Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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i assume that is why they didn't discuss specific details and i believe they suggested a more secure venue for further planning.

Unless the NSA works for you, then why care.

If you think the CIA or NSA work for anyone but themselves, I've got some bad news. They do just enough good will work to keep the budgeted money flowing.

Who says the NSA or anyone else works for 'us?' The last 35+ years have sort of given that fairy tale a pretty good wringing out...

Just 'sayin.
Who says the NSA or anyone else works for 'us?' The last 35+ years have sort of given that fairy tale a pretty good wringing out...

Just 'sayin.




From the mouth of one who would know...

 
Was not too long ago, good men would simply open an XL can of whoop-ass and it would be over in seconds and the freaking animals would think twice about aping out in public. This shit really galls me.

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Baseball bats would have ended that in seconds... Readily available in the sporting goods section...

Nice Jeep... Also good for Texas Sleigh-rides... also a good deterrent.

Sirhr
 
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Once upon a time, the English were not poncey fucks who were assumed to be buggering boys at private school...

Meet Major Digby Tatham-Warter. During Market Garden, he led a bayonet charge wearing a bowler hat and carrying an umbrella.

He believed that radio calls were unreliable, so he trained his battalion to use bugle calls from the Napoleanic wars... and during Market Garden when the wrong crystals were installed in all the British radios... his soldiers communicated with bugles.

He used his umbrella to save a Chaplin... using it to cover a withdrawl. And disabled a German armored car by poking his umbrella through the drivers slit, blinding the driver... and forcing the crew to surrender.

Captured after being wounded at Arnhem, he jumped out of a hospital window... rounded up another 150 or so British troops and escaped with the help of the 101st... back to Allied lines.

For all this... he was denied a VC... but got a DSO. Sort of like a kiss from a cousin.

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After the war, he helped put down the MauMau rebellion. And helped the Safari industry take off in Africa in the 1950's.

There are still Englishmen like this... Most of them live near the boathouse.

Never be conventional...

Sirhr
 
Imagine if you will, a person trying to break out of the circle of total poverty, and looking for a starting point. You know, the person without a pot to piss in, and the only helping hands are attached to his/her own arms. The first house on the left might look like a life goal at one point in time. Now maybe you can help me to understand why you think the pic fits into "Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes".
That story is cool and all, but you left out a couple details in you rages to middle class story: loans and the HOA.