Ok, first off, who the fuck actually uses POF? I guess I've been married too long before it was a thing, but then again I always though the whole online dating thing was weird.
Secondly, who the fuck comes over to my house and then while having to scan and email something, logs into their fucking POF account? I noticed it by sheer chance right afterwards and was running back to my computer to keep it active/logged in every few minutes
So far I haven't caused too much havoc. I did answer a few messages for him though.
- Some chick with literally the maximum amount of pics allowed (and more than exist of me, all time) has been messaging him and sent a message asking what he thought of her pics. Seeing as how she is superficial as fuck, a mediocre 6.5 and sounds annoying, I reply back with, 'Yeah, are you really a chick?'
- I may, or may not have messaged a few trannies.
- I also may, or may not have started messaging people and critiquing their profiles. Such as explaining to someone that 'Eating' isn't and shouldn't be a hobby, asking some chick with a pic of her and her newborn baby as her profile pic (the fuck?) if the waiting period has expired, or if we had sex the kid would automatically be mine and then wondering which chick she was in a pic of multiple girls because the one of the far left is the hot one. Are you her?
- I have given compliments to a few women I have noticed are fat, but have superb camera angle taking skills that would fool 99% of people. I have also found women that look short as hell, yet list their height as like 5'4 to let them know that they aren't fooling anyone.
- I'm currently in a conversation with some chick that has 5 pictures, 4 of which include her cat. I am trying to figure out if the cat is ok with this and knows she's online as well as being proactive and figuring out a custody schedule should we start dating.
- Any asian chick I've seen has gotten a 'How about you love me long time?', which I would like to mention is NOT racist because I am married to an asian chick and therefore I am totally allowed to do this.
Man, dating over 30 looks like you get a pick of what was leftover from that game where you drop a quarter into and try to get the claw to grab something.
Secondly, who the fuck comes over to my house and then while having to scan and email something, logs into their fucking POF account? I noticed it by sheer chance right afterwards and was running back to my computer to keep it active/logged in every few minutes
So far I haven't caused too much havoc. I did answer a few messages for him though.
- Some chick with literally the maximum amount of pics allowed (and more than exist of me, all time) has been messaging him and sent a message asking what he thought of her pics. Seeing as how she is superficial as fuck, a mediocre 6.5 and sounds annoying, I reply back with, 'Yeah, are you really a chick?'
- I may, or may not have messaged a few trannies.
- I also may, or may not have started messaging people and critiquing their profiles. Such as explaining to someone that 'Eating' isn't and shouldn't be a hobby, asking some chick with a pic of her and her newborn baby as her profile pic (the fuck?) if the waiting period has expired, or if we had sex the kid would automatically be mine and then wondering which chick she was in a pic of multiple girls because the one of the far left is the hot one. Are you her?
- I have given compliments to a few women I have noticed are fat, but have superb camera angle taking skills that would fool 99% of people. I have also found women that look short as hell, yet list their height as like 5'4 to let them know that they aren't fooling anyone.
- I'm currently in a conversation with some chick that has 5 pictures, 4 of which include her cat. I am trying to figure out if the cat is ok with this and knows she's online as well as being proactive and figuring out a custody schedule should we start dating.
- Any asian chick I've seen has gotten a 'How about you love me long time?', which I would like to mention is NOT racist because I am married to an asian chick and therefore I am totally allowed to do this.
Man, dating over 30 looks like you get a pick of what was leftover from that game where you drop a quarter into and try to get the claw to grab something.
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