Injury PSA (no, not Palmetto) for Brother (A)1J04

#104
A little somethings to cheer you up.

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#114
Dirty D said:
Surgeons are for suckers! I've got my mallet, old wood chisels, JB Weld and bailing wire packed and ready to go, just say the word.
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you forgot the duct tape, WD-40, and the moonshine. well the moonshine is for me.

when did you get a rank change 1J04? any good stories behind that one?
 
#116
1J04 said:
Brother, lemme just say it rhymes with "Token Pedophile". :mad:
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"What's the name of your organization again?"


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"And you say that your service mark is, 'We Service Youths.' ?"
 
#117
Dirty D said:
Surgeons are for suckers! I've got my mallet, old wood chisels, JB Weld and bailing wire packed and ready to go, just say the word.
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I'm with you! I have a milling machine and a set of cold chisels and a DeWalt radial arm saw. If AJ wants to come up here, he doesn't need any sawbones who probably went to the Mumbai School of Tandoori Cooking and Surgery.

We can get AJ back together with no problems. And NO worries about post-op infection, since petroleum lubricants and milling bits rarely support bacterial growth.

AJ,,, we got this! Come on up to Schloss Nitrocellulose and we'll put you back together as a combination of Robocop, The Terminator and Tucker's Artificial Hip.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
#118
sirhrmechanic said:
I'm with you! I have a milling machine and a set of cold chisels and a DeWalt radial arm saw. If AJ wants to come up here, he doesn't need any sawbones who probably went to the Mumbai School of Tandoori Cooking and Surgery.

We can get AJ back together with no problems. And NO worries about post-op infection, since petroleum lubricants and milling bits rarely support bacterial growth.

AJ,,, we got this! Come on up to Schloss Nitrocellulose and we'll put you back together as a combination of Robocop, The Terminator and Tucker's Artificial Hip.

Cheers,

Sirhr
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Oh shit that hurt. Giggled like a little girl. And by little I mean under 220. :eek:
I'd love to come over and commit felonies with ya. ;)
Let's kill a few deer first so I can witness your blade skills on the other thing okay. Or just lemme tear into your liquor cabinet for a bit then chop away.
 
#119
1J04 said:
Oh shit that hurt. Giggled like a little girl. And by little I mean under 220. :eek:
I'd love to come over and commit felonies with ya. ;)
Let's kill a few deer first so I can witness your blade skills on the other thing okay. Or just lemme tear into your liquor cabinet for a bit then chop away.
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Hypothetical:

When you wake up with the ball gag in your mouth, you'll thank God when you understand that he isn't going to perform taxidermy on you when he mentions "stuffing that ass."

 
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#129
Just a quick update. Gotta be at the Hospital at 0800 tomorrow for my appointment with the knife. So looking forward to getting this damn thing done. Don't wish this kinda wait on anyone. To damn long. Got an extra Hogue recoil pad I'm gonna bring to see if they can permanently attach it. Always thinking...... :p Appreciate all your support guys. You've out did yourselves. I've enjoyed all the personal contact and hookups. Much appreciated.
 
#146
well we started off with an hour-and-a-half delay this morning do too they had to do some work in the operating room now another 2-hour delay while they Re sterilize my new products. Oddly enough my nurse was in nursing school with my eldest son small world. Now you sumbitches stop being so damn deplorable you're freaking terrible.
it's come down to hurry up and wait so I wait so hungry so thirsty whaaaaaaa
 
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