Maggie’s Impotent vegan discovers the joy of sex once he renounces stupid ideas and eats meat.

[W54/XM-388]

So apparently this unmanly male who was a dedicated vegan brainwashed zombie couldn't get it up and found his reproductive organs were out of order.

Then he "discovered" that eating like humans are supposed to eat all of the sudden made him a functioning male again and his reproductive organs were once again functional.

Apparently the rest of his vegan zombie company and coworkers didn't like that and kicked him out, but my guess is he might be having a bit too much fun finally to care:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/g00/new...lsLmNvLnVrL3VzaG9tZS9pbmRleC5odG1s&i10c.dv=14

 

[Mike Casselton]

"Going vegan takes real bravery."

WTF?
Of course his generation overused the term hero also, so what the fuck do they know.

 

[Mwalex]

Guess good ole Mother Nature was trying to prevent a vegan from procreating. Seems like a good idea to me.

 

[hermosabeach]

Lots of Vegetarians in the world....

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This is a funny story

 

[W54/XM-388]

Lots of Vegetarians in the world....
-This is a funny story

Militant Vegans are different than Vegetarians in what they will eat.

 

[MtnCreek]

I eat more chicken than any man ever seen...
Backdoor Man, The Doors

:-D

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Lots of Vegetarians in the world....

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This is a funny story

Correction: "Vagitarians".... fits perfectly, don't it?

 

[Autofire]

Correction: "Vagitarians".... fits perfectly, don't it?

It sure does!!

 

[Dougie308]

So apparently this unmanly male who was a dedicated vegan brainwashed zombie couldn't get it up and found his reproductive organs were out of order.

Then he "discovered" that eating like humans are supposed to eat all of the sudden made him a functioning male again and his reproductive organs were once again functional.

Apparently the rest of his vegan zombie company and coworkers didn't like that and kicked him out, but my guess is he might be having a bit too much fun finally to care:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/g00/new...lsLmNvLnVrL3VzaG9tZS9pbmRleC5odG1s&i10c.dv=14

I have an aging hippie cousin who is all vegan this and oils that. As one might assume, I differ from her a bit. But to the point, anthropologists have conclusively proven hominids gained a bigger brain and really got rolling when more meat protein was added to the mix. My cousin, like all liberals, refuses to argue facts. But I read a lot of science and that is pretty much the prevailing opinion.

As to his inoperable ding ding. Maybe he was just thinking about baseball too much.

 

[j-huskey]

At first glance I thought this was about @Bender coming out. I know he said he did pigeons, never know when he will try bigger things.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

At first glance I thought this was about @Bender coming out. I know he said he did pigeons, never know when he will try bigger things.

@j-huskey please stop with this line of conversation/questioning. I truly DON'T want to know where he puts his baseball bat.

No right-thinking human needs to know these things. Lets get back to importanter things. What's better, 9mm or .223?

 

[j-huskey]

.380

 

[Ravenworks]

"I couldn't do push-ups without getting injured,' he said."
God what a cluck.
Hey I might as well say it,"He don't eat meat but sure likes the bone"

Back to the real world, I'm 57,eat meat and after I take my 1ML of testosterone a week, I have the Libido of a 15 year old.
BTW ,I'd go nuts if I couldn't ejaculate every day let alone waiting 6 weeks

 

[Bender]

.380

.25 Auto, if you shoot someone with a .25 they might notice, and get mad.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I'm betting his nasty vegan girlfriend left him after he admitted to eating meat, which then caused him to find a real woman that was actually capable of getting him off.

The smell of patchouli doesn't for it for me either.

 

[tnichols]

.25 Auto, if you shoot someone with a .25 they might notice, and get mad.

I’ll meet you fellas in the middle at .32

 

[Greg Langelius *]

Patchouli = Insecticide.

Greg

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Patchouli = Insecticide.

Greg

Chlordane smells better than patchouli.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I have an aging hippie cousin who is all vegan this and oils that. As one might assume, I differ from her a bit. But to the point, anthropologists have conclusively hominids gained a bigger brain and really got rolling when more meat protein was added to the mix. My cousin, like all liberals, refuses to argue facts. But I read a lot of science and that is pretty much the prevailing opinion.

As to his inoperable ding ding. Maybe he was just thinking about baseball too much.

Some of the archaeology and anthropology are indicating that shellfish protein... easy to get and high in a lot of nutrients was the initial stage of this. Once red meat was added to the mix a combination of the cooperative behaviors needed to hunt and toolmaking both contributed to brain growth. So, right on, Dougie!

Cheers, Sirhr