Maggie’s Hulk Fool Stained Green After Using Wrong Paint.

[shankster..]

<span style="font-weight: bold">Hulk prankster stained green after using paint used on ballistic missiles</span>

Brazilian man Enrique dos Santos,35, a swimming pool attendant, was trying to look like superhero The Hulk but used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.


Incredible ... it started as a prank but now he's staying green
The comic book fan tried to scrub off the glossy green in the shower, but the substance stained his skin

<span style="font-size: 20pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">And more embarrassment was heaped on him when local papers in Brazil said the woman trying to help him was his girlfriend - when in fact it was his mother.</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold">HA!HA!</span>

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...rong-paint.html

 

[VJJPunisher]

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the look on mom's face is priceless

 

[KYS]

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"you are such a disappointment son, you look nothing like the hulk!"

 

[azsteve]

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Hulk Mad!

 

[cavscout1983]

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Talk about going green... Brazil is big on that.

 

[300WSM]

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ouch

 

[High Binder]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the look on mom's face is priceless </div></div>

You can almost hear her saying "ummm hmmm"

 

[jmcdguns]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the look on mom's face is priceless </div></div>

You can almost hear her saying "ummm hmmm"</div></div>

"you are not my child"

 

[captncox89]

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As if the paint wasn't bad enough, Yep that's a toilet brush!

 

[HPLLC]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H35</div><div class="ubbcode-body">As if the paint wasn't bad enough, Yep that's a toilet brush! </div></div>

That's just awful. haha and she's sitting on the can scrubbing so it might just be the one they use for that purpose.

 

[leadbullet]

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I see long sleeve shirt and gloves in his future and lots of make up too.

 

[callen3615]

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Im gonna guess this was a homage to the brazilian national player named "hulk".

 

[Cologgi]

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Where the hell do you go to buy missile paint or nuclear submarine paint. What a douche

 

[Flyingbullseye]

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lol, dumbass. Anyone know how long that paint will last?

 

[KYS]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Flyingbullseye</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lol, dumbass. Anyone know how long that paint will last? </div></div>

ETERNITY!!!

 

[cavscout1983]

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Depending on how deep the dye reached in the layers of skin, I'd guess a few weeks to a full month. It will likely disappear in splotches because not all of his skin will be at the same stage of growth and replacement.


Due to his natural skin tone gradually reappearing, he might look like camo for a little bit. LOL

 

[okrebel92]

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What a dumbass... Good luck getting a job anywhere but the circus.

 

[redirt78]

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Hahaha the "toilet brush", "look on moms face" and "camo" comments are great. What a damn moron.

"Hulk mad" was good too LMFAO

 

[Chabrone]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BobcatT870</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Where the hell do you go to buy missile paint or nuclear submarine paint. What a douche </div></div>

I have never seen a green missile or submarine.

 

[Dollman]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: redirt78</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hahaha the "toilet brush", "look on moms face" and "camo" comments are great. What a damn moron.

"Hulk mad" was good too LMFAO

</div></div>

I'm thinking his dad might have something like this to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4F4w58NNv0

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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[bassani]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the look on mom's face is priceless </div></div>

ya..one word comes to mind

"Idiot"

 

[Tomcat088]

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In the article it says it came off after friends took rotations scrubbing for a full 24 hours. I bet he was pretty raw at that point, lol.

 

[Veer_G]

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ORDEM E PROGRESSO ...

 

[Bunnypunter]

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Give this asshatter an Honorary Darwin Award. You earned it mate.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

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I know at the Boeing plant in Everett Wa. that they paint the aluminum skins with green paint/dye very similar to this guys color.

As a primer type stuff before putting the customers colors on the plane. Same stuff?

 

[Veer_G]

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[yerbyray]

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Hell why take it off? You have some fame; milk it for all it is worth.

 

[Engine 22]

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He'll have to "milk it" because no way will this looser get laid for awhile! Stupid F'er!!

 

[cavscout1983]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Engine22</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He'll have to "milk it" because no way will this looser get laid for awhile! Stupid F'er!!</div></div>

All he'd have to do is show up in Japan.

 

[nock]

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Well, let’s think about it, the paint on his right palm of his hand will wear out in a couple of days because no woman will have sex with him!!!

 

[Killer Spade 13]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the look on mom's face is priceless </div></div>

That is the quintessential Momma's statement . . .

"Lord help the boy! Sometimes he just ain't too bright."

 

[leadbullet]

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hulk WASH

 

[The Lawn Ranger]

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And like the Hulk, Enrique is misunderstood.

 

[JDB]

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Nothing a little carb cleaner cant take off LOL

 

[ubet]

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You know, not once in 30 years of life, have I woke up and thought to myself, "self, this would be a good fucking day to paint yourself to look like the hulk."

 

[InsidetheStorm]

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tastes like cancer...

 

[coulthard_west]

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according to the news, it took them 24 hours to get the paint off of him.

 

[Hink]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sean the Nailer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I know at the Boeing plant in Everett Wa. that they paint the aluminum skins with green paint/dye very similar to this guys color.

As a primer type stuff before putting the customers colors on the plane. Same stuff? </div></div>

Very likely not the same stuff, though there is a paint used in aviation that's almost the exact same shade. I wouldn't want that color all over my skin not because of the appearance reason, but because that same color aviation grade paint is zinc chromate primer. Not the kind of stuff you want hanging out on your skin for any length of time.

Either way, the lesson is the same - learn from this guy, and unless you're using body paint on your body, don't paint your skin green with paint from a can.