I get no respect, I'm telling ya

[Kemper]

No respect, I'm telling ya. Nobody wants to do anything with me. Had to force my puppy to play Scrabble with me. He ate all his letters.
I take him to the vet . You know my vet, doctor Lysensback, great guy. They say he needs to stay and I should go home. I'm getting use to it, I'm telling ya, getting use to it.
I call the next day , they say call back in 2 days. I call back and ask what's taking so long. If I don't have my dog , I get no visitors ya know. I ask what's wrong with him.
They tell me there's no word yet but nothing wrong with my dog. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

 

[Kemper]

It's getting bad out there, Im telling ya. I can't afford to go to the store. I get arrested for being a public nuisance. No respect, I'm telling ya. 3rd time I told them I have no money , give me community service. I had to stay home for 30 days. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

 

[Kemper]

I get no respect . I come from an ugly family . Took me 6 months to get a support dog. Not easy to find a blind one ya know. Took him with me to renew my license . They took a picture of him. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

 

[oneshot86]

You're a fucking idiot

 

[GrayRyder]

Yeah but at least we got a couple laughs out of him.

 

[davsco]

who stepped on the duck?

last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

 

[Redlion]

 

[plong]

Dude must've gotten a time out on his "boat forum"...

 

[plong]

who stepped on the duck?

last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Best movie evaaah!

 

[Kemper]

You're a fucking idiot

It's " idiut " . Geez.

 

[OREGUN]

The sincerest form of flattery is emulating a comedian who wasn’t funny.

-No one. Ever.

 

[Short-bus]

No respect, I'm telling ya. Nobody wants to do anything with me. Had to force my puppy to play Scrabble with me. He ate all his letters.
I take him to the vet . You know my vet, doctor Lysensback, great guy. They say he needs to stay and I should go home. I'm getting use to it, I'm telling ya, getting use to it.
I call the next day , they say call back in 2 days. I call back and ask what's taking so long. If I don't have my dog , I get no visitors ya know. I ask what's wrong with him.
They tell me there's no word yet but nothing wrong with my dog. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

Are you just discovering Rodney Dangerfield? I thought his standup was just ok, but I liked a lot of his movies. Back to School was my favorite of his movies.

Branden

 

[Bullfrog08]

Thank you for your interest and participation, but we are completely full of retards right now. Please leave your phone number and any other contact info, and someone will contact you, when your participation is required.

 

[Kemper]

Are you just discovering Rodney Dangerfield? I thought his standup was just ok, but I liked a lot of his movies. Back to School was my favorite of his movies.

Branden

Use to see him on Johnny Carson. Tonight Show.

 

[TheHorta]

 

[Ronws]

There was a lady who had moles all over her face and she did not like to be seen in public for fear that others would laugh or be rude.

Her friends knew it was not good to have no life outside and finally convinced her to go with them to a flea market.

At one stall, they saw it was manned by a guy in a wheel chair who was a double amputee on both legs, above the knees. But there he was, selling and doing business and seeing people.

Her friends said, "See, there's a guy with no legs. No one laughs at him and it is not slowing him down one bit in life."

She decided they were right and began to smile as they walked away.

The guy in the wheelchair turned to his friends and said, "Did you see that chick with the moles all over her face?"

 

[Kemper]

Thank you for your interest and participation, but we are completely full of retards right now. Please leave your phone number and any other contact info, and someone will contact you, when your participation is required.

I noticed that. Are there some that haven't been posting?

 

[918v]

An old man is riding the bus and as it comes to a stop he notices a young man get on and sit in front. The old man can’t help but to stare at the young man who is wearing a multi-colored shirt, blue jeans with numerous holes, green socks, steel toe boots, spiked multi-colored hair, and a nose ring. The young man turns to the old man and asks, “What the fuck you looking at?” The old man replies, “When I was your age I was on leave once, got drunk and fucked a parrot. For a minute there I thought you might be my son. “

 

[Kemper]

Dude must've gotten a time out on his "boat forum"...

Nah, it was a mutual thing. Been a couple of years. If you're down in Laudy stop by and see Ole at Parker Yacht. He's a member here and does the range thing and has entered some tournaments. Good guy, but a little moody if he spots a ciggy butt in his parking lot.

 

[Caymanboy]

Nah, it was a mutual thing. Been a couple of years. If you're down in Laudy stop by and see Ole at Parker Yacht. He's a member here and does the range thing and has entered some tournaments. Good guy, but a little moody if he spots a ciggy butt in his parking lot.

What's your point?
I keep a clean place.

 

[The D]

No respect, I'm telling ya. Nobody wants to do anything with me. Had to force my puppy to play Scrabble with me. He ate all his letters.
I take him to the vet . You know my vet, doctor Lysensback, great guy. They say he needs to stay and I should go home. I'm getting use to it, I'm telling ya, getting use to it.
I call the next day , they say call back in 2 days. I call back and ask what's taking so long. If I don't have my dog , I get no visitors ya know. I ask what's wrong with him.
They tell me there's no word yet but nothing wrong with my dog. No respect, I'm telling ya, no respect.

 

[Kemper]

What's your point?
I keep a clean place.

That's the point.

 

[Kemper]

What's your point?
I keep a clean place.

Saw you posted a link to this thread on your forum-

https://www.bandofboaters.com/forum/main-forum/captain-s-quarters/208235-no-respect

That's cool . I was getting into it with Smitty and it escalated. I saw he came back the other day but I don't see him posting much. I don't get along with anti-Trumpers and I just witnessed a forum sticking all their political and off-topic underground because of them.

Anyway there will be a few on your forum taking shots at me and they can feel free to do so. Here is what Smitty had to say on your forum when he left-

" Pete
Thanks for the nice words . But I'm not and have never been a liberal , sorry that don't fit your narrative , LOL
Yes Biden is a major fook-up , I've said it all along , but a much better choice than the idiot the republicans opted to run , and chose again .
Also , you think that Trump will change anything for the better ?
What a joke ! "

And this -
" This is a nice site and I like a lot of you guys , but it's become a haven for the rightwing conspiracy / Fox news / Info Wars / bible thumping / fake news mob crowd .
I tried to bring some real insight and logic here , but just got wore down . "

 

[Kemper]

Are you just discovering Rodney Dangerfield? I thought his standup was just ok, but I liked a lot of his movies. Back to School was my favorite of his movies.

Branden

 

[Ronws]

A guy was driving home a little fast and he was pulled over by a police officer. It was near the end of shift, so, the cop said, "Look, I can avoid some paperwork if you can give me a good reason for driving fast. Medical emergency for you? For someone else?"

"Well, officer," the driver replied. "Two weeks ago, my wife ran off with a cop."

"Oh? Really?" The cop asked.

"Yeah," the driver said. "I thought you were him bringing her back."

The cop laughed. "Slow down, drive safe, and go home."

 

[LuckyDuck]

I'm not going to give you any crap but you're really stepping in it here. Good luck (really).

-LD

 

[Ronws]

I'm not going to give you any crap but you're really stepping in it here. Good luck (really).

-LD

Is that from one farmer to another?

 

[LuckyDuck]

Is that from one farmer to another?

Come on now, I thought we were brisket smoking homies by this point.

-LD

 

[boomslang]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’d kill for another story from The Wolf right about now.

 

[Ronws]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’d kill for another story from The Wolf right about now.

 

[Kemper]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’d kill for another story from The Wolf right about now.

I got so many it would be hard to single one out. Of course I have data, references , links etc, to back up anything I say, but I'm not getting into that if I don't have to.

There is that time I was on a " vacation " from a forum and I got someone banned with my limited privileges . All within rules and on the open forum.

There is the story of my large cache of Lynyrd Skynyrd recalled 8 track tapes from 1977 . Bought em for 7 cents apiece and sold as high as 145 dollars each on ebay. It was the Street Survivors " Flames " tapes. Sent one to 8 track heaven and they featured it ,which led to the major St. Louis newspaper coming down and doing a story on me and my Craig 8 track player in my truck. Story ran in the Sunday section.....blah, blah, blah. I still got some. All mint in original cello.

But the one that is on my mind from a recent experience I'll tell.

Keep in mind here I don't think the owner had a problem with this.
I was on a forum and several of us got a couple week vacation . Had very limited privileges, but I could like and/or post this one smilie on people's posts and I had the private message function also. So how was The Wolf going to communicate on the forum with no posting privileges ?

I was able to and did answer a yes or no question by hitting the like button when asked. But as the song goes " As soon as I get what I want, I become unsatisfied, I keep looking for something more " I wanted to be able to answer any question . So , I figured by using the like button and the smilie face I could send morse code using the like button for a dash and the smilie face for a dot. I then changed my avatar to a pic of the morse code table in an easy to read format.

 

[remmynikon.308]

 

[supercorndogs]

"Got someone banned." What a badass.

 

[Kemper]

"Got someone banned." What a badass.

" There is that time I was on a " vacation " from a forum and I got someone banned with my limited privileges . All within rules and on the open forum. "

You made a misleading post and can't quit laughing at yourself. What a tool.

 

[Kemper]

Dude must've gotten a time out on his "boat forum"...

That reminds me - I get no respect, no respect, I'm tellin ya. I tried out for the football team . I'm a big guy and don't have to worry about anybody knocking the sense out of me, ya know.
I asked them what positions they have open. They said it's whatever floats your boat. They made me the water boy . No respect .

 

[Ronws]

I get no respect. I tell ya.

My wife called me on the phone. I said, "Why do you have to talk to me during sex? I am at work."

I get no respect.