Trying to order a fucking Pizza...

Hey, I watched three entire states who think they will survive the apocalypse drive into bridge abutments and shut down their entire communities... over 1" of snow. While I drove through in a fucking Honda Accord with studded snow tires.

Don't get me started on surviving the apocalypse when comparing to the convenience of ordering a pizza vs. the actual 'I can go somewhere in an inch of snow' -- not. World of slack-jawed, cousin-fucking, inbred redneck Cletus Okie hillbillies.

Want vs. Need. I wanted a pizza delivered. I don't need it. But if I want it and the fucking retards can't deliver it... then I get to bitch. If I need it and am not prepared... then it's on me. I'd have done fine on beer, Buc-ees fudge and pork Rinds from the local Marathon station.that I already have.

But.. 'wanted' a pizza. And the beaners could not deliver without pissing me off.

There is a difference.

Sirhr
I thought you gave up the Lysergsaure-diethylamid (?)

You sure are on one hell of a Tear today. ;)

I'd hate to see what/who you'd turn into if'n you were in Des Moines. :eek::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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I thought you gave up the Lysergsaure-diethylamid (?)

You sure are on one hell of a Tear today. ;)

I'd hate to see what/who you'd turn into if'n you were in Des Moines. :eek::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Fucking states where you can watch your dog run away for three days...

Damn flatlanders.
 
Lynn pizza smokes anything in Worcester.
If they deliiver balkava... I won't argue. Lynn is full of felons and other types who make great pizza. So... if I missed out on Lynn pizza... my bad. There was a wicked good steakouse on Rt. 1 in Lynn, IIRC. Like the best steakhouse in MA. In the 1990's.

But never had their pizza.

Lynn is a sketchy town. The kind I like!

Sirhr
 
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If they deliiver balkava... I won't argue. Lynn is full of felons and other types who make great pizza. So... if I missed out on Lynn pizza... my bad. There was a wicked good steakouse on Rt. 1 in Lynn, IIRC. Like the best steakhouse in MA. In the 1990's.

But never had their pizza.

Lynn is a sketchy town. The kind I like!

Sirhr
"balkava" ? "steakouse" ? :unsure:

Haven't peaked yet, I see............:ROFLMAO:
 
If they deliiver balkava... I won't argue. Lynn is full of felons and other types who make great pizza. So... if I missed out on Lynn pizza... my bad. There was a wicked good steakouse on Rt. 1 in Lynn, IIRC. Like the best steakhouse in MA. In the 1990's.

But never had their pizza.

Lynn is a sketchy town. The kind I like!

Sirhr
Hey now...felons is a strong word. Many in my family were never convicted.

Steakhouse...you mean

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I miss this place. Further down on the Northbound side is Kowloon. Awesome Chinese. Those were the days.
 
Hey now...felons is a strong word. Many in my family were never convicted.

Steakhouse...you mean

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I miss this place. Further down on the Northbound side is Kowloon. Awesome Chinese. Those were the days.
Yes! That was the best steak in New England in the 1990's!

Hell yeah!!!

Sirhr

Edit: Is it gone now? And Kowloons was awesome, too. But there was a better place in Brookfield, Ma. for Chinese. Can't remember the name of it. But the owner used to drive a vanload of chinese chefs out from Boston Chinatown and back every day to cook. It was beyond amazing. Wish I could remember the name of it.
 
So here in central Kansas... if you were going to give America an Enema... this is probably where you'd put the hose. I keep expecting John Lithgow to knock on my hotel room door and tell me he is trying to ensure I am not dancing.

Some will get that.

There's bible thumpers falling out of the streetlights...

Trying to order a pizza to my hotel room. Should be easy, right? First call to Pizza Hut about 1/8 mile away. "We don't deliver. It's the other store." Call other store. Get a massive chain menu... followed by a fucking Beaner who can't speak any fucking English. All she does is try and sell me pizza specials. Won't shut up. Hang up on the fucking bitch.

Call Domino's. After a phone tree... get another fucking beaner. Tell her it's for deliver to the ***** Inn by the Interstate. "I need an address." "I'm in a fucking hotel by the Interstate. What is this... a call center?" "Jess... ees call center." "Fucking Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick... I have to look this up."

So now I am trying to find the address of some fucking hotel in Bug-tussle Kansas. Find it. Give her address.

Here's what I want.... "Do you want a special? Because I have specials?' Fucking no. I just want a medium meat lovers. "Do you want a dessert, because we have pizza crust smothered in sugar syrup shit." No, I want a pizza. "It will be delivered between this and that time..." DON'T Fucking care. it gets here when it gets here.

Ho-kay... you have to use keypad to enter credit card. "I want to pay the driver." "No... you can't do that... have to enter the credit card." %$$#@@ing hell. Enters credit card with keypad.

"You sure you don't want dessert which is pizza crust smothered in Pillsbury Doubhboy sugar syrup?" No. I just want a pizza. A fucking medium meat lovers pizza.

Deport them all. No wonder these pizza places are going out of business at an epic rate. They deserve to.

Call centers to order pizza? Staffed by fucking 'wets? I don't want to listen to Spanish to order a fucking pizza. If it was Italian... OK... I'll play along. But this isn't a Tamale cart.

Damn, deport them all. And lock up the Pizza Hut and Domino's executives for employing illegals at an epic rate.

Better not be a fucking beaner dropping off my pizza.

Sirhr
local Howie's uses call center in India or at least staffed by Indians. one's order better be simple ,or___
even worse,steak and shake is now 1 guy cooking,nobody else there. enter order on comp and must pay with card. so,done with them. used to be seemingly fairly clean semi fast food. am hearing that more and more fast food places are going dig only order and pay. avoid FF anyway unless desperate. AI will win.
 
Couldn't have found a decent Flammkuchen joint, huh ?


When in Germany, one does not order pizza. One orders Doner Kebab. Especially from street stands.

Or wienerschnitzel, when in Bavaria. If I were doing life over again, I'd have spent every weekend in Berchestgaden until I married the granddaughter of an SS Colonel and brought her home to the Schloss. The 'talent' in that town was unreal. Master race indeed! And they were the best bier-servers! Oh those days...

Sirhr
 
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WTF is Worcester Greek Pizza? Greeks don't make pizza.
I will take an order of Baklava with aGreek coffee though.






Pizza is a Neapolitan dish consisting of a usually round, flattened base of leavened wheat-based dough topped with tomatoes, cheese, and often various other ingredients (such as mushrooms, olives, meat, etc), which is then baked at a high temperature.

Traditionally, of course, this is in a wood-fired oven.

The term ‘pizza’ was first recorded in the 10th century in a Latin manuscript from the town of Gaeta in Lazio, on the border with Campania – then, still part of the Byzantine Empire.

Pizza’s etymology traces its origins to the Byzantine Greek πίττα (pitta), which comes from either the Ancient Greek πικτή (pikte) or πίσσα (pissa).

READ MORE: Italiote-Greek Cuisine – Taralli.

However, its modern form evolved in Naples around the 18th or early 19th century.

Manchester-based pizzeria Rudy's is expanding to Cheshire - Manchester Evening News

The idea of a flat piece of dough topped with herbs and cheese originates in ancient Greece.

There is historical evidence that the ancient Greeks ate a flatbread called plakous (πλακούς) – which was topped with olive oil, herbs, onion, cheese, and garlic and then baked in a mud oven.

Since Naples was founded as a Greek city, modern pizza may be part of this Greek lineage of flatbread dishes.

By The Grecanici Nation.

Naples was founded about 600 BCE as Neapolis (“New City”), close to the more ancient Palaepolis, which had itself absorbed the name of the siren Parthenope
 
When in Germany, one does not order pizza. One orders Doner Kebab. Especially from street stands.

Or wienerschnitzel, when in Bavaria. If I were doing life over again, I'd have spent every weekend in Berchestgaden until I married the granddaughter of an SS Colonel and brought her home to the Schloss. The 'talent' in that town was unreal. Master race indeed! And they were the best bier-servers! Oh those days...

Sirhr
That whole Berchestgaden/Salzburg area is pretty spectacular.

Best Doner I've ever had was at "Ali Baba Kebap" in Prague.

We've had Flammkuchen at various places in Switzerland. It's pretty simple to make, hard to screw up.
 
Yes! That was the best steak in New England in the 1990's!

Hell yeah!!!

Sirhr

Edit: Is it gone now? And Kowloons was awesome, too. But there was a better place in Brookfield, Ma. for Chinese. Can't remember the name of it. But the owner used to drive a vanload of chinese chefs out from Boston Chinatown and back every day to cook. It was beyond amazing. Wish I could remember the name of it.
I don't even know where Brookfield is. We had to get a pass to leave Lynn, unless we were going to Revere, Chelsea or East Boston
 
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Hey, I watched three entire states who think they will survive the apocalypse drive into bridge abutments and shut down their entire communities... over 1" of snow. While I drove through in a fucking Honda Accord with studded snow tires.

Don't get me started on surviving the apocalypse when comparing to the convenience of ordering a pizza vs. the actual 'I can go somewhere in an inch of snow' -- not. World of slack-jawed, cousin-fucking, inbred redneck Cletus Okie hillbillies.

Want vs. Need. I wanted a pizza delivered. I don't need it. But if I want it and the fucking retards can't deliver it... then I get to bitch. If I need it and am not prepared... then it's on me. I'd have done fine on beer, Buc-ees fudge and pork Rinds from the local Marathon station.that I already have.

But.. 'wanted' a pizza. And the beaners could not deliver without pissing me off.

There is a difference.

Sirhr
You have inspired me to make pizza on the smoker tonight. 😎👍
 
Wrong state to see cross burnings....... Set course southeast and cross that big ass river......after all, that's what " we" are " famous " for.....along with burying troublemakers in pond dams AND house burnings. Oh yeah, dancing IS allowed ,so there's that.

Leviticus : How ya gonna enforce the law, if ya don't know the the law ?

Beer : When I offered.... you said , you didn't partake ........what happened .... fall off the wagon?

I asked for " shipped pricing" for that 2X4 intake.......not hand delivered, but whatevers........when can I expect delivery ? While here I know of a family owned pizza joint.....its pretty good.

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I ordered a Canadian bacon, pineapple and jalapeno from a local, 15 miles away, restaurant tonight. Nothing like what I was used to on the West coast. Since moving here finding out that Taco Bell is not the same either, no green burrito's. I loved In-n-Out but the closest one is in Texas until they open one in Nashville, over an hour away, later in the year. Mexican food is hit or miss but if you want brisket or pork dishes or fried baloney just about everyone is good to go. Sometimes you just need to go with local cuisine. Don't get me started on places that close when the sun goes down, not open or don't sell alcohol on Sundays or are closed on Monday's .