Reminds me of a joke I made. I am married to a woman, BTW.The "friendliest faggot" moniker I gave myself was suppose to be a shot at Milo Yiannopoulos because he called himself the "dangerous faggot". He was in the media quite a bit at that time so figured I'd bring faggotry back to a more friendly level. As far as me being an actual faggot goes, the proof was the last time I did karaoke at a bar and my song was "Whatta Man" by Salt N Pepa. I fucking killed!
So, in end of Thanksgiving Weekend 2022 I was scheduled for a colonoscopy. You have to be accompanied by someone so that they do not unwittingly release you under partial sedation to drive anywhere.
My truck was parked at the nursing facility where my lives across the street from the hospital.
My old high school friend, Dave, became my escort.
So, in my imagination, we walk in, hand in hand, singing "You're The One that I Want" from the musical "Grease!"
Since I am light or high tenor, I would sing the part of Sandy as played by Olivia Newton-John.
I did not do that but it was a funny image.
One joke I wanted to pull before sedation took effect was to ask them to let me know when it is in. I have worked in construction for decades and I can no longer feel anything there. But I did not ask that.
I did ask upon waking up if they found Jimmy Hoffa in there. They did not find him there.
I spent the rest of the day with my wife.
But at least you are not super gay. Singing Cher, with the hair toss, now, that's super gay.
And I used to watch Milo. Probably my favorite thing he did, other than hurting feelings at college campuses, was an interview he did with Roger Stone.
