Movie Theater Jurassic whatever

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Jul 1, 2014
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I would give this movie a solid meh.....There were big, medium, and small dinosaurs that would eat you. The good guys always get away, barely, but the bad guys get spit on with acid and eaten. The good guys get away from the bad guys in the end and the world is safe again. If you saw JP 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5, then you have already seen this movie. If this review saves you money, I am open to donations. Contact me for PP instructions. You are welcome. Edited to add: I was accompanied by the one and only Ms 502, and we had a lovely date, even if I had already seen the movie that I had never seen before.
 
I'm going to wait for Top Jurrasic Avengers World to come out. You know where Dinosaurs have super powers and save the world from Iranian Lesbian Midget Transformers. And the subtitles are in English because it's a Chinese film. Then I won't go and see that.
 
Fuck that whole franchise! The first Jurassic Park movie was literally the only movie to ever scare the shit outta me and freak me out for weeks to come. Granted I was only like 3 or 4 and my asshole older brother told me it was real. Only positive thing about it was I hated dinosaurs so much after that, I immediately hated Barney and never watched that shit.