Half way through October... What's the October Surprise? A contest! With prizes!

[sirhrmechanic]

Ok... so maybe it happened in September when RBG was finally announced to be dead after two years in deep freeze (hey, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...). Or maybe it was that Covid caught Trump... and Covid is now recovering on a ventilator somewhere.

So let's have some fun and post our best guesses for the October Surprise in the 3 weeks or so we have left.

Bonus points for originality and style! Prizes for the theory with the most likes (and campaigning or ballot-box-stuffing is acceptable... this is the Bear Pit). Whoever is the first to post the 'right' October that actually comes true. And best-written (according to my panel of judges). And maybe some other prizes for best actress, Key grip and Best Boy (though I think that automatically goes to Maser.)

And if your October Surprise prediction involves Aliens, Sasquatches, John Kennedy jr., squirrels, Epstein not killing himself, Michelle Obama's penis or Harris bipods... it's good for extra points. As my panel is made up of entirely-biased Constitutionalists and is utterly un-woke... tailor your predictions accordingly.

Contest ends November 1. Or when the judges agree that the October Surprise has, indeed, taken place. I am sure it will be obvious! And involve squirrels. Or everyone on the planet catching super-herpes.

As I plan on cleaning out my gun room sometime in the next few days, I can promise some interesting prizes. Sending it to you guys means I don't have to pay recycling fees.

Sirhr

 

[Woodlanddude]

Alan Parrot/Benghazi.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Trump thought it was going to be Hillary's emails.

 

[pmclaine]

Access Hollywood releases a tape of Trump saying "Grab them by the Pussy"


Dems have nothing new just old already failed ideas.

 

[Josh1978]

I think Hillary will be indicted on treason charges.
I know I know it’s wishful thinking but a guy can dream.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Alan Parrot/Benghazi.

This guy?



Well, it's a theory! ;-)

Sirhr

 

[pmclaine]

This guy?



Well, it's a theory! ;-)

Sirhr

@Veerg lives.....

 

[Sean the Nailer]

It's gonna involve a ship. Some sort of US Navy ship.

I don't know where.
I don't know when.
I don't know how.

I sure as hell don't want it to happen.

But some snapperhead out there, who hates on the U.S.A. is gonna do something stupid aimed at hitting a ship.

So I Pray that ya'll stay safe, "watches are by-the-book" (movie quote there) and defend exponentially. For every effort spent against the USN, retaliation (read: Defense) should be at-the-very-minimum FIVE FOLD.

 

[Dirty D]

I predict that @Bender will continue pretending to be straight.

 

[Maggot]

It's gonna involve a ship. Some sort of US Navy ship.

I don't know where.
I don't know when.
I don't know how.

I sure as hell don't want it to happen.

But some snapperhead out there, who hates on the U.S.A. is gonna do something stupid aimed at hitting a ship.

So I Pray that ya'll stay safe, "watches are by-the-book" (movie quote there) and defend exponentially. For every effort spent against the USN, retaliation (read: Defense) should be at-the-very-minimum FIVE FOLD.

I agree with this and will give it a bit more detail. It will happen in the South China Seas. Chinee attack one of our ships, claim it was a provocation...which it will be, but by them in order to make Orangeman look bad just before the election.

 

[MtnCreek]

SDNY implicates trump in epstein case.

 

[kcbird]

A vaccine will be released for the corona virus. This will cause the zombie apocalypse.
I saw the movie, this is how it works. Now give me my prize.

 

[Mike Casselton]

A vaccine will be released for the corona virus. This will cause the zombie apocalypse.
I saw the movie, this is how it works. Now give me my prize.

You're close.
Actually, the zombies will rise from their graves, snatching up mail in ballots and vote for the dimentia/slut ticket.

This will cause massive delays in the outcome and the riots will start all over.

Oh, and the price of gas will rise sharply on Nov 4th

 

[louu]

I predict a few liberals will throw a fit when the new SC Justice is approved and those few crybabys will be on every news channel like anyone gives a shit.

 

[FS1]

2-4 perps will plead guilty to prosecutorial misconduct re Trump/Russia

Hillary will accuse Trump of sexually molesting her as a teenager.

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself and Will testify before a grand jury

 

[BytorJr]

2-4 perps will plead guilty to prosecutorial misconduct re Trump/Russia

Hillary will accuse Trump of sexually molesting her as a teenager.

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself and Will testify before a grand jury

It comes out that Chelsea is the luv-child of Donald and Hillary.

Though seriously, I can see a few things coming up in October that could make a difference:
1) riots continue and the harris/biden campaign says it's Trumps fault for the rhetoric - these riots move to the Washington Mall.
2) biden mysteriously pulls out and harris is nominee with bernie as vp or maybe AOC
3) North Korea launches that new ICBM successfully and it has a range easily capable of hitting the heartland of USA.
4) Vaccine for SARS2 released.

All sorts of things can happen.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

This guy?



Well, it's a theory! ;-)

Sirhr

It’s gotta be this. I just hope something actually comes from this, and it don’t just disappear into nothing..

 

[sirhrmechanic]

It’s gotta be this. I just hope something actually comes from this, and it don’t just disappear into nothing..

That whole thing is nuttier than squirrel turds...

I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy... But I won't take that seriously for one second unless it is confirmed by Q.

And if you believe that... you believe that Hillary and Biden had DevGru killed and that's why the Mullah's are cashing in.

Wow... PT Barnum was right!

Sirhr

PS. I am going to like my own post. It's like stuffing the ballot box!

 

[Northfl]

Sirhr, you give me a prize and i will vote for you. ( isnt that the way it works now).

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

That whole thing is nuttier than squirrel turds...

I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy... But I won't take that seriously for one second unless it is confirmed by Q.

And if you believe that... you believe that Hillary and Biden had DevGru killed and that's why the Mullah's are cashing in.

Wow... PT Barnum was right!

Sirhr

PS. I am going to like my own post. It's like stuffing the ballot box!

Exactly. My skeptic BS meter is pinging to the max. But one can hope.. and IDK why they’d say they have all this evidence if they actually don’t? But then why wait until now? A ton of people have already voted Biden.

 

[Bender]

I predict that @Bender will continue pretending to be straight.

Who is pretending baby???? You didn’t complain last night!

 

[Bender]

Bender you fucking, lying, P.O.S two timing.....!! You told me "I was the only one, that no one would ever know!" Obviously if word's gotten out ---you been sleeping around! I'm a gonna Bobbit ur penis! If I can even find the little thimble thing.

Does this count as the best October Prize? Exposing online for all the world to see? Bender is my boi friend.... Bender likes it deliverance style! "Squeal Bender! I said SQUEAL like ya mean it Damnit!!"

I was gunna tell you. I promise!!!

 

[Woodlanddude]

So, Ty Woods dad would resort to making shit up? How about a guy (probably very rich) who is now undoubtedly in danger of being chopped up by former associates across the middle east(Parrot). The Benghazi whistle blower? What is the motivation to discredit themselves if there was not something to it? The claims are they have seen documents and heard audio recordings that are damning. The offer has been made to release them to the public, and Trump. I'm waiting to see. The MSM will act like this never happened until the proof hits the fan, but even just a little of what is being touted here being true is enough to sink a whole lot of dems and probably a Presidential election for them.

 

[Bender]

I predict New Year’s Eve will hit midnight and it is 2020 all over again. Groundhogs Day style.

 

[salks]

Biden dies of covid -19. Harris is selected to take his place and wins election. Everyone on this forum is rounded up, sent to a camp. People who use Harris bi-pods are the ones who clean the toilets at the camp. While at the camp people will be brain washed clock work orange style on the evils of guns. Upon release the sight of anything gun related will sicken them. several couples will emerge from the camp.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

So, Ty Woods dad would resort to making shit up? How about a guy (probably very rich) who is now undoubtedly in danger of being chopped up by former associates across the middle east(Parrot). The Benghazi whistle blower? What is the motivation to discredit themselves if there was not something to it? The claims are they have seen documents and heard audio recordings that are damning. The offer has been made to release them to the public, and Trump. I'm waiting to see. The MSM will act like this never happened until the proof hits the fan, but even just a little of what is being touted here being true is enough to sink a whole lot of dems and probably a Presidential election for them.

Idk.. if it was me I would’ve already sent the documents and everything to Trump, along with posting them everywhere across the internet. Why not just release everything? Don’t sit and just talk about it.. put up or shut up..

 

[Jackwagon]

I agree

It's gonna involve a ship. Some sort of US Navy ship.

I don't know where.
I don't know when.
I don't know how.

I sure as hell don't want it to happen.

But some snapperhead out there, who hates on the U.S.A. is gonna do something stupid aimed at hitting a ship.

So I Pray that ya'll stay safe, "watches are by-the-book" (movie quote there) and defend exponentially. For every effort spent against the USN, retaliation (read: Defense) should be at-the-very-minimum FIVE FOLD.

I agree with Sean and Maggot. Something is gonna go down in the South China Sea or Taiwan Strait. China is Full Steam Ahead on laying claim to the 9- Line and not following the EEZ.
As a side note...
October 13th, 1775 United States Navy was born.
October 13th, 1792 The cornerstone of the White House was laid by George Washington.

 

[GordonFreeman]

1. I tag out early on archery white tail and miss the November rut again this year
2. Drink beers to celebrate
3. Have bon fires
4. Buy more over priced ammo just in case
5. Halloween is lame AF

Boom. October figured out verbatim. Pm'd my shipping address

 

[Slash0311]

I have two. One for each.

Something new will be released from the Killary emails showing how corrupt the DEMS really are and that Sasquatch is real living in the Ozarks of Arkansas. There will be tie ins to the Obamy administration including BiDUHn.

The Dems will find Trumps tax returns, attempt another impeachment for tax fraud and try turn the SCOTUS votes by refusing to show up and not having a quorum. Sasquatch will continue to cause riots in the streets, since we all know he is the real reasons for them, not BLM, ANTIFA or defund police. Then lawsuit and lawsuit over the election will be when BiDUHn will announce his depleted mental abilities and resign opening the door to Kill-all-ma. But that will be after the election.

 

[FXDWG]

You can catch super Rona from the internet and its 10x worse than the original Rona and Herpes. Oh, and it burns when you pee.

 

[Flyingbullseye]

I predict New Year’s Eve will hit midnight and it is 2020 all over again. Groundhogs Day style.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

Does anyone have more info on the Benghazi whistle blower? When will all this damning evidence be released?

 

[tomcatmv]

I'm thinking Army Jerry gets allowed back into the fold and reveals that he's been supplying Sirhr with cannon powder and ammo via a secret squirrel route known as "Opsec" maple syrup" cause they're also feeding illegal stuff to the Mounties in Canuckistan.
Prove me wrong.
Oh yeah, only to take out Justin Bieber or whatever that fag in charge is.

 

[Snipe260]

Ok... so maybe it happened in September when RBG was finally announced to be dead after two years in deep freeze (hey, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...). Or maybe it was that Covid caught Trump... and Covid is now recovering on a ventilator somewhere.

So let's have some fun and post our best guesses for the October Surprise in the 3 weeks or so we have left.

Bonus points for originality and style! Prizes for the theory with the most likes (and campaigning or ballot-box-stuffing is acceptable... this is the Bear Pit). Whoever is the first to post the 'right' October that actually comes true. And best-written (according to my panel of judges). And maybe some other prizes for best actress, Key grip and Best Boy (though I think that automatically goes to Maser.)

And if your October Surprise prediction involves Aliens, Sasquatches, John Kennedy jr., squirrels, Epstein not killing himself, Michelle Obama's penis or Harris bipods... it's good for extra points. As my panel is made up of entirely-biased Constitutionalists and is utterly un-woke... tailor your predictions accordingly.

Contest ends November 1. Or when the judges agree that the October Surprise has, indeed, taken place. I am sure it will be obvious! And involve squirrels. Or everyone on the planet catching super-herpes.

As I plan on cleaning out my gun room sometime in the next few days, I can promise some interesting prizes. Sending it to you guys means I don't have to pay recycling fees.

Sirhr

1jo4 fucks a squirrel and it gets pregnant! 2 weeks later baby RGBs are born

 

[lash]

3) North Korea launches that new ICBM successfully and it has a range easily capable of hitting the heartland of USA.

But it lands in the middle of Wyoming and nobody notices it until a hunting party finds the crater in late November.

 

[timbrline]

EXPLOSIVE: UPDATE- CIA Whistleblower Exposes Biden’s Alleged Role with the Deaths of Seal Team- Claims to have Documented

BREAKING: In this article is a full interview of a CIA Whistleblower, Allan Harrow Parrot, who is being interviewed by

djhjmedia.com

Was following this as well.... however... EVERYONE seems to have treasure troves of documents and proof... about everything, that will be released some day. You put it out and we get to work, or shut your pie hole until you do. Making some accusations under the premise of showing the proof later is the same BS tactic of Russia gate, and impeachment, and add infinitum.

If you can make the case, then make it, if not, don’t play reindeer games. It’s just hurts credibility in the long run.

it’s why you can’t trust a dem or msm at all, with anything. Report, then find proof at some later date???? No, do or do not, no more BS from any side.

 

[Thorny]

We find out Epstein voted for Biden.

 

[Jackwagon]

Pelosi goes on another bender, get the Rona, and gets jizz in her eye from a rapid squirrel. This causes her to cross the rubicon of crazy and bite the shit out of Biden. Well, Bitten Biden turns straight zombie and passes his zombie juice on to KamelToe. KT then spread the shit like Typhoid Mary. All the fuckery on that side spreads like a wildfire in Sonoma riding the Santa Anna. By the time the end of the month rolls around, Wuhan’s Wild Wings are completely forgotten about as it’s been replaced by Squirrel Skeet Zombies. All the Zeds are chasing down every squirrel they can suck the nuts out of, so Trump builds the wall along the San Andreas and dropped every tree rat in the country in the SSZ zone. When the last of the suckers runs into the containment area. The Kayleigh sings the national anthem with Uncle Ted, and at the end big Don hit the button and the most massive fireworks display shoots off while Cali slowly slips into the Pacific....but not before a small cargo plane of rubber dog shit is rejected at port and set back to China. Karma’s a bitch ain’t she?

 

[M8541Reaper]

Biden dies of covid -19. Harris is selected to take his place and wins election. Everyone on this forum is rounded up, sent to a camp. People who use Harris bi-pods are the ones who clean the toilets at the camp. While at the camp people will be brain washed clock work orange style on the evils of guns. Upon release the sight of anything gun related will sicken them. several couples will emerge from the camp.

I guess I’ll start recruiting for my snuggle and escape team. We’ll recreate “The Way Back” (2010) and get in some solid little spoon big spoon action to survive the harsh East Asian winters.

My bet is that another corona-based fear shuts shit down for Halloween.

 

[Jigstick]

I always found it bizarre that they “threw his body in the ocean according to Muslim ritual”. Because that isn’t Muslim ritual.

 

[Snipe260]

I always found it bizarre that they “threw his body in the ocean according to Muslim ritual”. Because that isn’t Muslim ritual.

Shark lives matter!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I always found it bizarre that they “threw his body in the ocean according to Muslim ritual”. Because that isn’t Muslim ritual.

No... they prepared it for burial and buried it at sea so that there would be no place on the planet where the 'faithful' (read Complete nutjobs) could come and pay homage, worship or create some kind of shrine. The Israeli's did the same with Eichmann. As well they should have.

He was prepared, washed, wrapped, dropped with his head towards Mecca, all that shit... that he didn't deserve. But at sea, not in some desert where they could make a martyr out of his site. And, sadly, done in a way so as not to offend the %$#@ing masses who thought he was a demi-god.

If it had been up to me... he would have been left on the carrier deck as seagull food... until he bloated in the sun, then he would have been wrapped inside a boar hog and buried with his feet towards Mecca on the Golan Heights with a Synagogue urinal emptying into his crypt. But wasn't up to me. I'm not nearly as nice or accommodating as DevGru.

Sirhr

 

[MtnCreek]

I still think he's in a big pickle jar somewhere.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I still think he's in a big pickle jar somewhere.

With Che's hands?

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pelosi goes on another bender, get the Rona, and gets jizz in her eye from a rapid squirrel. This causes her to cross the rubicon of crazy and bite the shit out of Biden. Well, Bitten Biden turns straight zombie and passes his zombie juice on to KamelToe. KT then spread the shit like Typhoid Mary. All the fuckery on that side spreads like a wildfire in Sonoma riding the Santa Anna. By the time the end of the month rolls around, Wuhan’s Wild Wings are completely forgotten about as it’s been replaced by Squirrel Skeet Zombies. All the Zeds are chasing down every squirrel they can suck the nuts out of, so Trump builds the wall along the San Andreas and dropped every tree rat in the country in the SSZ zone. When the last of the suckers runs into the containment area. The Kayleigh sings the national anthem with Uncle Ted, and at the end big Don hit the button and the most massive fireworks display shoots off while Cali slowly slips into the Pacific....but not before a small cargo plane of rubber dog shit is rejected at port and set back to China. Karma’s a bitch ain’t she?

Except for some spelling... this one is on the leaderboard.... ;-)

Ah ha ha hah ha hah aha h aha ah a aha.....

Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

Im gonna get to kick a chick in her balls for spitting in my face while screaming at me how I need to be killed for being a fascist wearing my pink chuck taylors.
and my sexy nurse hat.

It is Denver after all.

 

[Dirty D]

Who is pretending baby???? You didn’t complain last night!

True, for a robot you can bite a pillow to make all the twinks jealous.

 

[Longshot231]

This guy?



Well, it's a theory! ;-)

Sirhr

I'm trying real hard to take a whistleblower who looks like Merlin the Wizard seriously.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'm trying real hard to take a whistleblower who looks like Merlin the Wizard seriously.

Right????

He lost me at "Whistleblower the White."

Sirhr

 

[W54/XM-388]

From what I can see the election is already on in full swing.
I can't believe how many folks (especially Bernie bros and Biden chumps) are frantic to get to early voting the moment they first can.
One of our employees at work came in late today because he had to go vote (Biden of course) first thing in the morning on the first day of early voting.

I'm not sure there is much time left for anything special to sway votes.