Just bend over

[R0man]

Minneapolis police tell residents to obey criminals and 'be prepared' to be robbed

The Minneapolis Police department says that residents of the city should "be prepared" to hand over their phones, wallets and purses to robbers.

alphanewsmn.com

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Some things are just completely UNACCEPTABLE. There should be No Quarter given.

 

[BullGear]

I guess t hey need to determine if they are Sheeple or people. I would remind any of those "criminals" not to bring a knife to a gun fight.

 

[TexPatriot]

Tell the robber you no longer use cash, that you've been implanted with the new Bill Gates chip. He'll understand.

 

[Mwalex]

The inmates are running the prison.

 

[7.62willdo]

The monkeys are running the zoo....

 

[MosesTheTank]

Chief Arradondo may be simply verbalizing what the voters of Minneapolis have already said via the ballot box:

Minneapolis City Council

 

[Jscb1b]

Well, if that is the response of the police then we don't need police. Let the blood flow.

 

[FS1]

I say compromise...Just give them your heavy metals. I may be hard of hearing for a bit, but at least I will still be hearing.

 

[MosesTheTank]

Well, if that is the response of the police then we don't need police. Let the blood flow.

The Minneapolis City Council is on top of the situation:

Minneapolis City Council Advances Plan to Abolish Police Department

 

[Jscb1b]

Jay walking, speeding, illegal parking, rape, robbery, murder. It's all on. There is going to be street justice and vigilante groups.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

"Just comply so we can track them down and then release them."

 

[Jscb1b]

Funny as fuck! The crips and the bloods gonna be the new police.

 

[CoryT]

In order to streamline the system and make life safer for both the robbers and robbee, the following system should be implemented ASAP.

Muggers, burglars, armed robbers etc should register at the county tax office.
Taxpayers will be randomly selected to be a victim on a daily basis and assigned a random amount to be paid into the general crime fund.
Each registered criminal shall be issued a check weekly from the crime fund.
Current taxes paid to fund the police department shall be redirected to the crime fund.
The police department shall be replaced by a complaint line where taxpayers may vent about their selection as a victim.
911 call centers can be closed, redirecting the call to the complaint line.
Anyone committing random actual crimes who is not registered as a full time criminal shall be admonished and asked to register as a soon as convenient and be issued a temporary part-time criminal number so payments may be processed directly.

There are some details to be worked out on the payment scale for criminals, registered street muggers might get paid less than registered high-end cat burglars, but that may be overridden by equality issues.

 

[Kir]

Just curious if anyone knows the gun laws there?
While handing a perp your wallet with your left, shoot 'em with the CC in your right!

 

[Snuby642]

None of those people should ever wear a uniform again, ever.

No use paying them for anything.

Most jobs require you to do your job to get paid.

 

[HMRamateur]

At least they were given permission to run people over if they try to stop you in your vehicle

 

[MadDuner]

Who will come to fill out the reports after Antifa goons end up face down in the street?
Because if there’s no law enforcement - there is nobody to protect the people who are causing the trouble from the people who just want to be left alone....

 

[acudaowner]

I will listen to them after they live with a hole in there head or chest . that's wonderful advice to obey a criminal lol my ass .

 

[Steel head]

The Minneapolis City Council is on top of the situation:

Minneapolis City Council Advances Plan to Abolish Police Department

That’s the interesting thing in all of this mayhem.
People are blaming cops for policy dictated by city council that they voted in.

 

[candyx]

If the residents voted for the council members then they must believe nothing will happen to them and they don't need Police anymore and the items that will get taken from them can be considered reparations for their sins of being white.

 

[10ring'r]

I'm just going to have to expect that "they" are going to do bodily harm and the outcome is in their hands. F them! NOT taking my SH^%! Mac

 

[oneshot86]

just
un
real... i never would have suspected things would have turned the way they have.
watch that vid of that yugo lady again. its here, and its almost game time

 

[Spblademaker]

And I’m all out of vacation days.

 

[TexPatriot]

'Yo homey, is that my briefcase?

 

[308pirate]

I cannot fucking believe how far this country has fallen in six months.......

I'm just about sick and fucking tired of this shit show and am close to having had enough.

Let's get this fucking show on the road, my skills with firearms are the highest they've ever been and my knees won't last much longer.

 

[hunter1959]

there you are, right there.... the left testing to determine just how submissive we are... what say you??? what is the response that gets their collective attention??

 

[BytorJr]

In order to streamline the system and make life safer for both the robbers and robbee, the following system should be implemented ASAP.

Muggers, burglars, armed robbers etc should register at the county tax office.
Taxpayers will be randomly selected to be a victim on a daily basis and assigned a random amount to be paid into the general crime fund.
Each registered criminal shall be issued a check weekly from the crime fund.
Current taxes paid to fund the police department shall be redirected to the crime fund.
The police department shall be replaced by a complaint line where taxpayers may vent about their selection as a victim.
911 call centers can be closed, redirecting the call to the complaint line.
Anyone committing random actual crimes who is not registered as a full time criminal shall be admonished and asked to register as a soon as convenient and be issued a temporary part-time criminal number so payments may be processed directly.

There are some details to be worked out on the payment scale for criminals, registered street muggers might get paid less than registered high-end cat burglars, but that may be overridden by equality issues.

That almost sounds like a Star Trek episode where there were no bombs, just extermination chambers. The computers generated the death list based on where the other computer "aimed."

 

[UpSideDown]

The inmates are running the prison.

Georgia prison riot leaves two guards, three inmates injured; facility remains on lockdown

Two guards were stabbed – and three inmates injured – after a riot broke out in a state prison in southern Georgia late Saturday night, according to reports.

www.foxnews.com

 

[HiDesertELR]

Belt-fed is the way to go... Change my mind

 

[R0man]

Belt-fed is the way to go... Change my mind

Grenades are more fun.

 

[Jscb1b]

Belt fed grenades!

 

[candyx]

I cannot fucking believe how far this country has fallen in six months.......

I'm just about sick and fucking tired of this shit show and am close to having had enough.

Let's get this fucking show on the road, my skills with firearms are the highest they've ever been and my knees won't last much longer.

Find a good spot lay prone save the knees for the victory parade .

 

[Huskydriver]

Bahahahahahaha

 

[HiDesertELR]

Belt fed grenades!

 

[BAMCIS]

Two places that don't have a fucking thing to do,,but drink.
Minneapolis,,,any place in komifornia.

 

[308pirate]

Who will come to fill out the reports after Antifa goons end up face down in the street?
Because if there’s no law enforcement - there is nobody to protect the people who are causing the trouble from the people who just want to be left alone....

That's what so many fail to grasp. Get rid of the police, PLEASE, so that we can fuck your world up.

 

[Yells01]

Will “we” actually do something? Or is this just another step towards the fall of the republic and death without a bang but with a whisper?

My guess is that this is once again another step towards the silent fall....and no one will do anything to right this ship.

 

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see, this is why i bought myself a grenade launcher.....so i dont have to "obey" anyone i dont want too.

 

[Numb_Skull]

see, this is why i bought myself a grenade launcher.....so i dont have to "obey" anyone i dont want too.

Although fun to nail haji's a 100m away with smoke rounds, not very effective without HEDP.

 

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Although fun to nail haji's a 100m away with smoke rounds, not very effective without HEDP.

i pay my taxes bitch

 

[UpSideDown]

see, this is why i bought myself a grenade launcher.....so i dont have to "obey" anyone i dont want too.
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It would be really cool if your grenades had the grenade part.

 

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It would be really cool if your grenades had the grenade part.

was the only photo i had on hand....so youll see flash bangs and like it.

 

[wade2big]

It would be really cool if your grenades had the grenade part.

Hey it fooled me

 

[ChitownCopper]

37mm ain't shooting nothing fun

 

[UpSideDown]

was the only photo i had on hand....so youll see flash bangs and like it.

NO ONE LIKES FLASH BANGS



*opens eyes with no visibility*
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[Maggot]

Just curious if anyone knows the gun laws there?
While handing a perp your wallet with your left, shoot 'em with the CC in your right!

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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... I just 'finked' about it... How about NO?...

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Tell the robber you no longer use cash, that you've been implanted with the new Bill Gates chip. He'll understand.

Fuckin' just spat out beer right there...

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Although fun to nail haji's a 100m away with smoke rounds, not very effective without HEDP.

Mount a sharp blade to the end of the 'nade...