A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
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The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take, before you can be accepted."
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Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot twelve illegal aliens, six Muslim extremists, three Democrats, and a rabbit."
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"Why the rabbit?"
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"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take, before you can be accepted."
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Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot twelve illegal aliens, six Muslim extremists, three Democrats, and a rabbit."
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"Why the rabbit?"
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"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
