Oh I thought about this thread all day after a poor knocked on my door at 8am
We have a car for sale and this old guy shows up (the 1st time) knocking on our door.
Wife ignored him.
He calls and wife tells him to come by @6pm when I'm home.
I spend an hour with him and the dude is annoying the shit out of me.
2nd time he stops by, I say hey WTF part of calling for an appointment don't you understand?
So wife deals with him, the guy is acting like he's buying a new car.
We inherited a nice Buick Lacrosse that is like new,but its an 2010, I only want 6k for it
3rd time
Today, 7:45am this dick is knocking on the door .
Wife is rolling her eyes at me,so much for quite coffee time
I go answer the door,the first thing he says is, "I took.your VIN down to the dealership and they wouldn't give me your info".
I looked at him,then said do you want to buy this car?
Oh yes sir
Ok
Umm will you take 4k
I didn't even let him finish and I started laughing and said go fucking be poor somewhere else.
He's like what?
I said get the fuck off my land and the next time you come around here without callimg I'm turning my kids loose on you.
I was surprised the wife didn't give me the lecture about not being a dick.
But fuck,this is the 1st day in a year and a half that I had a chance to enjoy my coffee on the deck watching bird's with wifey.
The guy is just a cock blocker