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A few years ago I had an arrow fall out of my quiver while walking to my tree stand. It stuck into my thigh about four inches. While I was in the ER the game warden came in to the room to find out what happened. I asked him if he had seen the guy in the waiting area that's wearing camo. I then told him that he shot me. Dude's eyes got really big and he said that he was going to call the sheriff. I asked if the sheriff had a sense of humor and would play along to scare the shit out of my hunting partner. He responded no!! Damn!! So I told him what happened.
It could have been epic.
Actual picture taken by the gun camera on an F22 Raptor…
He and his father also built that guitar from scratch.
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was.
The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was.
The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
Compare the 270win to the 6.5 PRC. Things haven’t changed too much in 85 years.
When you turn 50 shiz starts to change….
I always thought Ragnar was pretty easy going...as long as you didn't try to stop his pillaging...or rape his wife...or if you were English.
That’s one of those $400K balloon killer bullets
Where does the guy push the wrong button and transition the wings to the landing configuration?
John McCain home movies “ My craziest moments”That’s one of those $400K balloon killer bullets
That’s not John McCains missile his hit another aircraft and blew up, looks like this one clears the deck and goes over the side……
Think McCain lost a Zuni instead of a Sidewinder ? That’s when the Forrestal became know as the USS Forrest Fire.
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