Hot Dogs

[Maggot]

If this were true I wouldnt have made it to 12 years old.

Every hotdog eaten shortens life by 36 minutes - MSN​

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21 hours ago — Every hotdog a person eats shortens their life by 36 minutes, according to a new study. a close up of a person holding a hot dog: Hotdog ...

 

[pmclaine]

Shit like this is why they invented the term "Fake News"

Fauci commission this report?

Hot dogs he eats are attached to a set of balls.

 

[supercorndogs]

These people are sooooooooo, fucking full of shit. How many minutes before I die? You don't know, yea I know, cause you're full of shit.

 

[supercorndogs]

I bet a steak does too, hell I bet every time you eat meat it shortens your life. Maybe meat needs a special tax attached to it, to help pay for healthcare. Maybe the meat industry needs to pay for add campaigns to tell us all the dangers of eating meat. Or, maybe we need a news media and education system that calls out bullshit instead of creating and spreading bullshit.

 

[Pbgt]

I wonder if there is a vaccine to prevent the hot dog from kill'in ya...??

 

[kindabitey]

I remember my grandpa telling me about a study he read. It stated if you cut out red meat, bacon, sausage, biscuits & gravy, etc. it would add six months to your life. He also said "I think I'm going to let them have that six months, and keep eating what I want" He lived to be 93.

 

[supercorndogs]

I wonder if there is a vaccine to prevent the hot dog from kill'in ya...??

There is but it doesn't stop you from catching or spreading hot dogs. It also may take 36 minutes off your life for every hot dog you eat.

I wonder at what point, not eating starts to shorten your life. We are only about 100 years past a point where starvation was much more common in this country.

 

[hino895]

Damn, I’m doomed

 

[Seed tick]

Remember the “Arrowhead” brand? It would turn my Mothers kraut and weanies red!

 

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Hell, by that logic, Joey Chestnut died in 1587

 

[candyx]

Your wives are going to be really pissed how much they shorten their lives when they come out with the study about semen.

 

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Your wives are going to be really pissed how much they shorten their lives when they come out with the study about semen.

We need to beat them to the punch....we must have our top scientists release a study first.....

claim it makes you live longer, helps you lose weight or gives you better skin or some shit..

" Listen babe, you gotta trust the science"

 

[Ravenworks]

Why would anyone read MSN

 

[Maggot]

Why would anyone read MSN

I dont, saw it on Yahoo news and thought it would get old SuperCornDogs a tweek for the day.

 

[Maser]

 

[91Eunozs]

I thought this was going to be about Kamala…. :-(

 

[srtsam]

Im not sure if I am going to get the J&J or Moderna hotdog shot. Has anyone experienced any side effects from either. No way am I touching phizer they can suck my weiner.

 

[PatMiles]

I wonder if there is a vaccine to prevent the hot dog from kill'in ya...??

There is, a hotdog up your pooper! You do believe me...don't you?

 

[BullGear]

I should have been dead about 12 years ago. Nah, I'm not believing this story at all....

 

[ChezJfrey]

I bet a steak does too, hell I bet every time you eat meat it shortens your life. Maybe meat needs a special tax attached to it, to help pay for healthcare. Maybe the meat industry needs to pay for add campaigns to tell us all the dangers of eating meat. Or, maybe we need a news media and education system that calls out bullshit instead of creating and spreading bullshit.

I would expect this sort of response from a super corn dog, which is a disguised hotdog, deep fried in batter; I bet your type shortens life by 36 minutes each bite. LOL

 

[Thorny]

 

[BLEE]

Yeah, and fat makes you fat.

 

[Gommer]

Gell-Man amnesia effect seems to be the new, or perhaps not so new, basis of all scientific research. They're counting on you not realizing they're full of it to retain some semblance of credibility.

There is some validity to consuming various things reducing your lifespan. Depends on the person. My Grandpa smoked non-filter cigarettes and ate southern cooking every day of his life until he was 74 years old. He was an old diesel mechanic and farmer -- ran a tractor places other folks thought was nuts.

My Grandma was Creek Indian -- didn't smoke or anything but never used toothpaste. She brushed her teeth with a sassafrass twig that she'd shave up into a brush. She lived to 86.

People just make shit up, say it's science, and most morons eat it up. I read things all the time and think how interesting it is... then swiftly realize it's asinine to think these people are correct. They have no idea, they're just making assumptions, lots of them, to come to a conclusion. They try to defend these assumptions -- and that's what peer review used to mean, but these days peer review is really just a circle jerk where everyone strokes one another to get published.

 

[forrestgump01]

Ok death , here's your 36 min. Now give me one of them Oscar Mayer's with the gooey cheesy stuff inside . Man them things good !

Ohh , and nothing beats a hot dog cooked on a charcoal grill

 

[BullGear]

How can they quantify the results of that study? These findings are why we can't Follow the Science.

 

[Maggot]

We need to beat them to the punch....we must have our top scientists release a study first.....

claim it makes you live longer, helps you lose weight or gives you better skin or some shit..

" Listen babe, you gotta trust the science"

Better yet tell them it will help them marry a rich sucker man. YOu wont be able to sell them quickly enough.

 

[Maggot]

Ok death , here's your 36 min. Now give me one of them Oscar Mayer's with the gooey cheesy stuff inside . Man them things good !

Ohh , and nothing beats a hot dog cooked on a charcoal grill

Where I grew up, in the rural south, the standard was ..."Gimme two with mustard, chili, onions and slaw.

Then there was fried hot dog sandwich's, fried hot dogs and gravy, and of course hot dogs that were smashed flat and called 'bologna'.

For the Yankees, I believe it is "With mustard and kraut."

 

[Threadcutter308]

I bet a steak does too, hell I bet every time you eat meat it shortens your life. Maybe meat needs a special tax attached to it, to help pay for healthcare. Maybe the meat industry needs to pay for add campaigns to tell us all the dangers of eating meat. Or, maybe we need a news media and education system that calls out bullshit instead of creating and spreading bullshit.

Or, maybe a news media that just shuts the fuck up because they are worse than worthless ?…….

 

[DocRDS]

Cheddar Dogs are best Hot Dogs.

Fight Me

Best meal I ever had was a Chili Dog from a sidewalk vendor in New Orleans. Everything after that has been downhill.

 

[DocRDS]

Where I grew up, in the rural south, the standard was ..."Gimme two with mustard, chili, onions and slaw.

Then there was fried hot dog sandwich's, fried hot dogs and gravy, and of course hot dogs that were smashed flat and called 'bologna'.

For the Yankees, I believe it is "With mustard and kraut."

No no no no
Kraut goes on Brats.
And don't lump us good Midwestern People in with those bastards from new england.

Which reminds me, Wisconsin should have imploded into a black hole of death if Brats are considered Hot Dogs...

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Dogs may kill you but I have it on good account (by a very scientific study, not peer reviewed but a study non the less) That eating Earl Campbell’s Hot Links instead of dogs, your level of enjoyment will increase by at least 83.76%. Seriously, Earl Campbells Hot Links on a dog bun with yoru favorite dog fixins is really tasty.

 

[Familydude]

This is just stupid. Bologna is nothing but a flat hot dog. Between all the hotdogs and fried bologna sandwiches I’ve eaten, I should’ve been long gone.

 

[BullGear]

Where I grew up, in the rural south, the standard was ..."Gimme two with mustard, chili, onions and slaw.

Then there was fried hot dog sandwich's, fried hot dogs and gravy, and of course hot dogs that were smashed flat and called 'bologna'.

For the Yankees, I believe it is "With mustard and kraut."

We would cut the hot dogs lengthwise and put them on bread. Who could afford hot dog buns???

 

[BullGear]

We have a hot dog shop that would be convicted of mass murders if this were the case.

G&A Hot Dogs on Eastern Avenue have been the go to place for dogs for as long as I've been alive.

True story. I got my tonsils removed at the age of 12. I wouldn't eat anything for the longest time after the surgery. My mother got me to eat by sending my sister out to pick up 2 chili dogs from G&A.

 

[lariat]

Your wives are going to be really pissed how much they shorten their lives when they come out with the study about semen.

Probably not. From all the bitching I hear around me sex is only a means to get married, not an actual thing. And many debates by the shop hands have centered around if laying there is really sex. Based on my available data set, no woman dies from semen. Men go broke and die looking for one to take the risk, however.

 

[forrestgump01]

We would cut the hot dogs lengthwise and put them on bread. Who could afford hot dog buns???

So is this where Corn dogs came from . Some broke ass motherfucker couldn't afford buns and had some corn bread laying around .

So I wonder what the science would say about Corn dogs , Double death ?

 

[BullGear]

So is this where Corn dogs came from . Some broke ass motherfucker couldn't afford buns and had some corn bread laying around .

So I wonder what the science would say about Corn dogs , Double death ?

I can see that. Or they did it to keep the dogs fresh while in the Summer sun.

 

[WGOMF]

Thinkin 'bout home made corn dogs for Friday night supper. That keeps the beer flowing from afternoon to evening in a good way.

Guess I'm a freak of manhood that I'm not hog wild about bacon as some are, but the the thought of wrapping the dog in bacon before dipping it into the cornbread batter is intriguing.

 

[lariat]

Corn dogs are from heaven. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

 

[Powder_Burns]

What I want to know is why the fuck hot dogs come in packs of 12 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8.
Also, sneezing kills brain cells.

 

[Hobo Hilton]

Pass / Fail

 

[JoshPutman]

I guess I'm taking another couple hours off tonight then. But, as my dad would have said, it may take ten years off my life, but it's gonna take it off the ass end where I ain't gonna miss it!

 

[Crankie]

I guess I'm gonna live longer then haha!

 

[Maser]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Hotdogs being bad is what the sperm burpers want you to think…

Hotdog good. Soy milk bad.

learn it. Live it. Love it. Eat hot dogs!

Sirhr

 

[Maggot]

Hotdogs being bad is what the sperm burpers want you to think…

Hotdog good. Soy milk bad.

learn it. Live it. Love it. Eat hot dogs!

Sirhr

Buy more lithium.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Next Friday’s dinner. I will call him Magnum PIG. I bet it is better for us than that soy the hairy bagpipe players all consume.

Sirhr

 

[Jefe's Dope]

But it's the last 36 minutes of your life...

 

[BullGear]

But it's the last 36 minutes of your life...

Everyone has to die sometime.

 

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