Thats funny. I heard about a guy who had cataract surgery and the day after when they took toe patch off he wanted his old eyes back because now he could see how filthy his house was.I have some really good hearing aids - somewhere. Got them through insurance, fitted, tuned, etc. Work great except - as i often heard with hearing aids - I hear everything thing in a crowded restaurant except the people sitting next to me. Tried for a few weeks and quit. Went back to being "deaf".