Maggie’s having the Witchdoctor for dinner

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<span style="font-weight: bold">29 alleged Papua New Guinea cannibals charged with killing 7 over sorcery fees</span>

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/201...rcery-fees?lite

Papua New Guinea police arrested 29 members of an alleged cannibal cult and charged them with the murder of at least seven suspected witch doctors.

"They don't think they've done anything wrong; they admit what they've done openly," Madang Police Commander Anthony Wagambie told The Associated Press in a report published The Telegraph of London.

The alleged cannibals -- eight of whom are women -- ate their victims' brains raw <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">and made soup from their penises,</span></span> according to the report. The 29 people were part of a group of about 1,000 who are against the sorcerers charging increasingly higher fees, the AFP news service reported.

"We ate their brains raw and took body parts such as livers, hearts, penis and others back to the hausman (traditional men's houses) for our chief trainers to create other powers for the members to use," one of those arrested said, according to AFP.

To hire a witch doctor to reveal a cause of death or cast out an evil spirit, one must pay 1,000 kina ($475) cash, AFP reported, along with a pig and a bag of rice, but some sorcerers were also asking for sex as payment.

"It's against our traditional ethics and morals for a sorcerer to have intercourse with a man's wife or teenage daughter," a local cult leader in the Tangi area, inland from Madang province on Papua New Guinea's northeast coast, said, according to AFP.

The suspects are in custody, police said, and the case was adjourned until Aug. 17. Murder is punishable by death in the poor South Pacific island nation of Papua New Guinea, The Telegraph reported.

Wagambie told the AP four of the seven victims were murdered last week, adding that no remains had been recovered.

"They're probably all eaten up," he said.
 
Re: having the Witchdoctor for dinner

Somebody needs to teach them that eating the brains, or neck / spinal cord is very bad as you can get Kuru (the human version of mad cow disease from it) which was common in parts of Papua New Guinea mid last century.

Just maybe tell them the evil spirits live in the brain and spine so burn those and then get on with things?
 
Re: having the Witchdoctor for dinner

Kind of like the old story goes:

This missionary in Papua New Guinea hired a local native to guide him across the mountains to preach at another village.

As they walk along the jungle path they turn a blind corner and come across a clearing where there is a fire and some young natives cooking food over it, they all scatter and run back into the woods to watch from a safe distance.

The guide stops at the fire, and using the tip of his spear pulls a piece of meat off one of the sticks and takes a taste.

Then the guide turns to the missionary and motions him to keep going and they both continue on the path briskly.

After they have walked a bit further, the missionary asks the guide why they ran away. The guide says that was human meat they were cooking and the government outlawed it, so they can get in big trouble if they get caught by a patrol.

After walking a few more minutes, the missionary suddenly stops and asks the guide "How do you know what human meat tastes like?". The guide just grins and keeps walking ahead.