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LOL.......no she rode the lightning😵..........will never fly again:cry::ROFLMAO:

I'm laughing because insurance will pay for her and I won't have to deal with her anymore
I have hated her for the 10 years she has been in my herd.

An old rip that brings in a nice heifer calf each fall but I can't keep as a replacement because they all have had her nasty disposition. And if she weans a steer calf, the damn SOB will try to eat my lunch in the wean pen.

So good riddance and now I have a way to pay for the Huxwrx Ventum I just bought.

Told the missus, I'd find the money somewhere's:p

See, I told you it pays to chain them up to a tall metal pole...😄
 
Take the child back in your arms, walk out and sue the Church (as many other have done)!

Fuck that shit. That child molesting mother fucker would take a serious ass whipping. He would have permanent scars to remind him that slapping someone else's child is unacceptable.

I realize, beating that fucker is not acceptable in Europe, but it sure would be here.
 


I can’t believe Joe Cocker only just got in while a bunch of Hip Hop morons have been there for years….



This performance alone should have cinched the nomination!

Sirhr

PS Legend has it that when Joe Cocker showed up at Woodstock, the organizers wouldn’t let him in. They thought he was black after only hearing him on records and radio….

PPS… yes, I know that is John Belushi… he and Elwood should be in the Hall of Fame, too!!!
 
you still have a source? all i have is small sewing machine bottle

Nope… I have bottle from the stash that was found in Maine 10 years ago… it will last me a lifetime… a little goes a long way.

That said, it shows up on eBay all the time u der odd brand names. Full bottles and they don’t know what it is, so doesn’t get blocked.

Later I’ll see if I can find some links.

Sirhr
 
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Nope… I have bottle from the stash that was found in Maine 10 years ago… it will last me a lifetime… a little goes a long way.

That said, it shows up on eBay all the time u der odd brand names. Full bottles and they don’t know what it is, so doesn’t get blocked.

Later I’ll see if I can find some links.

Sirhr
Find a cutlery show and ask the Samurai dealers. I got a 1 ounce bottle with a 600 year old Damascus from an old collage mate who deals them.
 
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Nope… I have bottle from the stash that was found in Maine 10 years ago… it will last me a lifetime… a little goes a long way.

That said, it shows up on eBay all the time u der odd brand names. Full bottles and they don’t know what it is, so doesn’t get blocked.

Later I’ll see if I can find some links.

Sirhr

i bought a partial bottle of this. allegedly its sperm whale oil.

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Ooops !! 😳
I never saw a plane roll off the deck , but I have seen a A-7 being “ waved off “ cause the LSO ( landing signal officer) saw something screwed up. The pilot hit the gas to try to make another pass , BUT the tail hook caught the #3 wire (3 of 4 arresting cables). Since it caught the wire , it ended up hanging over the port side engine going full throttle. The pilot ejected but instead of going up it ejected him like throwing a rock to make it skim across the water. Pilot died , plane was still hanging off the side until it ran out of fuel . Tense times to be on the flight deck.
Saw a few planes get a cold shot where the catapult didn’t get enough steam to launch it , or they didn’t figure the right weight of the plane dialed in. See them launch but once they didn’t get any lift , they ejected in the drink.
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I have a new 43Xmos and while I love the 19 size guns….

The 43X is unbelievably awesome to carry. It uses voodoo of some kind that makes the slight difference in thickness into the sum of all things…

I have shot one a fair amount, was a borrowed one and I didn’t carry it any. I carried this one all weekend and it just disappears. You wouldn’t think the difference in actual width would be so profound in practice.

In drills last fall with the borrowed one, I was not quite as fast as a 19 but I believe I can train into it. The comfort is worth a slight speed penalty due to the weight/recoil difference.

As a side note, I plan to leave it stock….no really…. Just a 507K and PSA mags. Really, keeping this one stock 😂

New favorite pistol.

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I love mine. I’ve since added a TLR 7. I’ve got to say the safariland incog x is a really sweet holster if you carry appendix. Super comfortable and I don’t feel it sitting down. Travis Haley collaborated with safariland to put that holster out. I’ve been super happy with it.

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I have a new 43Xmos and while I love the 19 size guns….

The 43X is unbelievably awesome to carry. It uses voodoo of some kind that makes the slight difference in thickness into the sum of all things…

I have shot one a fair amount, was a borrowed one and I didn’t carry it any. I carried this one all weekend and it just disappears. You wouldn’t think the difference in actual width would be so profound in practice.

In drills last fall with the borrowed one, I was not quite as fast as a 19 but I believe I can train into it. The comfort is worth a slight speed penalty due to the weight/recoil difference.

As a side note, I plan to leave it stock….no really…. Just a 507K and PSA mags. Really, keeping this one stock 😂

New favorite pistol.

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I love mine. I’ve since added a TLR 7. I’ve got to say the safariland incog x is a really sweet holster if you carry appendix. Super comfortable and I don’t feel it sitting down. Travis Haley collaborated with safariland to put that holster out. I’ve been super happy with it.

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Hey, you two love birds. This is the complete and utter bullshit subforum. Take this to The Armory where it belongs
 
WOW had no idea.

yeah. dude. it was way before a couple years ago too. saw him during the Bush years, tough to get through his BS rants between songs. politically, he's an assbag. but ive enjoyed his music since I was a kid.

I Feel Alright and I ain't never satisfied are his best songs Hardcore Troubadour too.

copperhead road is a classic but the pansies line dancing to it turn my stomach