Seems like a warped hobby for the Taco Bell-guy, but the Dollar General-guy? Holy fucking shit. Clueless doesn't even begin to describe him. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near his mom when she finds-out he's now a corpse in some Ukrainian mass grave instead of doing humanitarian work in Poland.
A couple of those guys look like they have the wiley-crazy kinda vibe where they will make it out of there but the guy who got kicked out of the enlistment offices needs to go home.