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They obviously need to bring in a AR with a bump fire stock to the range - and have every one of them demonstrate how it’s a machine gun.
Those are truly impressive creatures. The ballast that is in their wings is mind blowing, but the way they calculate the future path of their prey and go there instead of chasing is simply amazing.
Start at 7:00
Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful opening the overhead bins as some items may have shifted position during flight.
Just men and women? The LHYGQBMRZO retards gonna be pissed!
Sirhr
It was sooo much easier when there was a switch on the dash
Seriously ? Two schematics of electrical and computer shit so you don't have to flip a switch. SMH
Seriously ? Two schematics of electrical and computer shit so you don't have to flip a switch. SMH
By far my favorite aircraft of all time…thanks for posting that video; I hadn’t seen it before.
And the ”new” F4 was my favorite jet…even got a couple flights in them as we were transitioning to F16s during one of the summer programs we did when I was a cadet at the AF Academy.
Proof that if you put enough engine onboard, you can make a brick fly!
Ring knocker.
Yeah, now you have to ask the computer's permission to do anything, turn on the AC,etc. If the computer says no, you're SOL.
So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.
Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!
Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Dad:
My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??
My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
My son: “What??? “
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
There was a school north of Austin that had a litter box for the furies. My buddy got loaded up on German food and a ton of beer the night before basketball games there in the morning. He waited to drink his coffee and make the morning bombing run till he was at the school. He said it looked like a cow shit twice in the litter box. The litter boxes were removed that next week from the school.View attachment 8360956
So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.
Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!
Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Dad:“OK!! “
My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??
My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
My son: “What??? “
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
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