Maggie’s Howdy!

[cpt.creedmoor]

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I'm not dangerous crazy, just fun crazy.

There's a big difference. Ask my mom, she'll tell you.

I don't talk to myself in front of people, but I DO talk to myself. I sometimes hear voices in my head, but since I don't speak Italian, I ignore them.

I love coffee and cigarettes, but they make an awful pudding.

I have never known anyone who's name began with a "Z" a "Q" or a "U". I think all the others are covered.

I'm sure that at some point in my life I have unknowingly eaten a bug.
I think pencils smell good.
It always seems that the dirtier my hands are, the more I have to go pee.

I love women with smooth tanned legs. I love women that love to kiss. I love women that love to laugh. I love women.

Chocolate cake is a very good thing. I like rice. I should drink more water. Cows are cool looking. I hate the way squirrels stare at me.
I'm glad I'm not a bug.

Chinese food is good anytime. Coke Zero rocks. I hate it when someone says something "rocks".

I sometimes wonder how different my life would have been if I had been named "Dick". I'm glad my name isn't "Dick". I feel sorry for women named "Mildred".

I still hate liver.

The woman on "Romper Room" never said my name. Cement trucks look like snails. Has anybody ever asked why school buses are yellow?

Is there such a thing as a big midget?

I'm not as nice as I'd like to be. I'm not as mean as some people think.

I think I'll have more coffee..........

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

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[/quote]How do you feel about horses? [/quote]



they taste like chicken............

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kibakichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: E3C3H3O3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

We have so much in common, we should just get hitched </div></div>


How do you feel about horses? </div></div>

I only like to ride them not screw them, LOL

 

[kibakichi]

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that's quite a list!

hmmm


I can't drink caffeine because it makes me extremely ill. I used to drink it and had debilitating migraines. Stopped and now even a little makes me want to crawl into a tiny cave and shake until the world stops spinning.

I don't smoke, though when I was 14 I thought I was being cool and tried it. I figured out it's not as cool as I thought and gave someone else the rest of my pack. I have wondered to this day if I unwittingly started some poor saps addiction.

I do drink, though I can go for weeks without a drink, then go for weeks drinking every day. Usually it's the former.

I talk to my cats and I believe they talk back to me. I'm not exactly sure what either of us are saying, as we're both meowing.

If I could take my cats with me everywhere, I would. At least the one that likes that kind of thing.

I like to spend my free time writing books, drawing cartoon characters, coming up with apps for the android/iPhone, designing bomb bunkers, and planning the next Halloween decorations. I've been told by the kids in the 'hood that I have the "third best house" in the neighborhood, which is over 500 houses strong. I'm aiming for "second best house" this year.

I'm in the process of starting two small businesses... both of which will inevitably operate at a loss but I'm not sure I care.

I'm pissed at the IRS (who isn't) because I submitted my 1040 over two months ago and they still haven't processed it.

I can go for months without going into all the rooms of my house, which makes me wonder why I even have them. One room is entirely devoted to a cat litter box.

I love flowers of every kind, and have a compulsion to pet every one I walk past.

I have yet to understand how anyone thought Ethanol in fuel was a good idea.

it's never occured to me to think about the first letter in a person's name, but now I am convinced I will go through the remainder of my life obsessing over it, making lists, and personal missions to meet someone with every letter.

chinese food, indian food, italian food, japanese food, hot wings, hot dogs, and chocolate are good any time. I even love polish food.

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

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Last year, I figured out that achieving warp speed had the potential--depending on how we did it, at least--to create a black hole that would suck up Earth and destroy us all,even if that particular scenario didn't come to pass, the simple matter of traveling warp speed could kill you--all because of some stray hydrogen atoms.......the two hydrogen atoms per cubic centimeter in space pose no threat to regular space travel, but would transform into deadly galactic space mines at near-light speed...............it would feel like getting struck by the high-energy proton beam from the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator at CERN in Geneva, Switzerland.
Getting between stars is a huge problem unless we think of something really, really different,I'm not saying that we know everything and that it's impossible. I'm saying it's kind of impossible based on what we know right now...................


savvy?..........?

 

[Force_Multiplier]

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she's the cat lady, she's off my "to do" list

 

[kibakichi]

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I think any time you fold space and time you have the potential to really screw things up.

some folks spent somewhere around 6 billion dollars at the accelerator creating a new element that only lasted for an infintesimal period of time.

What if one day they create a new element that is so heavy that it warps the accelerator some how and causes some kind of crazy reaction with the Earth's core, making it stop rotating or all of the near-surface lava to bubble up, obliterating half of ever continent and forming five new ones?

Before that happens I'm convinced we'll all be wiped out by some rouge biological weapon that was either accidentally or purposefully released on a small population and spread haphazardly throughout the globe... and the only guy who will be left alive is that one, poor schmuck living in the deminishing Brazilian Amazon.

 

[kibakichi]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">she's the cat lady, she's off my "to do" list </div></div>

aww shucks.

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

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I still get a kick out of playing monopoly.

I'm a total slut when it comes to women.

I never could enjoy a corndog while watching a porn flick. Who writes the music for porn flicks?

I still wonder if we ever really went to the moon.

I can look at the stars for hours. I can look at the ocean even longer.
I wonder if a mermaid smells fishy. I hate people that say "tunafish". I like tuna. I like salmon. I like fish.

I've always wanted to get behind a deaf woman and talk dirty to her. I think I'm insane. I'm really sick of winter.

I need to invent something that will make me rich.

I want to have sex with a natural blonde woman that treats me mean. I want to eat a whole chocolate cake in one sitting. I love biscuits.

Old rock and roll is real rock and roll. I think the beatles are overrated.

I wonder how it feels to never be sad.

I think eggs are really cool. I love a cold glass of milk.

Nothing smells better in the morning than bacon frying.
Nothing smells better in the morning than coffee brewing. Nothing smells better in the morning than a womans hair. Everything smells better in the morning. I don't smell very good in the morning.

I wish I had a bacon sandwich.

I'm glad I'm not a dog.

If I was a lunch meat, I would be bologna. I like bologna. I still hate liver.

If I had goats I would use them. I have never rented a farm animal.

I think naked women are beautiful. I think naked men are scary. I like the word naked.

I can't help but think that somewhere north of here, right at this very moment, a moose is taking a shit.

Life goes on.

 

[kibakichi]

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but... but... I say "tuna fish" as in "I'll take a tuna fish sandwich" ... but I call a can of tuna "a can of tuna" not "a can of tuna fish" because that's just weird.

I think everyones insane.

I'm pretty sure we were on the moon, but I don't think we'll ever be back.

I think I would be Prosciutto, because that's just neat to say. Prosciutto. Try it. "Prosciutto"

Anyway, this crazy cat lady is signing off, time for bed. 6 am comes too soon. See you tomorrow!

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kibakichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">See you tomorrow!

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yes you will..........

 

[spiralseal]

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Some one is smitten, um, im not cock blocking bro.

 

[tansinator]

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Cpt, your shooting days are over. You have found love! You two are match made in "heaven". I guess.

Eddie

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tansinator</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Cpt, your shooting days are over. You have found love! You two are match made in "heaven". I guess.

Eddie </div></div>

Snipershide, the new E-Harmony, what is this world coming to!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Greg Langelius *]

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Wow! This could get interesting...

Welcome and more. Guns, cats, and a truly epic sense of humor. What's not to like?

Your avatar is the spittin' image of my little cat, Coppertone. Her bigger Sister is a longhaired goof named Precious (not my fault, she came that way from the pound, name 'n all.) Coppertone was Tiny, but she outgrew the name and morphed into an intrepid marauding mooch. Precious could care less, about most anything. Between them they constitute twenty pounds of furry lap rug. At the pound, I walked into the 'cat garden' amd the two attached themselves to me. Done, and done.

My userid/title describes me adequately.

I've been known to give advice, but y'all appear to be rather further down the road than the average newb, so I'll adopt a less forward role in the nonce.

Greg

... and CC, get a room...

Samurai Werewolf? Aiee!!!

 

[Dagsta]

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Welcome to the Hide, glad to have you here. You've done very well so far with your introduction and responses. Anyone that can keep Force from getting nasty is good to go in my book!! lol.

We look forward to hearing more from you. This site has its distractions but there is no better and a great place to learn about your apparent shooting and gun addiction.

Cheers!

 

[Spazz.]

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Welcome, nice collection, awesome signature. It's not hard to learn a little something new on here every day (good or bad). Start learning, share knowledge where you can, and have fun!

 

[Mike]

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The sexual tension is obvious. Just make a video and post it for all of us to peruse.

 

[Mike]

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Any video confirming validity would pass the smell test.

 

[Kevlars]

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Welcome to the hide ...

 

[kibakichi]

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Thank you all for the warm welcome!! I'm sure I will post questions that have been answered many times before, and it's probable that I will not be able to contribute a whole lot of information that isn't already readily known, but I will try.

My sense of humor leans to the quirky/dorky but hopefully it won't be too annoying.

And since I'm already branded the crazy cat lady, I'll go ahead and tell you the names of my two cats are Kibakichi and Petie Pie, and yes, I'm a bit obsessed with them.

. Oh well, no ones perfect

Regarding a video, is that a joke or is one required? I can video myself cleaning the cat box or perhaps getting the mail! Tantalizing, I know.

 

[kibakichi]

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Here's a noob question: if I have questions about ammo, like best places to buy or what grain is best for what gun, is there a specific thread area I should post to? Was thinking maybe gear, but didn't see any related posts, probably because you guys already know this stuff

 

[Mattrmvpd]

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Probably the Range Report/Ballistic section would get the quicker responses to ammo.

Matt (LEO SOUTH GA.)

 

[tansinator]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: E3C3H3O3</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tansinator</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Cpt, your shooting days are over. You have found love! You two are match made in "heaven". I guess.

Eddie </div></div>

Snipershide, the new E-Harmony, what is this world coming to!!!!!!!!!!!!</div></div>

More like AdultFriendFinder.com

This is going to get epic in a hurry!

 

[Mike]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kibakichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Regarding a video, is that a joke or is one required? I can video myself cleaning the cat box or perhaps getting the mail! Tantalizing, I know. </div></div>

A video is not "required" but what it does do is lend legitimacy to your presence here. See, women shooters are rare as hen's teeth here. So inevitably it's not uncommon for people to fool around and create posts for the sake of entertainment.

So a video of you doing anything with guns or just showing that you are who you say you are would go a long way in encouraging members to help you and take you seriously.

Now what you decide to show in your video is up to you. I know Rob01 likes pussy...cats and I'm very fond of hairless ones. (The Sphinx is one of my favorite breeds). Or if you prefer, use your imagination, it's up to you.

 

[VJJPunisher]

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i like bald ones as well

 

[kibakichi]

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Well I guess you're going to have to take my word (and the pictures I've already posted) on it for now.

And I don't mean to break anyone's heart, but I'm not here to find love, either.

hopefully that's okay.

I get the skepticism but I think if I was pretending to be a girl for your entertainment I would have chosen someone skinnier, sexier, and less clothed. Or perhaps a Susan Boyle look-alike. Either way I doubt I would have picked my photo out and said, "there! That's a totally awesome choice for a fake person!"

 

[Mike]

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Well, don't be too upset if I'm more cynical than the others and wait for "proof".

Either way, welcome to the 'Hide.

 

[kibakichi]

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Why on earth would I be upset? You could be a fat Russian woman for all I know.

I'll think about the video. I guess it would give me a platform for testing the video capabilities on my camera. Weeeee

 

[kibakichi]

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Ha!!! My iPhone takes video. Here is the lamest video of all time, taken in my cube. Brace yourself, mike, and prepare to be AMAZED!!!!!!!!!

[video:youtube][url=Http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=icJ3hjuVtNw][url=Http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=icJ3hjuVtNw]Http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=icJ3hjuVtNw[/url][/url][/video]

If it works....

 

[kibakichi]

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Wow ok that obviously did not work. Just copy paste.

 

[175G]

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<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/icJ3hjuVtNw"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/icJ3hjuVtNw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

 

[jcfd2201]

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Here you go!

http://www.youtube.com/user/KibakichiNinjaKitty

No reason to be skeptical on this one...I'm convinced.

 

[kibakichi]

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Lol now I'm creepy. Can't win for losin.

 

[Chiller]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kibakichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why on earth would I be upset? You could be a fat Russian woman for all I know.

I'll think about the video. I guess it would give me a platform for testing the video capabilities on my camera. Weeeee </div></div>

he...she....Mike.... is a tall fat Russian woman......

 

[Mike]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chiller</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kibakichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why on earth would I be upset? You could be a fat Russian woman for all I know.

I'll think about the video. I guess it would give me a platform for testing the video capabilities on my camera. Weeeee </div></div>

he...she....Mike.... is a tall fat Russian woman......

</div></div>

It took me forever to find something that would scratch that itch.

 

[Shady_Jay]

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[ltfirehunter]

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cpt. and her would make a lovely couple.
Beauty and the beast.
You go Julio.

 

[175G]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kibakichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Here's a noob question: if I have questions about ammo, like best places to buy or what grain is best for what gun, is there a specific thread area I should post to? Was thinking maybe gear, but didn't see any related posts, probably because you guys already know this stuff

</div></div>

Probably Range Report & Exterior Balistics, there's also the Reloading section. Also if you are having any trouble with the search function you might try Sniper's Hide Google Search. The S-3 Firearms Training is a very cool section to check out lots of interesting stuff in there.

Cheers!

 

[A10XRIFLE]

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I would have bet a Mint that this was CKA fucking with everyone. Id have bet $$$ on it.

 

[Shady_Jay]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A10XRIFLE</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would have bet a Mint that this was CKA fucking with everyone. Id have bet $$$ on it. </div></div>

I wondered what you meant on my facebook page.

 

[good old lee]

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Well im pretty sure you guys scared her off.

 

[tansinator]

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She'll be back!

 

[jcfd2201]

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I don't think you guys can scare this one off so easily. She came right back at CC and posted up a vid for Mike.

 

[MCC]

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She just joined yesterday and already has 40 post.

 

[kibakichi]

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I'm still here! Was busy last night.

And most of my posts are in this thread, but have a few in photography.

Right now I'm searching for the best price on blue tip 5.7x28 because I'm hoping my ps90 arrives in time for pickup this weekend. So far ctd is cheapest by a few cents per 20.

 

[Mattrmvpd]

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Might want to give AMMOMAN.COM a try... They have served me well on bulk purchases due to the shipping being free.

Matt (LEO SOUTH GA.)

 

[kibakichi]

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Thanks Matt! I got some at manventure but will keep ammo can in mind for next time.

*man not can

 

[cpt.creedmoor]

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[blakheaven]

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Cpt. you are the man. lol