to be destroyed so they can build a new one ($$$$).
My guess, they won't repair it, just take the money and run......ahhhhh oooooo gaaaaaa, yea, come on and take the money and run...
Actually, you would be surprised. That almost looks like the kitchens in a big 5th wheel RV.
Considering they had to order pizza delivery after a couple weeks for their experiment in the dome I have a section on my ammo shelf for popcorn.
My Friend, Wanda posted this and it is plainly Terrible! But way too funny
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