Let' review. A retired murderer's wife dies and she leave him a dog. Sure he never liked dogs, owned dogs or wanted a dog but she gave him an unwanted present anyway. Three Russians kill the unwanted dog that he owned for almost a day and stole his car.
Upset he goes on a murderous rampage, killing about 100 people in 24 hours. Police do not respond to 6,500 calls for shots fired or killing sprees in local nightclubs and a weird elderly geek in an unmarked van picks up all the bodies.
Two days later, the rampage killer travels to another country with no passport or visa and murders the head of an international crime organization, they call the movie John Wick 2. He flies across the world without a passport, because immigration laws are crap. He then gets weeks of opposition research in 4 hours, three suits tailor made, thousands of rounds of ammunition and a dozen guns. He walks thru a foreign city with three gun cases and no one cares. He murders dozens of random people at a giant rave party in downtown Rome,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no cops in the entire country of Italy are aware of more than 100 murders including a major crime boss. The killer flies home to New York and kills another hundred people in the metropolitan art museum with the help of a group of criminal vagrants.
Two days after that macabre disaster, the same rampage killer is now hunted by hundreds of other murderers who get texts from a organization that pays every barista, tattoo artist and 7/11 clerk in New York to kill people. Still not hunted by cops or making the news at 6pm. Everyone else is UNAWARE of a series of hundreds of killings in their city. By now, every funeral home is low on coffins, but who cares? He kills dozens and flies to northern Africa, where he kills a hundred more people and wanders into the desert to apologize to random Bedouin who apparently controls all the worlds crime. He chops off a finger and goes back to work murdering people in New York. No jet lag,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no pain from massive injuries and trama,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and no shortage of ammo. Every criminal on earth uses the same caliber gun, type of magazine and was apparently trained by the same kung fu master.
The international crime syndicate sends two bus loads of highly trained but ecologically sound mercenaries to a large hotel in downtown New York City, where a four hour gun battle with at least a hundred causalities occurs. Tens of thousands of rounds are fired, massive explosions and fires and no police or fire response is noted.
To address the problem, the hotel manager talks to a lesbian from "corporate" who is there to fire him. At the request of the lesbo, the hotel guy shoots the rampage killer several times and he falls 5 to 7 stories into the street. Local hobos rescue him. He is injured but now angry at the hotel guy, he teams up with the hobo king to destroy the hotel manager in the next installment.
Approximately, 8 days and 800 dead later,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,rampage killer is still mad over the dog. The dog he owned for nearly 24 hours.
The moral of the story is one for anti-gunners to embrace. All gun owners are just one slip from becoming rampaging murderers if they are allowed to own, train with or use guns. Without access to a firearm, the violent gun owner would have had to rely on government owned and controlled cops to seek justice. The moral of John Wick to democrats is that , all gun owners are bad.
