Inflight Entertainment (Post Your Stories Here)

[Longshot231]

Post your inflight entertainment stories here.

Traveling by bus might be a better alternative to avoid the crazy morons. It's not confirmed if this moron is really an astronaut.

SHOCKING! Woman 'Astronaut' Strips Naked Onboard Phoenix-Bound Southwest Flight, Forces Plane To Go Back To Houston Airport Gate - VIDEO

In a shocking incident, a woman passenger forced a Phoenix-bound Southwest Airlines flight to go back to the gate by stripping naked on the plane. The woman is reported to be an astronaut.

www.freepressjournal.in

 

[oneshot86]

Was she hot?

 

[rjacobs]

Was she hot?

were not supposed to come out of the cockpit, but i MIGHT be able to make an exception.

 

[Laser1]

Flying Southwest from Corpus Christi to Houston, a young beautiful woman boards the plane in a chainmail halter top, her attributes in full view. The guys were going crazy trying to get her to sit next to them. The flight crew finally kicked her off the plane since she had nothing to cover up with.

 

[Ronws]

Coffee? Tea? Or me?

Welcome aboard this wide body, where we can accommodate your every need.

 

[The D]

I may or may not have been responsible for a Southwest Airlines incident report nearing the end of the scamdemic. I walked on the plane without a piece of toilet paper…I mean, a mask on. Right past every other attendant and pilot, mind you. I got to my seat and started getting stuff out to keep my kids occupied on the flight when some little fag flight attendant saw that I was going to kill everyone without a mask on. He took the perfect opportunity to flex his tyrant power on me and told me to get my mask on. I told him I would when my kids get situated. He didn’t like that and huffed and puffed a bit louder but I finished what I was doing and then made sure I had my toilet paper arranged correctly. He stormed to the desk and fucking told on me to whoever was in charge who then came onto the plane to tell me that I should play nice or I’ll be left at the gate(not our home airport either) and not allowed to fly. Fuck that stupid little faggot and everyone who flexed their bitch-ass authoritarian opportunity during covaids. And fuck anyone who sympathizes with them

 

[jrassy]

I feel your pain, I ran work in a hospital and fought several degrees of compliance along the way , from hitler to Ghandi, what a shit show

 

[anon]

were not supposed to come out of the cockpit, but i MIGHT be able to make an exception.

Just don't get caught on film judging the inflight wet T-shirt contest.

 

[anon]

Hah, I went and looked it up. Seems that was in 1998, how time flies.

 

[rjacobs]

Just don't get caught on film judging the inflight wet T-shirt contest.

there's been a few overnights...

 

[Alphatreedog]

I haven't flown since COVID . I gotta say that the Lord of the Flies level of Humanity people would sink to over a bag with 5 peanuts or pretzels in truly fuckin disgusted me . Every entitled piece o shit that would crawl over a seat back like some freak from a horror movie scaling walls should have been caned .

 

[Alphatreedog]

"A passenger told KHOU-TV that the woman turned towards other passengers on the flight and stripped naked."

And that's when little Johnny decided that he wasn't gay and was a breast man .

"The fellow passenger further added that the woman claimed herself to be bipolar."

Evidently she was tryna pick up 2 guys . Right . Bi Polar . 2 poles .

 

[mvphilly]

Never been on a plane in 63 years. Dont intend to start.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Pbgt]

I'm the guy who sits by the wing window, filming...pointing out all the flex and cracks the wing has..

 

[akmike47]

I flew international a couple years after 9-11 on a flight that was 99% middle eastern folks, they sat all the white people in a group in the middle of the plane. It smelled for 12 hours.

 

[Longshot231]

I flew international a couple years after 9-11 on a flight that was 99% middle eastern folks, they sat all the white people in a group in the middle of the plane. It smelled for 12 hours.

You got that right! I've been on hog farms that smelled better than those Mediterranean goat fuckers.

 

[akmike47]

You got that right! I've been on hog farms that smelled better than those Mediterranean goat fuckers.

Yeah, but the Air France stewardesses were sexy as hell on that flight so there was that at least

 

[GTOJOSH]

Just flew to Nashville yesterday- some guy gave us a bag of sour apple flavored Australian licorice.
It was 4$ for a can of diet coke my wife decided she needed.

 

[akmike47]

Just flew to Nashville yesterday- some guy gave us a bag of sour apple flavored Australian licorice.
It was 4$ for a can of diet coke my wife decided she needed.

Should have put her in checked luggage instead

 

[The D]

Just had to fly back to Hellinois for some family shit. No drama between the worthless TSA or any gay-ass attendants, thankfully. Totally uneventful and I was able to sleep a bit on the way