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You never know what at an estate sale
How many hundred times has this been posted in the past?
not a communistic dope head bum in sight
no tipping please
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Opened it up to change the oil after the first 1000 miles. I think the pattern looks pretty good. There was no glitter.
Just got this project finished about a month ago.
Just got this project finished about a month ago.
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33s? I work construction and there are dudes with trucks like that and the only dirt they see is the gravel parking area.
An engineer died and was accidentally sent to hell instead of heaven.
He got to work and fixed the A/C and things cooled down quickly.
The moving walkway motor was jammed so he unjammed it.
The TV was grainy and unclear.
He repaired the connection to the satellite dish and now pulled in hundreds of high def channels.
One day God decided to look down on Hell to see how his grand design as working out and noticed everyone was happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He phoned Satan and said, “What the hell’s going on in Hell?”
Satan replied, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."
"What? An engineer? I never would have sent you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute,” demanded God.
"No way!” Satan snorted. “We’re going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."
“If you don't send him to me immediately I'll sue!" God shouted.
The devil laughed long and heartily and then said, “Really? Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
He got to work and fixed the A/C and things cooled down quickly.
The moving walkway motor was jammed so he unjammed it.
The TV was grainy and unclear.
He repaired the connection to the satellite dish and now pulled in hundreds of high def channels.
One day God decided to look down on Hell to see how his grand design as working out and noticed everyone was happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He phoned Satan and said, “What the hell’s going on in Hell?”
Satan replied, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."
"What? An engineer? I never would have sent you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute,” demanded God.
"No way!” Satan snorted. “We’re going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."
“If you don't send him to me immediately I'll sue!" God shouted.
The devil laughed long and heartily and then said, “Really? Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
Every year you celebrate your Deathday. You just don't know what day it is.
All the engineers I've had to deal with are the dumbest mother fuckers ever.
Opal Beach. At the National Seashore between Pensacola Beach and Navarre Beach, Florida. Nice little beach, road features some great cycling. Below is from the Time Trial of the Pensacola/Subway Stage Race. This picture is about 4 miles from Opal Beach. Part of the time trial was in the National Seashore parkway. Was one of the best races I ever attended. Alas, it is no more. This particular picture is from the 2018 Race. At this time trial, I posted my fastest ever average speed that was not wind aided.
Knew a couple missionaries who worked in Haiti a lot.
Pig snout was a delicacy there.
My mom went to Haiti on a mission as the trip nurse.
Said the regular locals from the church they went to were great.
Everyone else scared her to death.
Appreciate that she heeded the call and pressed on in spite of the fear.
Pretty awesome for a 5’2” 125 lb nurse from the middle of nowhere IA.
Pig snout was a delicacy there.
My mom went to Haiti on a mission as the trip nurse.
Said the regular locals from the church they went to were great.
Everyone else scared her to death.
Appreciate that she heeded the call and pressed on in spite of the fear.
Pretty awesome for a 5’2” 125 lb nurse from the middle of nowhere IA.
Ha! Everyone has their negative comments.
This one has 35's and most likely won't even see pavement from October to April during winter.
.004 out from 3rd member to axle center line.
Totally unacceptable.
Have you noticed how far out factory built housing are most of the time?
Ya gotta boil the snot out of it
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