Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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I took my daughter out to lunch a few days ago. I asked her which vehicle she would like to go in and she picked the 89 suburban. A few miles down the road she asked me why don't they make seats like this anymore? Like what? I asked. "Big and cushy like a couch".
Looking at the prices of brand spanking new cars and trucks, and then looking at the prices of very good looking older trucks and cars.....and knowing what "they" are doing to the new cars.......I will never buy another new vehicle of any kind.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are expecting to have a full flight. Please stow smaller items, such as purses and handbags underneath the seat in front of you and utilize the overhead bin space for larger carryon items.
Did anyone ever tell Bearclaw that grizzly bears hybernate in the winter and going up higher where winter stays longer wasn't going to improve his chances of finding any?
Will gear was a faggot and a communist
Umm……. I see s small “problem” that may turn into a BIG You-Tube-able Problem.
I bet dropping those lines in a rural area could turn into Big $$$ or a good'ol boy "You owe me one"
No big deal, house movers always have a few bamboo poles for propping wires
High level nuke plant worker.
People like the attention whore in the pic weren't convinced they "needed" a career yet hence doubling the work force.
Always wondered if they ever figured that out.
R
You shut your Goddamn whore mouth.
Bearclaw loved the womens. But he swore a woman's breast was the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and he could find no sign on it.
Meh... Prison doesn't cook the food I like.
So I'll resist my astrological destiny.
Sirhr
WIth greatest respect... He was a commie and a shit stabber.
But he "Played" a Mountain Man like a great actor.
Probably blew Harvey Weinstein to get the role.
Sirhr
I love how we’re now justifying/substantiating the lifestyle and affordability of cartoon characters in the pit.
Had to look him up. Joined the Communist party in 1934, his gay lover too. Crazy
Missing a condiment - barbecue sauce? Sour cream? But dang that brisket looks perfect! (Kimber - yawn).
First prize goes to the person who can guess who this is.
BBQ sauce is made to sit on the table and be looked at, not put on good brisket.
This is so easy that a 5th grader could do it.First prize goes to the person who can guess who this is.
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