How does a bullet go down the barrel and why is ammo rare?

[Strykervet]

All my friends say wizards do some kind of magic shit with a funny crystal and a small tree branch at the ammo factory and that there's a shortage of wizards that are skilled in that kind of magic.

So A. How/what the fuck do these wizards do what they do to make ammo work?

And B. How come we don't have more vocational rehabilitation for wizards, seeing as we're short so damn many? Why isn't the job even listed in Bureau of Labor and Statistics?

What do you all think?

 

[DocUSMCRetired]

Because if you invest in a new building, to pump out twice as much ammo, and the hoarders stop hoarding. Now you have spent a fortune to over produce something you can't sell. Which will mean its worth a lot less. Which means the company starts to lose profits quickly.

 

[CthulhuAwakens]

 

[Strykervet]

So no wizards? WTF?

 

[CthulhuAwakens]

No. Not ordinary wizards anyway.

ALIEN SPACE WIZARDS!!!

 

[augnmike]

Wow at first the question scared the shit out of me, then I saw you were from WA, gotta love legalized pot.

 

[Strykervet]

Yeah, we are on a legalization kick up here... Legalized cans a couple years ago, legalized SBR's this year. Legalized gay marriage too, so come on up! Know you're looking for nice looking guy...

 

[TravelingMan]

I tell you what!! We are in a "Civilian Cold War", vs. the government at the moment!! That's what's going on! Everyone's arming their selves!!

 

[TravelingMan]

Hell, even the damn city types are buying tactical toy looking 22lr's and all the ammo over priced online!! Don't you love it, if your selling to them, from an undisclosed "cool" town near you???

 

[skeeterIII]

I am so happy I didn't even understand your question or comment.. Certainly no offense intended.

 

[augnmike]

Skeeter, that is what I was saying in my response but offended Stryker, sorry my attempt at humor got lost.

 

[Strykervet]

Skeeter, that is what I was saying in my response but offended Stryker, sorry my attempt at humor got lost.

NO! You didn't offend me! I apologize if I offended you, perhaps my humor was the one lost here... I expected to get some funny shit out of you guys, and yours was indeed funny, thank you for responding.

Now about that nice looking guy...

 

[augnmike]

Hey at 59 yrs old and pretty ugly I can't limit myself to half the population anymore so what the hell send pics of him and if he has land to hunt on all the better.

 

[Strykervet]

Here you go!

 

[BobinNC]

All my friends say wizards do some kind of magic shit with a funny crystal and a small tree branch at the ammo factory and that there's a shortage of wizards that are skilled in that kind of magic.

So A. How/what the fuck do these wizards do what they do to make ammo work?

And B. How come we don't have more vocational rehabilitation for wizards, seeing as we're short so damn many? Why isn't the job even listed in Bureau of Labor and Statistics?

What do you all think?

Wizards??? That's so grammar school and backward to believe that Wizards do some kind of magic to make factory ammo accurate. Everybody in the know, knows for sure, that ammo makers use magic friggen beans......Piker.....

 

[Strykervet]

Figures they grow the shit on trees!

 

[SomeOtherGuy]

A) If you've ever heard a bullet wander past, you have heard the "krak!" as it goes by. What you are hearing is the sound of pure krak! propelling it through the air. All the krak! used to push a bullet has to be collected from its origin in nature. The "shot heard round the world" in 1883 provided an enormous amount of krak! for human use, but Krakatoa has been quiet ever since then, and so the hummingbees have to work harder and harder to get enough krak! for cartridges. Varget uses more krak! than other brands and has been in especially short supply as a result.

B) The Wizard Union bars any new wizards without 10 years of wizard school, and they haven't held a wizard school in 120 years.... some say intentionally.

 

[JoshcBoucher]

Hoooooowoooojhooo!

A) If you've ever heard a bullet wander past, you have heard the "krak!" as it goes by. What you are hearing is the sound of pure krak! propelling it through the air. All the krak! used to push a bullet has to be collected from its origin in nature. The "shot heard round the world" in 1883 provided an enormous amount of krak! for human use, but Krakatoa has been quiet ever since then, and so the hummingbees have to work harder and harder to get enough krak! for cartridges. Varget uses more krak! than other brands and has been in especially short supply as a result.

B) The Wizard Union bars any new wizards without 10 years of wizard school, and they haven't held a wizard school in 120 years.... some say intentionally.

1. Fast
2.Me.I bought $5mil of ammo,so you have to wait.Sorry,but that's life.PS-Stop smoking pot!

 

[Strykervet]

$5million! Goddamn! Need a buddy/AG? You wouldn't be/related to Mr. Dillon by chance? BTW, WTF and how do you shoot $5million in ammo? Spendex per day? Seen a guy crash a FMTV and trailer full of demo and ammo worth about that... Funny and fucked up all at once. We sorted it out and I got to meet a former-wizard, he was pretty cool (and old) but this was before the big fiasco so I never picked his mind about working in the industry. We were busy blowing up the shit we couldn't use anymore anyway --and it's also hard to concentrate with a raging hard on.

Someotherguy: "B" meant more to me than you know --a perfect American circle jerk! You aren't American if you can't find a double entendre du jour in that!

Seriously, I can find stuff online, but stores? Forget about it. NOT happening. Unless you need BP or .50BMG (just got one of those instead!). So max that hazmat limit online man...

 

[Bender]

 

[FS1]

Skeeter, that is what I was saying in my response but offended Stryker, sorry my attempt at humor got lost.

Offended no, he was hitting on you.

 

[rpk762]

Why is ammo rare? Cooked ammo is just spent brass.

 

[djskit]

A) If you've ever heard a bullet wander past, you have heard the "krak!" as it goes by. What you are hearing is the sound of pure krak! propelling it through the air. All the krak! used to push a bullet has to be collected from its origin in nature. The "shot heard round the world" in 1883 provided an enormous amount of krak! for human use, but Krakatoa has been quiet ever since then, and so the hummingbees have to work harder and harder to get enough krak! for cartridges. Varget uses more krak! than other brands and has been in especially short supply as a result.
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So THAT's what he meant when he said...

Not Wizards...but GODS!

 

[JoshcBoucher]

Sorry, had to reboot. The link from Berlin to St. John's went down. I had that "wrecked truck" thing happen to me, years ago, but it was ice cream. Luckily, I had a spoon.

$5million! Goddamn! Need a buddy/AG? You wouldn't be/related to Mr. Dillon by chance? BTW, WTF and how do you shoot $5million in ammo? Spendex per day? Seen a guy crash a FMTV and trailer full of demo and ammo worth about that... Funny and fucked up all at once. We sorted it out and I got to meet a former-wizard, he was pretty cool (and old) but this was before the big fiasco so I never picked his mind about working in the industry. We were busy blowing up the shit we couldn't use anymore anyway --and it's also hard to concentrate with a raging hard on.
Thanks, but I live alone, in my bunker, in an undisclosed location. My ammo is stacked next to the freeze dried food, or buried in other spots around my mountain. Crap! I've said too much, already. I just picked up movement, on the sensors. Is that.........
Someotherguy: "B" meant more to me than you know --a perfect American circle jerk! You aren't American if you can't find a double entendre du jour in that! What are you saying? What are you REALLY saying? I don't understand! Sensors again.....gotta go.

Seriously, I can find stuff online, but stores? Forget about it. NOT happening. Unless you need BP or .50BMG (just got one of those instead!). So max that hazmat limit online man...

 

[jrassy]

As soon as the Damsel of the lake appears the wizards will be pretty much focked, there by allowing ammo to once again flow freely, dude.