I got doxxed by my ex-brother in law.

[P-Squared]

Man if someone sent my facebook account to my baby momma and family, they'd be like

"Oh yeah, that's some funny shit"

That's why they are my friends and family. Yeah I got some "bad branches" in the tree, but they know my deal. My son has some awesome memes and also some really strange crap I don't get.

The fact that I've been married to said baby momma for 25+ years means families pretty much know what they got by this point.

Also calling her "baby momma" will get me a swift kick in the balls, just like introducing her as "My first wife".Judge all you want, she lets me buy guns

I was still dating my wife, but we weren't married yet (dated for 14 years). She hated being called 'my girlfriend' so I asked how I should refer to her. She said she didn't care, but just quit calling her 'my girlfriend'.

I am serious, I said OK, how about 'The slut ho bitch who lives with me'. She was OK with that. It was funny as hell every time I said that. People didn't know what to say. (even a guy hawking tickets on the Vegas strip was speechless) We always got a laugh at that, but now for the last 17 years, she's my wife. (and I'm very OK with that)

 

[MtnCreek]

Apparently I suck at life coaching.

 

[Long Range 338]

 

[Long Range 338]

Seriously bruh, do yourself a favor and familiarize yourself with the Crazy/Hot Matrix. Sounds like you need to date more 5s......

 

[oneshot86]

Apparently I suck at life coaching.

yea man, come on, we are counting on you

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Didn’t someone start a thread a while back about pretending to be woke so they could hit some Leftist poon-tang? Is this the updated end result?

That was me...

(LOL) "Wokefishing": Guys pretending to be "woke" in order to score some tail...

And this, ladies and gents and anyone in between, is why communism CANNOT and WILL NOT ever be achieved despite the fanaticism of their cannon fodder drones. Human nature... How does it work again??? Today's new word in the English language: "Wokefishing"... When a guy pretends to be a leftist...

www.snipershide.com

 

[jb0311]

Hi,

Except that it pretty much cannot be proven!!
I can find out who owns what accounts without using any kind of clearance.

Sincerely,
Theis

Not necessarily. Depends on what his fed job is. Anything I use my gov computer or phone for is fair game. That means texts or Teams chats as well. I deal with FOIA requests multiple times a year. If a complaint is filed they can look at what he used his gov equipment for. Hell it’s not that uncommon to hear about LE getting a wrist slap for using their equipment for personal background checks. Just depends on who this guy works for and what his job is.

Unfortunately I’ve dealt with FOIAs dumber and more unfounded than this one...

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

I am well aware of what .gov systems and foia can and cannot do, lol.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[1J04]

Not necessarily. Depends on what his fed job is. Anything I use my gov computer or phone for is fair game. That means texts or Teams chats as well. I deal with FOIA requests multiple times a year. If a complaint is filed they can look at what he used his gov equipment for. Hell it’s not that uncommon to hear about LE getting a wrist slap for using their equipment for personal background checks. Just depends on who this guy works for and what his job is.

Unfortunately I’ve dealt with FOIAs dumber and more unfounded than this one...

LMFAO Wrist slap? It's a fireable offense everywhere I'm aware of and at the very least you'll have your Acces terminated and have to go back to the class for recertification.

 

[Ravenworks]

This guy reminds me of someone that I use to work with.

He was 57,married a mail order bride,was married 5 years to the day when she filed for divorce.
She got 2/3's of his pension and stuck him with child support at 62 years of age.

I tried telling him Prenup and paternity test

He found out after paying this bitch for 3 years that the kid wasn't even his.

Sad thing about it is he died instead/before retiring

 

[jb0311]

LMFAO Wrist slap? It's a fireable offense everywhere I'm aware of and at the very least you'll have your Acces terminated and have to go back to the class for recertification.

I wasn’t speaking literally. Given that’s all you picked out of my entire post I’m guessing that is a sensitive spot for you. Regardless I hope I didn’t give you the impression I really gave a fuck about the difference between a “wrist slap” and having to sit in another class. The entire point was that it can be proven given the FOIA...

 

[jb0311]

Hi,

I am well aware of what .gov systems and foia can and cannot do, lol.

Sincerely,
Theis

I assumed so, but can only respond to what you typed which seemed an exaggeration of reality. I’m just helping you, and others make this thread even more ridiculous than it started. Glad you were able to have a giggle about it though since it’s really nothing to get offended over.

Hugs and kisses,
Josh

 

[Baron23]

He’s a major leftist and Fed employee. (Stereotypical skinny smug hipster douche)

Sent images of my pro-Trump social media posts to my baby-momma and her entire family.

These were from discrete twitter accounts not associated with my name, email, etc.

The asshole likely used his work computer to find them.

I never talk politics with women I date or their families. I’m super polite.

UPDATE: Apparently the asshole also interrogated my ex about whether or not I hated Jews and if I followed Q-Anon.

This all started because my ex’s sister had a suspicion I was a conservative.

Leftists are basically like Stasi now.

Well, if he’s that skinny you should be able to push him around pretty good.

kidding, first thing the little fuck will do is call the cops.

this reflects my main problem w libtards...the overweening self-righteousness the use to assure themselves that no matter what they do, it’s the right thing...just ask them.

 

[OldSalty2]

View attachment 7448726

Yep, its clear now.

Time to exit stage left.

 

[heronblue7]

What sucks is that my ex is pretty moderate. It’s her leftist family that harassed her and laid guilt trips on her for dating a “trump supporter”.

The hipster fed douche sent out all these screenshots to her family when she was like 5 months pregnant.

She already knew I was a conservative and didn’t really care.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Sign your texts to them as:

Commander, Republic of Giliead

 

[ChadChadson]

He’s a major leftist and Fed employee. (Stereotypical skinny smug hipster douche)

Sent images of my pro-Trump social media posts to my baby-momma and her entire family.

These were from discrete twitter accounts not associated with my name, email, etc.

The asshole likely used his work computer to find them.

I never talk politics with women I date or their families. I’m super polite.

UPDATE: Apparently the asshole also interrogated my ex about whether or not I hated Jews and if I followed Q-Anon.

This all started because my ex’s sister had a suspicion I was a conservative.

Leftists are basically like Stasi now.

Assert your dominance and give him AIDS

 

[forrestgump01]

I think a paternity test would be a good idea at this point . There are rumors that @Bigfatcock could be the baby-daddy.

 

[BullGear]

All this means nothing UNLESS your states has a RED FLAG law. Then things could get really interesting.

Good luck!

 

[Bigfatcock]

 

[1J04]

I wasn’t speaking literally. Given that’s all you picked out of my entire post I’m guessing that is a sensitive spot for you. Regardless I hope I didn’t give you the impression I really gave a fuck about the difference between a “wrist slap” and having to sit in another class. The entire point was that it can be proven given the FOIA...

Wholly Shit! We got ourselves a full blown internet hard ass right here. I'm just gonna back outta here nice and easy like. I know the Phoenix Eye when I see it........

btw, just wut in thee hell is that hanging off your ear?

 

[jb0311]

Wholly Shit! We got ourselves a full blown internet hard ass right here. I'm just gonna back outta here nice and easy like. I know the Phoenix Eye when I see it........

btw, just wut in thee hell is that hanging off your ear?

So I wasn’t wrong...definitely hit a soft spot. If I had to guess you’re a little old for internet shit talking yourself. It’s ok to have strong emotions, just don’t let them get the better of you.

 

[Threadcutter308]

So I wasn’t wrong...definitely hit a soft spot. If I had to guess you’re a little old for internet shit talking yourself. It’s ok to have strong emotions, just don’t let them get the better of you.

You have anything useful to say, or are you just another schmuck wagging his dick ?

 

[1J04]

Yes

 

[Rthur]

That was me...

(LOL) "Wokefishing": Guys pretending to be "woke" in order to score some tail...

And this, ladies and gents and anyone in between, is why communism CANNOT and WILL NOT ever be achieved despite the fanaticism of their cannon fodder drones. Human nature... How does it work again??? Today's new word in the English language: "Wokefishing"... When a guy pretends to be a leftist...

www.snipershide.com

BFC did as well.

R

 

[Bigfatcock]

BFC did as well.

R

I still do!!

Get you a pair of iron rangers, some skinny jeans cuffed at the leg, and you’ll be rolling in liberal pussy. Fat bitches, skinny bitches, fat vegan bitches (true story), unshaven bitches, etc.

Plus the iron ranger is a good boot and looks really good when you wear regular, non-homo, pants.

 

[1J04]

So I wasn’t wrong...definitely hit a soft spot. If I had to guess you’re a little old for internet shit talking yourself. It’s ok to have strong emotions, just don’t let them get the better of you.

You don't know me. Now here! TAKE THAT!

 

[jb0311]

You have anything useful to say, or are you just another schmuck wagging his dick ?

I mean the OP didn’t really lend itself to useful replies but here you go, as requested.

 

[MtnCreek]

So I wasn’t wrong...definitely hit a soft spot. If I had to guess you’re a little old for internet shit talking yourself. It’s ok to have strong emotions, just don’t let them get the better of you.

Careful. There's no telling how this could turn out.

I was raped by a Sasquatch, but now I’m in love - The Washington Toast

by Ferdinand Burton It was the 28th day of her ordeal — hopelessly lost in the rugged terrain of North Cascades National Park— and Cynthia Ann Sedgewick, a 21-yr.-old CalTech biology major on her first solo wilderness trip, could not rise from the chill bed of leaves in the dawn light. After...

thewashingtontoast.net

 

[powdahound76]

@Threadcutter308 - isnt that what is mostly happening in here???

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

So your ex-brother in law told your ex-wife's family you voted for Trump?

Why is this an issue?

 

[jb0311]

You don't know me. Now here! TAKE THAT!

Haha you have a lot of these stored up ready to go. Maybe we should quit before our Google search history’s are full of “Dick Wagging” and “cum spraying” memes . Although I’m betting yours is already full of both. (Just a joke)

 

[DuneBoer]

We had a guy surf porn on a .gov computer. Download a fuck pic and send it to a map plotter printer and have it print off in some chicks office. All on .gov equipment. It took the tech geek about 20 seconds to find out who did it after I asked him. You know what the offender got? 1 week vacation. In my experience I have seen very few fed employees actually get fired. I personally got 3 fired in 30 plus years and it was a paperwork nightmare. Easier to write a criminal complaint and get someone sent to the Fed pen.

 

[1J04]

Haha you have a lot of these stored up ready to go. Maybe we should quit before our Google search history’s are full of “Dick Wagging” and “cum spraying” memes . Although I’m betting yours is already full of both. (Just a joke)

Gimme a minute. I'm pondering...........

 

[1J04]

We had a guy surf porn on a .gov computer. Download a fuck pic and send it to a map plotter printer and have it print off in some chicks office. All on .gov equipment. It took the tech geek about 20 seconds to find out who did it after I asked him. You know what the offender got? 1 week vacation. In my experience I have seen very few fed employees actually get fired. I personally got 3 fired in 30 plus years and it was a paperwork nightmare. Easier to write a criminal complaint and get someone sent to the Fed pen.

Was it "paid" vacation?

And I'd really like to see that pic!

 

[DuneBoer]

Was it "paid" vacation?

And I'd really like to see that pic!

It wasn't a paid vaycay. I kept the poster for a while in evidence then destroyed it. The picture was of this guy with a donkey dick screwing this tiny woman but not a midget. The girl in the office he sent it too was about 4'8". The offender was about 6'8". I think he was sending a message.

 

[1J04]

Careful. There's no telling how this could turn out.

I was raped by a Sasquatch, but now I’m in love - The Washington Toast

by Ferdinand Burton It was the 28th day of her ordeal — hopelessly lost in the rugged terrain of North Cascades National Park— and Cynthia Ann Sedgewick, a 21-yr.-old CalTech biology major on her first solo wilderness trip, could not rise from the chill bed of leaves in the dawn light. After...

thewashingtontoast.net

Did you just shit post? Cuz it sure looks like you just shit posted!

​

 

[The D]

Enter @The D !

Shit yeah. Bigfatcock and I will make finger cuffs out of her

 

[BootyLord]

It wasn't a paid vaycay. I kept the poster for a while in evidence then destroyed it. The picture was of this guy with a donkey dick screwing this tiny woman but not a midget. The girl in the office he sent it too was about 4'8". The offender was about 6'8". I think he was sending a message.

I think we’re all curious to hear how this office love story ends. Did the gentleman ultimately succeed in his mission?

 

[DuneBoer]

I think we’re all curious to hear how this office love story ends. Did the gentleman ultimately succeed in his mission?

If I recall correctly he was married and so was she. So nothing ever happened. Hardest interview I ever did was talking to her with a straight face. I am a pig.

 

[MtnCreek]

If I recall correctly he was married and so was she. So nothing ever happened. Hardest interview I ever did was talking to her with a straight face. I am a pig.

Did she figure out you had a raging boner during the interview?

 

[Snuby642]

I wouldn't feed a leftist let alone bang one.

No sympathy for you.

You compromise principals for getting laid?

 

[Aries256]

He’s a major leftist and Fed employee. (Stereotypical skinny smug hipster douche)

Sent images of my pro-Trump social media posts to my baby-momma and her entire family.

These were from discrete twitter accounts not associated with my name, email, etc.

The asshole likely used his work computer to find them.

I never talk politics with women I date or their families. I’m super polite.

UPDATE: Apparently the asshole also interrogated my ex about whether or not I hated Jews and if I followed Q-Anon.

This all started because my ex’s sister had a suspicion I was a conservative.

Leftists are basically like Stasi now.

They are the stasi, same with rinos.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Gimme a minute. I'm pondering...........

Looks like Ban Cat was pondering too.

 

[jb0311]

Looks like Ban Cat was pondering too.

 

[OldSalty2]

Did your BIL join about 1 hour ago?