Hunting hogs

[Bigfatcock]

Heard there was a fatty problem in Portsmouth that needed my attention. So decided to roll up and and try to pick up some heavyweights.

In the process I saw the sights:

Fuck green energy

I called my mom to let her know I was calling from the last pay phone on earth.

Fuck every one not America

@sirhrmechanic

 

[Maggot]

Calling @Shankster

 

[Bigfatcock]

Calling @Shankster

I’m working on a solid 300 pound one right now. She moves like a 250 pound woman!

 

[Jscb1b]

Did you run across Dirty D?

 

[Maser]

Where's Tessi when we need her?

 

[Bigfatcock]

Did you run across Dirty D?

No, but I was paging @pmclaine for history shit until an 8 year old told me it was 2022 and only fags have pagers.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Where's Tessi when we need her?

Would motorboat those cheeks.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

New Jersey?

And what I wouldn't do, for that machine shop. Oh, to play in there for a month....

 

[Bigfatcock]

USS Wisconsin.

 

[The D]

This is exactly what I thought it would be. You’re doing God’s work, my man

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[pmclaine]

Portsmouth?

I hear that I think NH…….yet Wisconsin is in Norfolk no?

 

[Bigfatcock]

Portsmouth?

I hear that I think NH…….yet Wisconsin is in Norfolk no?

Wisconsin is in Norfolk, buts it’s literally a ferry ride across the water to Norfolk. Norfolk was lacking in fatties. Had a lady try to talk at me while I was plying skee-ball, but I ignored her because I was busy.

 

[BytorJr]

That third picture makes it look like it's missing the right gun on the front (lower) turret.

@pmclaine, yes, the Whisky is in Norfolk.

 

[Bigfatcock]

I’ve been to 3 battleships: The USS North Carolina, the Mighty Mo’, and the USS Wisconsin. Now I have to hit all the others…and fatties.

 

[Maggot]

New Jersey?

And what I wouldn't do, for that machine shop. Oh, to play in there for a month....

I'd have to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in and getting lost.

Do you think the Coast Guard does rescues in there?

 

[Maggot]

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A mere toothpick.

 

[HeavyAssault]

I'd have to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in and getting lost.

Do you think the Coast Guard does rescues in there?

Marines will go anywhere; Army might but there's standards; Navy already did; Air Force is still in the "dormitory"; Coast Guard knows when to call off the search...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I’ve been to 3 battleships: The USS North Carolina, the Mighty Mo’, and the USS Wisconsin. Now I have to hit all the others…and fatties.

The Texas is great, too. As is the MA.

It will be out of restoration next year or so.

What happened to the NJ? I've not been on that one.

Sirhr

 

[Bigfatcock]

Strap on to a fatty, and go wild.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'd have to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in and getting lost.

Do you think the Coast Guard does rescues in there?

 

[Bigfatcock]

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Would motorboat.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Would motorboat.

I'm just going to sign off now....

Sirhr

 

[Hattrick]

What a Depressing turn of events here. This sucks !

 

[Maggot]

Would motorboat.

 

[hafejd30]

USS Wisconsin.

Awesome pic

I work with a guy who was a corpsman on the Wisconsin. Cool to come here and see the pics

 

[BytorJr]

The Texas is great, too. As is the MA.

It will be out of restoration next year or so.

What happened to the NJ? I've not been on that one.

Sirhr

In Camden, NJ. I've only seen it from the PA side.

 

[pmclaine]

I’ve been to 3 battleships: The USS North Carolina, the Mighty Mo’, and the USS Wisconsin. Now I have to hit all the others…and fatties.

When visiting the Massachusetts in Fall River look me up, we will visit the Whaling Museum in New Bedford.

Good Bifana In New Bedford, Carajo!

 

[Bigfatcock]

When visiting the Massachusetts in Fall River look me up, we will visit the Whaling Museum in New Bedford.

Good Bifana In New Bedford, Carajo!

By whaling museum, do you mean local bowling alley bar?

 

[pmclaine]

By whaling museum, do you mean local bowling alley bar?

In new Bedford you are more likely to yell "Thar she blows" in the local drinking establishments.

Stay out of Big Dans though......

 

[Bigfatcock]

In new Bedford you are more likely to yell "Thar she blows" in the local drinking establishments.

Stay out of Big Dans though......

I’m ready to make the trip!

 

[Bigfatcock]

Alabama lost to LSU? WTF? About to kick these fat ho’s up out of here and shit in a urinal.

-fin

 

[308pirate]

By whaling museum, do you mean local bowling alley bar?

Damn near choked on my beer

 

[Im2bent]

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So I'm like yeah it's not a sofa it's more like an overstuffed chair. And then I noticed the overstuffed chair had toes. WTF.