Gecko .45 move over, there is a new Sheriff in town!!!

[sirhrmechanic]

Spotted and photographed today in Columbus Ohio. This is the funniest thing you will see in the Internet all week.

This is some kind of Wackenhut guy filling his Ersatz Ferrari with air at a filling station as we drove by.

Krylon Racing stripes. Scuderia Ferrari stickers everywhere. Including fenders and wheel centers.

Not to mention a face diaper.

The level of win in these photos is simply off the charts….

Please…. Please let him not be here on SH. Because that would permanently break the Internet. Like a black hole sucking up our solar system….

But if you are here, sir, I have only one question for you. Are you trying to be Crockett or the other one????

Sirhr

PS… epic meme potential here. And these are public domain as of this moment!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Well, to be fair. It looks like his work truck is an armored truck. So that ride probably handles like a Ferrari in comparison.
Just a WAG

 

[1moaoff]

Playa, Playa, I bet he gets all the hot ass posted on motivational thread!!!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I forgot to ask you car guys: is that like some kind of tongue sticking out? Like some kind of Ferrari aerodynamic feature that I missed on all of the Ferraris that I’ve seen? Maybe like a formula one nose or something?

Maybe trying to attract the chicks? I’m just trying to figure that front end out. Because wow.

 

[Im2bent]

Could be worse....

 

[JMGlasgow]

That's a 2012 Mitsubishi Eclipse.

 

[zeroz]

The ride fits a mall cop better than an armored truck driver. Please tell me he's a mall cop.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Mitserrari?

Ferrarubishi?

That's an ass getting machine right there.

I wonder how many dumb assed gold digging bitches have fallen for it though...

 

[The D]

I forgot to ask you car guys: is that like some kind of tongue sticking out? Like some kind of Ferrari aerodynamic feature that I missed on all of the Ferraris that I’ve seen? Maybe like a formula one nose or something?

Maybe trying to attract the chicks? I’m just trying to figure that front end out. Because wow.

It is some sort of gay-ass aftermarket aero pieces that most assuredly make the car handle worse, if that’s possible. Dive planes and canards do serve a legitimate purpose, just not on this nerd’s daughter’s car

 

[Blue Sky Country]

A useless cloth face diaper at that too...

If you want to block airborne sneeze/cough droplets on a bus or train and protect yourself from catching a flu or a nasty cold, wear a fucking KN95 at least...

 

[Dta1]

I hope to God, he just has a good sense of humor— otherwise, yeah, he deserves everything the internet is about to unleash on him .

 

[Blue Sky Country]

That's a 2012 Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Well, we woke and shyeet now... We gotta respect it's new identity and pronouns and shyeet...

 

[Ric O'shay]

Surprised the engineers at Maranello let a proto out in the public like that. Somebody alert Road and Track.

 

[roostercogburn98]

It’s columbus, ohio. What would you expect haha. On a side note, he’s not that far from Rayners or Thunder Valley, so maybe he was getting ready to head there

 

[QuickNDirty]

Spotted and photographed today in Columbus Ohio. This is the funniest thing you will see in the Internet all week.

This is some kind of Wackenhut guy filling his Ersatz Ferrari with air at a filling station as we drove by.

Krylon Racing stripes. Scuderia Ferrari stickers everywhere. Including fenders and wheel centers.

Not to mention a face diaper.

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The level of win in these photos is simply off the charts….

Please…. Please let him not be here on SH. Because that would permanently break the Internet. Like a black hole sucking up our solar system….

But if you are here, sir, I have only one question for you. Are you trying to be Crockett or the other one????

Sirhr

PS… epic meme potential here. And these are public domain as of this moment!

I can't even comprehend these pictures.

Is that a Mall Ninja?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[1moaoff]

I can't even comprehend these pictures.

Is that a Mall Ninja?

If it was you wouldn't see him unless he wanted you to!

 

[roostercogburn98]

Lest we all forget how popular the Fiero body kits were

 

[Rthur]

Solid work, we had a local with silver duct tape stripes on 75 camero.
Foot wide at least.
Brush painted puke gray-blue.

R

 

[QuickNDirty]

 

[Im2bent]

Lest we all forget how popular the Fiero body kits were
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Actually yeah, we had forgotten.........till now..........thanks.

 

[JoshPutman]

Who remembers this?

 

[Average guy]

I captured this gem awhile back zoom in on pictures it just gets better

 

[Sean the Nailer]

That's right up there with the:

"Mazdarati"

 

[HeavyAssault]

Haters gonna hate...Pimps gonna pimp....Players only love you when they're playing...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I can't even comprehend these pictures.

Is that a Mall Ninja?

Apparently captured in the wild! Doing mall ninja things. With a mall ninja mobile.

 

[supercorndogs]

Sooooo, does that like come in a kit you can order? Do they have different color options? Asking for a friend that like to catch them dumb hoes.

 

[vinniedelpino]

You guys have never seen this before?

There was shit like this all over the place in NY. I used to work for safelite autoglass out of high school.

I had an appointment to change the windshield on a porsche cayenne one day and an early 90's volvo station wagon with cayenne emblems pulled into the shop. I had to explain to him that windshields aren't interchangeable between car models... that his porsche was actually a volvo and that I knew his little secret. He was devastated and left me a bad review.

 

[JMGlasgow]

I also worked for Safelite. The shit you see sometimes.

 

[Douglas-001]

Terribly sorry you found yourself in bolumbus. Remember kind sir, anyone south of Bowling Green is a hillbilly.

 

[isofahunter]

Need to know if This Is Still Available, a must have for any serious collector. PM me.

 

[Thorny]

He even brought Overwatch with him, smart, considering the neighborhood.