I was canceled by Door Dash

[JLP83]

They fucked up my order and I let the illegal alien driver know about it through their app. This is where things turned south. Apparently Door Dash frowns upon customers calling them and their drivers out for being Communist sacks of shit. Account canceled.

Oh well. I feel better now.

 

[Im2bent]

Fuck door dash, grubhub, and the rest of these dicks. The idea of some random jackass having access to my food is a no go. Bad enough you don't know what the losers at the restaurant did to it without adding insult to injury.

 

[FWoo45]

Fuck door dash, grubhub, and the rest of these dicks. The idea of some random jackass having access to my food is a no go. Bad enough you don't know what the losers at the restaurant did to it without adding insult to injury.

This. Never have, never will.

 

[cas6969]

They're delivered to my house twice. Wouldn't have minded if I'd actually ordered it.

 

[UKDslayer]

They're delivered to my house twice. Wouldn't have minded if I'd actually ordered it.

Dude you got my food! My last order never came!

 

[HeavyAssault]

After seeing the quality of food sold by the "restaurants" that use DoorCrap....I'll never use any of these types of services.

 

[TheGerman]

There has to be some weird note or something about me on Lyft. I get the ride request cancelled like 75% of the time, regardless of where I am, and then the last 2 times I did get a ride, the driver's were unfriendly and basically wouldn't talk to me.

I'm convinced there's something somewhere, I just don't know WTF it would even be. If I use one again, I'm asking.

 

[Short-bus]

My parents own a Dickies BBQ franchise store, they deal a lot with those delivery services. They had to start tying the bags closed, and using stickers to show they haven't been opened, and even then, occasionally there would be a hole in the bag, and a side missing, sometimes a sammich, lots of problems. The app's the provide the service always side on the customer, and will fuck the provider faster than you can click a button on your phone. If I want something to eat, I drive my ass there and pick it up. I will NEVER trust a random stranger to bring it to me. We've gotten so damn lazy as a society, it's really irritating.

Branden

 

[Maser]

So you won't trust a random person to deliver your food, but you will trust a random person to prepare it at a restaurant. Think I need to start drinking early today.

 

[Jigstick]

My old lady cooks all my meals. Like god intended.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

They fucked up my order and I let the illegal alien driver know about it through their app. This is where things turned south. Apparently Door Dash frowns upon customers calling them and their drivers out for being Communist sacks of shit. Account canceled.

Oh well. I feel better now.

Your social score will suffer.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

My old lady cooks all my meals. Like God intended.

FIFY

 

[Ronws]

Actually, I do the cooking. So, my food is delivered hot and unmolested.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Damn I always felt like a pimp when we could have pizza delivered

 

[mvphilly]

I dont even use a grocery delivery service. Get off you asses and go to the stores and shop.

 

[Vodoun daVinci]

^^^^^^^^
If I didn't cook it, then I'll buy it from a local place where I know the quality and integrity of the cooks and owner/operator and then go get it. Tip reasonably. Every time I walk thru the door is big smiles and high fives and thanks for your order and thanks for your Service and I never get screwed. Fuck the chain places that use a 3rd party to deliver "something" to your door. I order what I want from people I trust and then go get it. Fast Food/Delivery at Home/Pay out the ass and hope they didn't spit in yer food?

Times have changed and they'll keep on changing. Fast Food delivery is about 10 years gone and done. Next. 2022 and beyond is not the time in US history to experiment with home delivery of perishable items by 3rd parties who ride their people like Post Horses and pay and treat them like bitches. This is what you get - a crew that Hates. Jebus people are stupid now....

VooDoo

 

[Mike Casselton]

Went to Wendy's today because Chik-Fil-A was overcrowded.

Ordered my food, drove to the pickup window and handed my card over as she handed me the food.

She comes back holding my card and says "sir, we're only taking cash right now."

Sorry, I don't have any, that's why you have my card.

"But sir, we need cash because the scanner isn't working."

Well, that would have been something you should have told me BEFORE I ordered.

"So, you don't have cash?"

I take the card and tell her no again.
I grab the bag of food and try to hand it to her and she raises her hands and says "we can't take that back."

Okay.
So I drove off with my free meal.


The stupid thing is, if they screw up your order, they'll take it back.
They will also handle your card and cash, but they won't take a bag back through the drive through.
WTF?

 

[candyx]

Buy a fucking frying pan, problem solved.

 

[Mister Ridge]

There has to be some weird note or something about me on Lyft. I get the ride request cancelled like 75% of the time, regardless of where I am, and then the last 2 times I did get a ride, the driver's were unfriendly and basically wouldn't talk to me.

I'm convinced there's something somewhere, I just don't know WTF it would even be. If I use one again, I'm asking.

They heard what you said about tacos.

 

[acudaowner]

well that one less socialist enterprise you have to deal with 800,000 more to go , better get to it time is short to piss them all off chop chop .lol

 

[mheimer_45]

You guys have problems I can’t even imagine. Hell I would love a food delivery service. I live so far out in the middle of nowhere Amazon next day delivery takes 3-4 days.

 

[Redmanss]

You guys have problems I can’t even imagine. Hell I would love a food delivery service. I live so far out in the middle of nowhere Amazon next day delivery takes 3-4 days.

That is not a negative. Nowhere in the least.

It's a very good thing living 90 minutes to the closest WalMart. Door Dash/Grub Hub/Uber Eats? I'd have to kick my own ass for being a lazy turd if I ever used any of that shit.

 

[Carlos Danger]

They should call it "Lazy Fuck" cause that's what it really is.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

There has to be some weird note or something about me on Lyft. I get the ride request cancelled like 75% of the time, regardless of where I am, and then the last 2 times I did get a ride, the driver's were unfriendly and basically wouldn't talk to me.

I'm convinced there's something somewhere, I just don't know WTF it would even be. If I use one again, I'm asking.

Assume you ordered the “boxcar to Poland?”

Just wondering…

Sirhr

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Fuck door dash, grubhub, and the rest of these dicks. The idea of some random jackass having access to my food is a no go. Bad enough you don't know what the losers at the restaurant did to it without adding insult to injury.

What, you never ordered a fucking pizza?

 

[Mike Casselton]

You guys have problems I can’t even imagine. Hell I would love a food delivery service. I live so far out in the middle of nowhere Amazon next day delivery takes 3-4 days.

Doesn't sound like a problem at all.

NW Kansass would be just fine with me.
The further away from the idiots the better.

 

[NoDopes]

https://studyfinds.org/delivery-workers-eating-food/

Urinating around your house.. plus other fun facts.

 

[vinniedelpino]

I don’t know if this holds true throughout the country, but most of the doordash drivers are straight up crackheads around here. They alternate Between dropping off orders and picking up rocks.

I don’t want Pookie anywhere near my food.

At least at a restaurant you have supervisors and managers looking things over...sometimes, anyway. Once that bag leaves the door the odds of fuckery go through the roof. For all you know those chicken wings you ordered ended up in some crazy chick’s baby maker.

 

[candyx]

You guys have problems I can’t even imagine. Hell I would love a food delivery service. I live so far out in the middle of nowhere Amazon next day delivery takes 3-4 days.

Did you post this 3-4 days ago ?

 

[db2000]

There has to be some weird note or something about me on Lyft. I get the ride request cancelled like 75% of the time, regardless of where I am, and then the last 2 times I did get a ride, the driver's were unfriendly and basically wouldn't talk to me.

I'm convinced there's something somewhere, I just don't know WTF it would even be. If I use one again, I'm asking.

Do you tip on top of the usual bill?? They can see that history.

 

[TurboTrout]

On rare occasion I’ll order a pizza or chinese, like maybe 2-3 times a year

If I’m going to have someone make food for me, half the point is going out for the atmosphere, live band, favorite bar, meet new peeps, etc


Doordash is for shut ins who need help

 

[candyx]

I don’t know if this holds true throughout the country, but most of the doordash drivers are straight up crackheads around here. They alternate Between dropping off orders and picking up rocks.

I don’t want Pookie anywhere near my food.

At least at a restaurant you have supervisors and managers looking things over...sometimes, anyway. Once that bag leaves the door the odds of fuckery go through the roof. For all you know those chicken wings you ordered ended up in some crazy chick’s baby maker.

Not fond of chicken so I go to Chillies for Baby Back Ribs , waitresses have larger vaginas there do to the size of the food.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Not fond of chicken so I go to Chillies for Baby Back Ribs , waitresses have larger vaginas there do to the size of the food.

since when is a larger vagina a selling point?

If that is the measure, I’ll go get myself some
Of that ‘80s nouvelle cuisine where you get a lamb chop the size Of a pencil eraser and a kernel of corn….

Who the hell wants a vagine that has handled a $5 foot long anyway? Sirh

 

[mheimer_45]

Doesn't sound like a problem at all.

NW Kansass would be just fine with me.
The further away from the idiots the better.

Zero rain for five months and 20% humidity would drive you mad.

 

[Jgault]

There has to be some weird note or something about me on Lyft. I get the ride request cancelled like 75% of the time, regardless of where I am, and then the last 2 times I did get a ride, the driver's were unfriendly and basically wouldn't talk to me.

I'm convinced there's something somewhere, I just don't know WTF it would even be. If I use one again, I'm asking.

The math actually works out, I like you about 30% of the time depending on the post, so if you called for a ride there is a 70% chance I would leave you on whatever corner your on, mystery solved.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

since when is a larger vagina a selling point?

If that is the measure, I’ll go get myself some
Of that ‘80s nouvelle cuisine where you get a lamb chop the size Of a pencil eraser and a kernel of corn….

Who the hell wants a vagine that has handled a $5 foot long anyway? Sirh

He also likes his hot wings “dipped”

 

[Im2bent]

So you won't trust a random person to deliver your food, but you will trust a random person to prepare it at a restaurant. Think I need to start drinking early today.

I never said that I said I won't compound the problem.

What, you never ordered a fucking pizza?

The pizza guy works for the pizza store ( I used to be that guy when I was a yute) so at least somewhat vetted versus any random jackass on the planet.

 

[BuildingConceptsllc]

You guys have problems I can’t even imagine. Hell I would love a food delivery service. I live so far out in the middle of nowhere Amazon next day delivery takes 3-4 days.

I'm working very hard to be able to live out in the middle of nowhere again. Soon soon I will be in middle of my own land in the boon docks again Boys! The wife or I one will cook, I don't need weirdos bringing my food and paying ridiculous fees to do it.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Thankfully, I live in a tiny rural farming community.

We don't have such nonsense out here in the sticks...

 

[mick243]

So there I was one evening, taking a piss in a public toilet, when a person who obviously couldn’t get any other employment puts a delivery food bag on the floor (between his feet, likely right in the drip zone) and takes a piss…..

anyone considering “freelance” food delivery needs to know this happens, if they still order, obviously they like the extra flavour….

 

[n2ishun]

It's right along the same line as ordering your groceries online from WalMart and having them delivered.
Who the fuck does that shit ?
Knowing that they picked out only the best bruised and rotting tomatoes just for you....and your stupid ass probably tipped the delivery drone/idiot.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Zero rain for five months and 20% humidity would drive you mad.

Nope.
I lived 12 years in SD and 5 in SW, ID. Never gave rain much thought.

Too damn many people here. In good traffic, it takes me over an hour to drive the 34 miles to my Mom's place. The drive home on a weekday takes at least 1.5hrs.

I can drive to JTAC in 18 minutes during the rush hour. Barely time for a cup of coffee....
^^^^ my kind of driving

 

[Mike Casselton]

It's right along the same line as ordering your groceries online from WalMart and having them delivered.
Who the fuck does that shit ?
Knowing that they picked out only the best bruised and rotting tomatoes just for you....and your stupid ass probably tipped the delivery drone/idiot.

Grocery delivery is insane.

My MIL called the other day and said she came home to a porch full of grocery bags. Wanted to know what to do.

Gave her my opinion.

She called up Publix and the manager there said they don't want them back and she should just keep them...
Wut?
The manager there said it happens all the time with deliveries and they just pull and deliver the order again.
(I wonder who is paying for that fuckup?)

So, MIL shares her good fortune with all of her neighbors.
We ended up with some because there's no way she could eat all of it.

What I want to know is, who the hell would order and eat this?

So it's been a pretty good week for the free shit army.
Heading to JTAC in a couple of hours. Maybe someone left me a bunch of Lapua brass. I will have to bend down and pick it up though.

 

[NoDopes]

The math actually works out, I like you about 30% of the time depending on the post, so if you called for a ride there is a 70% chance I would leave you on whatever corner your on, mystery solved.

That's because you have 0% master race in your DNA. Careful were you try to leave @TheGerman

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Do you tip on top of the usual bill?? They can see that history.

Yep.

Notice too when someone complains about service the top 3 similar threads are the German.

Every thing digital is tracked and noted.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Grocery delivery is insane.

My MIL called the other day and said she came home to a porch full of grocery bags. Wanted to know what to do.

Gave her my opinion.

She called up Publix and the manager there said they don't want them back and she should just keep them...
Wut?
The manager there said it happens all the time with deliveries and they just pull and deliver the order again.
(I wonder who is paying for that fuckup?)

So, MIL shares her good fortune with all of her neighbors.
We ended up with some because there's no way she could eat all of it.

What I want to know is, who the hell would order and eat this?

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So it's been a pretty good week for the free shit army.
Heading to JTAC in a couple of hours. Maybe someone left me a bunch of Lapua brass. I will have to bend down and pick it up though.

Mackerel Snappers!

Especially on Fridays!

Shit... now the Pope is going to be pissed at me. I'm running out of folks to piss off...

Sirhr

 

[supercorndogs]

So there I was one evening, taking a piss in a public toilet, when a person who obviously couldn’t get any other employment puts a delivery food bag on the floor (between his feet, likely right in the drip zone) and takes a piss…..

anyone considering “freelance” food delivery needs to know this happens, if they still order, obviously they like the extra flavour….

First off why was he in the women's bathroom?

Second why would he carry the food with him to the bathroom rather than leave it in the car?

I think i smell bullshit.

I know one door dasher, pretty hot, makes good tips, probably most here wouldn't mind wings from her vagina.

 

[JLP83]

Your social score will suffer.

That’s my goal. I’m shooting for the lowest one possible

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

That’s my goal. I’m shooting for the lowest one possible

Not me. I want to infiltrate the highest levels and shit in powerful peoples top desk drawers.

A high score will be helpful to my goals.

 

[JLP83]

Not me. I want to infiltrate the highest levels and shit in powerful peoples top desk drawers.

A high score will be helpful to my goals.

Your score just dropped