No, I don't mean Slayer.
Was listening to a podcast while working out. Was some Teams guys talking and one had brought up how he had a detox for heavy metals at one point and how he initially thought it was bullshit, but then had quite a few long-term health issues almost instantly disappear as well as just noticeably feeling better.
I was waiting for them to mention a product to buy or a commercial to pop up selling you some sort of detox, but when it didn't, I started to give the idea a bit of consideration. Now there's no way for me to know if/how much heavy metal I have hanging around in me, but if it indeed is a thing, I am figuring that from everything I've been in contact with, there's definitely some there. Health problems from it? No idea/don't think so, but now its at least on the radar.
So I googled a bit and really only came across a few 'natural healing' sites mentioning it. This again made me think its BS. Then I came across a legit medical journal report on 'chellation' therapy to remove heavy metals from the body; so ok, its apparently a thing.
I went further into this and all I could find other than the medical therapy for it was a bunch of creams and 'detox shakes' which again, points to this being total bullshit.
Now I'm just curious if this is real and if there is an actual detox for it, or if this is just some dumb shit like essential oils fixing your ailments.
Almost all things promoted as "natural therapy" and usually involving essential oils or extracts or whatnot are scams. There are thousands of these scam products on shelves across the country at any given moment and these things are made in a certain way as to avoid people suing them. They are relatively nontoxic if used in the "recommended doses" printed, but they do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to actually treat the conditions they proclaim to treat.
The best way to see if something is a scam or not is this questionnaire:
1. Are hospitals and cutting edge emergency centers using this product?
If yes, may warrant further research. If no, it is BS and does not warrant further thought.
2. Is the product being endorsed by major celebrities and media outlets?
If yes, MAJOR RED FLAG that it is a scam. Most likely a MLM (multi level marketing) pyramid scheme like those "guaranteed to get you rich or the man/woman of your dreams" self help books that are primarily marketed to suburban liberal women who have a lot of free time to pursue stuff like "spirituality" and similar shit.
3. Does the product claim to be a "secret", "once classified" formula that we commoners can now have access to?
If yes, SCAM. If no, refer to above questions.
4. Is the condition that the product claims to treat still affecting a large portion of the population who are struggling with it?
If yes, it is bullshit. For example, if the "simple trick practiced 1-2 times a day that can restore your vision" is legit, wouldn't eye doctors and eyewear manufacturers be going out of business already?
Case in point: THIS is a product that had been advertised across the NY POST and other online news channels as "MUST HAVE NEW MILITARY GRADE SUPER-BRIGHT FLASHLIGHT FOR THE OUTDOORS", sold by the online discount retailer Bommory. 10 minutes of looking for actual customer reviews of "Bommory military flashlight" on Youtube and Google reveals that it is a scam Chinese product that barely puts out 200 lumens, barely enough to light up a home garage at night, much less than the lightsaber effect the CGI guys for this thing had made. Even the most powerful laser excited phosphor lights made by Fenix and Imalent will not produce the ridiculous effect shown on the ad video: