I get no respect, I'm telling ya

[Kemper]

No respect, I'm telling ya. Nobody wants to do anything with me. Had to force my puppy to play Scrabble with me. He ate all his letters.
I take him to the vet . You know my vet, doctor Lysensback, great guy. They say he needs to stay and I should go home. I'm getting use to it, I'm telling ya, getting use to it.
I call the next day , they say call back in 2 days. I call back and ask what's taking so long. If I don't have my dog , I get no visitors ya know. I ask what's wrong with him.
They tell me there's no word yet but nothing wrong with my dog. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

 

[Kemper]

It's getting bad out there, Im telling ya. I can't afford to go to the store. I get arrested for being a public nuisance. No respect, I'm telling ya. 3rd time I told them I have no money , give me community service. I had to stay home for 30 days. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

 

[Kemper]

I get no respect . I come from an ugly family . Took me 6 months to get a support dog. Not easy to find a blind one ya know. Took him with me to renew my license . They took a picture of him. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

 

[oneshot86]

You're a fucking idiot

 

[GrayRyder]

Yeah but at least we got a couple laughs out of him.

 

[davsco]

who stepped on the duck?

last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

 

[Redlion]

 

[plong]

Dude must've gotten a time out on his "boat forum"...

 

[plong]

who stepped on the duck?

last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Best movie evaaah!

 

[Kemper]

You're a fucking idiot

It's " idiut " . Geez.

 

[OREGUN]

The sincerest form of flattery is emulating a comedian who wasn’t funny.

-No one. Ever.

 

[Short-bus]

No respect, I'm telling ya. Nobody wants to do anything with me. Had to force my puppy to play Scrabble with me. He ate all his letters.
I take him to the vet . You know my vet, doctor Lysensback, great guy. They say he needs to stay and I should go home. I'm getting use to it, I'm telling ya, getting use to it.
I call the next day , they say call back in 2 days. I call back and ask what's taking so long. If I don't have my dog , I get no visitors ya know. I ask what's wrong with him.
They tell me there's no word yet but nothing wrong with my dog. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

Are you just discovering Rodney Dangerfield? I thought his standup was just ok, but I liked a lot of his movies. Back to School was my favorite of his movies.

Branden

 

[Bullfrog08]

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[Kemper]

Are you just discovering Rodney Dangerfield? I thought his standup was just ok, but I liked a lot of his movies. Back to School was my favorite of his movies.

Branden

Use to see him on Johnny Carson. Tonight Show.

 

[TheHorta]

 

[Ronws]

There was a lady who had moles all over her face and she did not like to be seen in public for fear that others would laugh or be rude.

Her friends knew it was not good to have no life outside and finally convinced her to go with them to a flea market.

At one stall, they saw it was manned by a guy in a wheel chair who was a double amputee on both legs, above the knees. But there he was, selling and doing business and seeing people.

Her friends said, "See, there's a guy with no legs. No one laughs at him and it is not slowing him down one bit in life."

She decided they were right and began to smile as they walked away.

The guy in the wheelchair turned to his friends and said, "Did you see that chick with the moles all over her face?"

 

[Kemper]

Thank you for your interest and participation, but we are completely full of retards right now. Please leave your phone number and any other contact info, and someone will contact you, when your participation is required.

I noticed that. Are there some that haven't been posting?

 

[918v]

An old man is riding the bus and as it comes to a stop he notices a young man get on and sit in front. The old man can’t help but to stare at the young man who is wearing a multi-colored shirt, blue jeans with numerous holes, green socks, steel toe boots, spiked multi-colored hair, and a nose ring. The young man turns to the old man and asks, “What the fuck you looking at?” The old man replies, “When I was your age I was on leave once, got drunk and fucked a parrot. For a minute there I thought you might be my son. “

 

[Kemper]

Dude must've gotten a time out on his "boat forum"...

Nah, it was a mutual thing. Been a couple of years. If you're down in Laudy stop by and see Ole at Parker Yacht. He's a member here and does the range thing and has entered some tournaments. Good guy, but a little moody if he spots a ciggy butt in his parking lot.

 

[Caymanboy]

Nah, it was a mutual thing. Been a couple of years. If you're down in Laudy stop by and see Ole at Parker Yacht. He's a member here and does the range thing and has entered some tournaments. Good guy, but a little moody if he spots a ciggy butt in his parking lot.

What's your point?
I keep a clean place.

 

[The D]

No respect, I'm telling ya. Nobody wants to do anything with me. Had to force my puppy to play Scrabble with me. He ate all his letters.
I take him to the vet . You know my vet, doctor Lysensback, great guy. They say he needs to stay and I should go home. I'm getting use to it, I'm telling ya, getting use to it.
I call the next day , they say call back in 2 days. I call back and ask what's taking so long. If I don't have my dog , I get no visitors ya know. I ask what's wrong with him.
They tell me there's no word yet but nothing wrong with my dog. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

 

[Kemper]

What's your point?
I keep a clean place.

That's the point.

 

[Kemper]

What's your point?
I keep a clean place.

Saw you posted a link to this thread on your forum-

https://www.bandofboaters.com/forum/main-forum/captain-s-quarters/208235-no-respect

That's cool . I was getting into it with Smitty and it escalated. I saw he came back the other day but I don't see him posting much. I don't get along with anti-Trumpers and I just witnessed a forum sticking all their political and off-topic underground because of them.

Anyway there will be a few on your forum taking shots at me and they can feel free to do so. Here is what Smitty had to say on your forum when he left-

" Pete
Thanks for the nice words . But I'm not and have never been a liberal , sorry that don't fit your narrative , LOL
Yes Biden is a major fook-up , I've said it all along , but a much better choice than the idiot the republicans opted to run , and chose again .
Also , you think that Trump will change anything for the better ?
What a joke ! "

And this -
" This is a nice site and I like a lot of you guys , but it's become a haven for the rightwing conspiracy / Fox news / Info Wars / bible thumping / fake news mob crowd .
I tried to bring some real insight and logic here , but just got wore down . "