Just In Case You Didn't Think I Was Dorky Enough.....

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The worst part of this, for me anyway, is that Maser more or less sounds like a normal, grown, man. I prefer to think of him as an eternally teenage goof who doesn't know any better. But now I guess he really is a grown man who just can't let go of trolling us. Someday he's going to have a Steve the Pirate moment, cut his hair, get normal clothes, and accept the reality of the rest of us. Until then, I'll be after you like I'm cranky Mr. Hand and you're Spicolli Maser. No, make that Rat. I'll think of you like that.

I actually had the real Mr. Hand as a teacher by the way. But that was many moons ago.
 
I had a co-worker that brought in one of these a couple of weeks ago. She told me more than I really cared to hear about how it was originally being given to little kids who are "diagnosed" with ADD. It's supposed to be therapeutic for them. A week or so ago, I found one of my bosses sitting in his office playing with one; I didn't bother to ask him where he got it but I was quite amused to see him sitting there spinning it. I've actually seen handmade signs propped up against utility poles advertising places that sell them.
 
A co worker slash buddy in work showed me this with an air gun . I told him there's another cool trick he needs to see . I took it from him and promptly smashed it with a hammer . Told him the look on his face was worth me giving him the money to replace it . I' m laughin as I write this .
 
The worst part of this, for me anyway, is that Maser more or less sounds like a normal, grown, man. I prefer to think of him as an eternally teenage goof who doesn't know any better. But now I guess he really is a grown man who just can't let go of trolling us. Someday he's going to have a Steve the Pirate moment, cut his hair, get normal clothes, and accept the reality of the rest of us. Until then, I'll be after you like I'm cranky Mr. Hand and you're Spicolli Maser. No, make that Rat. I'll think of you like that.

I actually had the real Mr. Hand as a teacher by the way. But that was many moons ago.

All the Hide members just can't handle the fact that I've actually grown up. Seems like only yesterday i was in diapers right? Another few years, I'll be 30! :D