I was still dating my wife, but we weren't married yet (dated for 14 years). She hated being called 'my girlfriend' so I asked how I should refer to her. She said she didn't care, but just quit calling her 'my girlfriend'.Man if someone sent my facebook account to my baby momma and family, they'd be like
"Oh yeah, that's some funny shit"
That's why they are my friends and family. Yeah I got some "bad branches" in the tree, but they know my deal. My son has some awesome memes and also some really strange crap I don't get.
The fact that I've been married to said baby momma for 25+ years means families pretty much know what they got by this point.
Also calling her "baby momma" will get me a swift kick in the balls, just like introducing her as "My first wife".Judge all you want, she lets me buy guns
I am serious, I said OK, how about 'The slut ho bitch who lives with me'. She was OK with that. It was funny as hell every time I said that. People didn't know what to say. (even a guy hawking tickets on the Vegas strip was speechless) We always got a laugh at that, but now for the last 17 years, she's my wife. (and I'm very OK with that)