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I’ve performed minor surgery on myself with a dullish pocket knife, but act just like that when someone else brings a needle near me.
The only needle that ever bothered me was that giant bastard they used to numb up my sack for the ol snip snip. Damn thing looked like it'd take down a whale!
 
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