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Arghhhh… shoot me now!!!

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My BIL sold wood as a side business for years (engineer for Caterpillar) and at the peak sold 180 cords/yr. He was always more than straight and had a heck of a time getting out of the business because customers were begging him to keep doing a little just for them. He even sold to local Cracker Barrels.

I have cut and split a battleship load in my life.

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No matter what else he did for a living, my Brother In Law always cut wood for his habits (Elk Camp in Oregon, Fishing on the coast). This isn't even his truck, but he said, he wasn't going home with less than a full load. He has a 3/4 diesel Ram, that he stacks even higher. With better side racks.
 

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My step-grandfather had a 69 Beetle. Modified it a bit. Had to put on a cooling system when we moved to Texas in 1974. Changed out some parts and put a stinger up and out the back. Loud!

We would go to the library and he would show me how to do what he called speed-shift, which was shifting without a clutch.
 
I think about this every time I start the lathe, every single time.
I don't wear any loose clothing when using mine. I saw a picture one time of a dead guy wrapped up in a large lathe. A very graphic example of not being aware of what can happen with machinery.

Once years ago I was drilling holes with a drill press and swatting the swarf off the bit wearing heavy leather welding gloves, took a coffee break, and then slipped on a pair of cotton work gloves when returning for some reason. Just a forgetful moment in judgement I guess. With the first swat I discovered I was strong enough to rip the finger right out of a cotton glove when the swarf grabbed it. I was lucky in that there was no damage to anything but the glove. I did learn a lesson about paying more attention to what I was doing though.