Where in OH??
Berlin Center
Which is ironic. Because I'm German.
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Where in OH??
Eh, I'm old....we didn't have that fancy shit back when I served...just the load master kicking it out of the back! haha
Now, as a very young butter bar I went to a lot of training classes and during Air-Ground Ops school they showed us some gnarly short movie clips of munitions and aircraft in combat ops. In one, which I think they showed us just to humor us and keep us interested, they tried to drop a M551 Sheridan light tank out of a C-130 with LAPES and it wasn't pretty! haha Damn thing looked like it tumbled for miles. haha
Berlin Center
Which is ironic. Because I'm German.
Individual. Came from a DRMO and then was worked on by the person who has it.Is thing with an individual or at a DRMO/ DLA Disposition Services location?
Not too far from me...to bad you didn't offer to wine and dine me with a courtesy reach around.
Yes, I do exist. A few people here have met me and I'm pretty sure they have all reported back than I am exactly what you'd expect in person. I will also call you a muppet at some point.
So I have an interesting problem, which in turn, may be an awesome opportunity for someone here. Sit back, grab some moonshine and let you tell you my tale of woe (and opportunity!):
We have a literal FOB in the middle of acreage here in Utah. Think command tent with a floor, bar, armory, furniture and an ECU (heating/AC unit) for said FOB. Not to mention that there are a few 100 acres of cleared land with professionally made berms and shooting lanes all over the place. Anyways, we also have a fancy 10kw generator that rides around on the appropriate military trailer. It powers the FOB, the ECU, the surround sound, the blender for the bar, fleshlight, the lighting for everything and I can even plug my iPhone into it.
The problem we find ourselves in is that this generator is currently stuck at another SH'ers house. In Ohio. Like, not close to Utah. Ohio. Not Utah. Utah is in Utah. Anyways.
I've been in contact with my usual commercial shipping guys who I have shipped larger things across the US with before. Since the faggots in both Washington, Ukraine and Russia have somehow caused havoc on the gas prices, most smaller/partial/hotshot carriers have basically ceased operations. Trying to find one has gone from a bidding war, to slim pickings with larger LTL carriers showing up to the party with totally empty trucks no one wants to pay for and saying they could haul this for $5-6k. EL O EL. Yeah, good luck with that.
I might consider buying 100% of the truck to use 5% of the space if we could get the SH Uboat ready for shipping in time, but alas, 1 project at a time or my wife would figure out that all this money didn't really go into shit like 'the yard' or 'business trips'.
So...where do you come in? I know you've been eager to find out. Well, does anyone know a hotshot carrier or is maybe driving past Ohio on their way to Las Vegas or beautiful and scenic Zion National park? Because if you are....go pick up my generator and Ill cover costs. Because how else is my miniature giraffe going to tan itself without a generator for the tanning bed?
There may also be some nightvision machine gun non-muppet fun involved. Or Ill paint your face on the generator. Or spend a day or two and I'll either have you ready for the SF pipeline, or you died. Either way itll be fun. I promise. Maybe.
@deersniper need not apply for obvious reasons.
Fly there and let the german rent you a truck and trailer for the drive.If I wasn’t so far away from the generator I’d probably do it, I don’t have a life. Too damn far away from the starting point though
You might try finding a heavy equipment hauler that might have a spot to share on a load. I have done that more than once with farm equipment. It helps all parties out.
He could buy a nice new generator for all that lolFly there and let the german rent you a truck and trailer for the drive.
hahaha...this one?why is it, that all them suggestions of 'air drop' reminded me of the multiple Humvee "free=falls" that happened during a particular training op?
I was wondering about that jackass myself.Yeah, that's the one. I get that my intended humor was laughed at, and I appreciate that. But the guy on the video having the 'time of his life' definitely left me a bit 'confused'. Even way back then.
IIRC, it also left him court-martialed or something like that.
My house to Aion = 2300 miles X 2 (round trip) = 4600 miles ./. 15 mpg = 306 gallons @ $4.50 per gallon = $1377 in gas alone.10Kw on the .mil trailer that they are made for. Can pull with a pick up. Just need a hitch that works with a lunneite (sp?) ring.
Looks just like this one:
Bonus points if you get a doll that looks like Frank to ride around on it the entire trip.
My house to Zion = 2300 miles X 2 (round trip) = 4600 miles ./. 15 mpg = 306 gallons @ $4.50 per gallon = $1377 in gas alone.
Add in 8 nights in hotels @ $125 p/night = $1000
$200 p/day labor +$1600
Add 3 nights in Utah with cocaine, hookers, and Hores Soldier bourbon = $3000 ( I only do high class coke and whores).
$1377
1000
1600
3000
$6977 and Im on my way, and youre on your way to a 3 day experience you'll never forget.
Depends on the quantity/quality of blow.Gonna need @Bigfatcock opinion on whether 3 nights of hookers and blow at 3000 bucks qualifies as "high Class" hookers
My house to Aion = 2300 miles X 2 (round trip) = 4600 miles ./. 15 mpg = 306 gallons @ $4.50 per gallon = $1377 in gas alone.
Add in 8 nights in hotels @ $125 p/night = $1000
$200 p/day labor +$1600
Add 3 nights in Utah with cocaine, hookers, and Hores Soldier bourbon = $3000 ( I only do high class coke and whores).
$1377
1000
1600
3000
$6977 and Im on my way, and youre on your way to a 3 day experience you'll never forget.
JHFC at least hold out for some soft tacos.Been a rough year, Ill take it.
MEP803a and MEP802a generators are top notch. How many hours did it have on it?10Kw on the .mil trailer that they are made for. Can pull with a pick up. Just need a hitch that works with a lunneite (sp?) ring.
Looks just like this one:
Bonus points if you get a doll that looks like Frank to ride around on it the entire trip.
I'd do it for about 4k
1/2 up front 1/2 upon completion.
I have plenty of time being retired and disabled, but not going to pay out of my pocket for something like this.
It's your genset and I'm not getting anything out of it.
Yes, I have a good pulling vehicle and have pulled plenty of pintle hitch trailers in the past, and have 4, 6, and 7 wire connection ability.
That's straight up and honest, not stiffing you, not stiffing me.
Ain't worth it is it ?
And you wanted to try some.$47 and a empty tin of some gay apple flavored dip @clcustom1911 had?
Like I said, and I was very straight up and honest.$47 and a empty tin of some gay apple flavored dip @clcustom1911 had?
Did you put it in his mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird?And you wanted to try some.
Ghey
He just spit the dip spit into his mouth. While they were both naked ....Did you put it in his mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird?
You were in the corner huh?He just spit the dip spit into his mouth. While they were both naked ....
Doc
You have to drive to Ohio to pick it up then pull or trailer it to Utah.Jesus some of these quotes to move a generator are bizarre or ridiculous.
It says in the very first post that he would cover the cost… he’s probably just waiting to se who is the closest to the generatorYou have to drive to Ohio to pick it up then pull or trailer it to Utah.
You do know what gas prices are....right ? right ?
1689 miles from Columbus to SLCIt says in the very first post that he would cover the cost… he’s probably just waiting to se who is the closest to the generator
MEP803a and MEP802a generators are top notch. How many hours did it have on it?
I’m sure that you already know but they have a great community on SteelSoldiers.com to help with any problems and or any troubleshooting. Very knowledgeable guys over there. I would buy as many spare parts as you think you might need in the future ASAP. I have seen spare parts going up in price and being harder to find just like anything else these days.
1689 miles from Columbus to SLC
Add at least 500 for where ever it exactly is and additional for miles to get to it in the first place.
Are you thinking you are going to drive 2000'ish miles straight thru ?
No, there will have to be at least 1 and probably 2 hotel stays.
Then you have to get home.
Is that time free ? I would never stiff anyone I respect, but I would expect them not to stiff me on the other side of that coin.
$4000 is a thought out reasonable cost and it is probably less than getting a delivery via pro semi hauler.
Is it worth it for the damn genset ?
No, I specifically said that, it is not a reasonable price.
But, it is fair for both parties considering current costs of *things*.
What happens if you break down during the trip, or destroy a tire or two due to some unforeseen incident ?
Weather causing a extended stayover somewhere (it is tornado season all along that route ya know).
Think my man.
Think.
It says in the very first post that he would cover the cost… he’s probably just waiting to se who is the closest to the generator
Well yeah, you were there also fag.....You were in the corner huh?
1689 miles from Columbus to SLC
Add at least 500 for where ever it exactly is and additional for miles to get to it in the first place.
Are you thinking you are going to drive 2000'ish miles straight thru ?
No, there will have to be at least 1 and probably 2 hotel stays.
Then you have to get home.
Is that time free ? I would never stiff anyone I respect, but I would expect them not to stiff me on the other side of that coin.
$4000 is a thought out reasonable cost and it is probably less than getting a delivery via pro semi hauler.
Is it worth it for the damn genset ?
No, I specifically said that, it is not a reasonable price.
But, it is fair for both parties considering current costs of *things*.
What happens if you break down during the trip, or destroy a tire or two due to some unforeseen incident ?
Weather causing a extended stayover somewhere (it is tornado season all along that route ya know).
Think my man.
Think.
Well, the idiot who was responsible for checking the rigging of these vehicles to their pallet was the same guy who cut said straps....somehow he thought he would get away with this???? Moron. And he was court martialed and dismissed with a dishonorable.Yeah, that's the one. I get that my intended humor was laughed at, and I appreciate that. But the guy on the video having the 'time of his life' definitely left me a bit 'confused'. Even way back then.
IIRC, it also left him court-martialed or something like that.
You giving me a Dutch rudder isn't gay, it's being helpful.Well yeah, you were there also fag.....
Doc
Yes, but you made eye contact, makes you gayer than meYou giving me a Dutch rudder isn't gay, it's being helpful.