Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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HaHa... fucking sailers
 
After Hugo I went to South Carolina with a group to offer aid. It was truly a devastating storm there.
I got volunteered to repair distribution powerlines in my state of North Carolina that were damaged by Hugo. We worked the rural areas near Albemarle. I specifically remember the name of one community, Frog Pond. :)

Keith
 
I heard a very long time ago...
It's a wound that never heals.
The more ya rub it, the better it feels.
Ain't enough soap, this side of hell, to ever remove that codfish smell.

One day after my grandfather and grandmother had a disagreement about something, he told me that we were going fishing.

We sat on that little spring fed slough about 45 minutes to be hour catching big old bluegill.

He finally broke the silence and said

"When God was passing out brains, ours fell into the head of our dick, but because women have a gash, theirs fell smooth out!"

Sat in silence for another 30-40 minutes and he replied with

"God is a jokester, he gave men 2 heads and only enough blood to run one at a time."

In the 12-13yrs I lived with them, other than the cigarette caper, it was the only time I saw them cross with each other and both lasted half a day at best or until breakfast with the cigarette caper.
 
You had me all the way, until the spam…
Well, just hear me out now. If you’ve never combined a nice fresh can of original spam slow fried at low heat then add last night’s ribeye beef steak and some nice fresh eggs. You don’t know what you’re missing.
 
Well, just hear me out now. If you’ve never combined a nice fresh can of original spam slow fried at low heat then add last night’s ribeye beef steak and some nice fresh eggs. You don’t know what you’re missing.
Can we just agree to disagree or do you want to make a big production out of it? This is in the Pit, after all
 
Can we just agree to disagree or do you want to make a big production out of it? This is in the Pit, after all
Oh absolutely we gonna make a big production out of this..100%. obviously you’ve never been hungry before and if you have been hungry, you haven’t been hungry enough.
SPAM AND MORE SPAM!
 
Oh absolutely we gonna make a big production out of this..100%. obviously you’ve never been hungry before and if you have been hungry, you haven’t been hungry enough.
SPAM AND MORE SPAM!
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I’ve been hungry before but never “Hey let’s eat ground up pig parts and salt in the shape of a can”. Maybe I just grew up in a loving home with family that cared aboot me…

Edit: I’m going for the juggler right off the bat