Maggie’s Is Frank a short hot dog?

[squib]

Gentleman, hopefully we can reach a conclusion.

Q: Is Frank a short hot dog?

Discuss

 

[tbk5]

Nope. Frank is a pig.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Frank goes with beans.

 

[Darryle]

Don't forget peppers and kraut

 

[hlee]

No, a hotdog is a type of frank. The franks in “franks and beans” are cut short as a function of the dish- and to fit in the can.

Frank is short for frankfurter, a thin smoked sausage- of which hotdogs are a subset.

 

[vh20]

Am I the only one who came here expecting this to be a weird Lowlight comparison?

 

[Short-bus]

Am I the only one who came here expecting this to be a weird Lowlight comparison?

You're not the only one.....I came in here expecting a bunch of references to Lowlight....I kinda feel like a dick now not having immediately thought of little smokies.

 

[TicTacTex]

Am I the only one who came here expecting this to be a weird Lowlight comparison?

But it is…

Re-read the original question:
“Is Frank a short hot dog?”

Not: “Is *a* frank a short hot dog?”

Play on words? Strategic grammatical error?
In short, the Bear Pit will get to the bottom of it and solve this small problem.

 

[Milf Dots]

Chef: "Ever have sausage in the can?"
Victim: "No"
Chef: "Bend over!"

 

[ramslammer]

Am I understanding correctly Short bus thinks of little smokies while feeling his Dick?