Oh I do love this shit...
I'm not an easy fuck like some of you guys though.
I'll drag 'em on only if I feel like I have an opportunity to bring down the whole organization. And I did once, talk about pissed. Actually got threats against my life for a while. If I was on the E. Coast I have no doubt they'd have at least tried.
Long story short, they tried to scam me but I kept demanding more and more from them... I made it seem like I was genuinely interested by now and again agreeing with what they wanted. Like setup an account for this, or do that. I had them send some documents to me though and that was their undoing.
Worth mentioning FBI doesn't care. At all. If it's not $200k on the line, they don't lift a finger.
Fedex investigator did though. And since they sent that package to me from Nigeria, they were able to link over 30 different accounts to "Red Lion Corporation" or some such. Untold hundreds of scams were in process. And I had every single account cancelled, just like that. Every scam in progress got shut down, every person they ever dealt with got messages. Fedex works with the Nigerian govt. and they're just as corrupt but willing to cowtow in order to get what they want. So a bunch of 'em got run under the bus and rounded up. It was a major clusterfuck indeed.
Talk about PISSED! I only got 'em riled up more when I laughed at them and called 'em african hicks who couldn't come up with a proper putdown, always resorting to mothers fucking farm animals and I told them there must be some Freudian connection in a way they could understand.
Recently got a call from a medicare scam, they're getting better. Rattled off some shit, what's your SSN? Who are you again? Rattled off some shit, what's your birthday? Hold on, I'm asking the questions right now, who ar... Click. But I can only imagine how many old folks would fall for that one, it was pretty ingenious and the number went nowhere, not much to go on.
