I never heard that thing speak before. It's got a voice like Johnny Cash. Let's hope it chokes on it's vaper.
Cash, eh?
I hear the anthem playin'
Watch my knee bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
I'm stuck in a Russian prison, and time keeps draggin' on
But that anthem keeps a playin' back in my U.S. home
When I was just a baby my mama told me
"Son, er daughter, always be a good boy, don't ever smoke the hash"
But I took some dope to Russia, just to get me high
When I hear the anthem playing, I hang my head and cry
I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy nightclub bar
They're probably drinking White Claws, dancing with movie stars
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But those people keep a groovin'
And that's what tortures me
Well if they freed me from this prison
If the U.S. rule was mine
I kick those white folk a little farther down the line
Far from Russian prison, that's where I want to stay
And I still hope that anthem stops playing some day